Are you playing league fantasy today in week 19? Why? Unless it’s a total points thingy, that would sorta make sense.
Wee Tidbits:
-Could he play? The answer is ‘no’, regarding Derrick Henry. But Qaaron Rodgers is planning to-I guess he wants to make it as difficult as possible for the Hub Arkush crew to vote no on the MVP vote.
-The Seats Are Under The Bus: AB was on the revered Full Send podcast and questioned Brady’s friendship. That would be the guy that advocated for him to join the Bucs after he was kicked off a few other teams. As a rejoinder to Brown’s ‘he needs me’ comment, I would just list every wr that Brady has ever played with.
-Joe Judge Has Pull? Apparently a pratfall of clowns/fans will be attending the Jags game this Sunday, the object of their ire being Shad Kahn. Parking shouldn’t be an issue.
To The Game!
Chiefs/Broncos:
-I’m guessing the Chiefs will play their starters until/if they get far enough out in front, just in case the Titans somehow lose to Houston on Sunday.
-The K.C. D has been by turns a shutdown unit and a generous group. They’ve given up 34 to Burrow and 28 to Herbert but have also held 4 opponents to 10 or less points in the last 6 weeks.
-Does this ever feel familiar to me-the Denver O just can’t score. They’ve put up 13 or less in 4 of their last 5 and this will also be the fifth straight year of sub .500 ball (in serious voice) for this once-proud franchise.
-New Qb Time! Obviously both Lock and Teddy B are not the fellas that are needed to exploit the extraordinary talent the Broncos have assembled at the wide receiver and tight end spots. (and now Javonte as well!) You didn’t ask but it’s best to go the free agent route rather than develop another guy and hope for the best.
Hack away!
There is so much wrong with this movie, but it is still awesome. BEERFEST!!
Love me some Broken Lizard.
Thats so cool that the players sign and exchange jerseys and say hi to each other after the game.
Friendship is Rocking!
Next thread is up.
If you have these symptoms, you may be suffering from Amateur Line Judge Syndrome. Talk to your doctor.
FRATER EX MACHINA
Congrats to the Donks for being the very first 7-10 in NFL history!
Honestly, I forget there was any football today.
You weren’t 100% wrong. Totally meaningless games.
Vic Fangio is a football guy, you guys.
Thanks Kirk. Fucking dumbass.
Judge is a clown guy-sometimes these things need to be clarified. Easy, Horatio.
Probably too much to ask for, but if the Chiefs win this game while losing Hill and Kelce I will call that a win.
Maybe I shall make buffalo chili tomorrow, for RedZone finale
That sounds rocking!
I would like a Chefs TD for a backdoor cover pls
NOBODY SHALL GET WHAT THEY WANT
No cover for Litre.
“Backdoor Cover” was the name of my college band.
Ok, actually, it was the nickname of my college roommate.
Ok, it was neither of those.
Update on an Update:
The last time Sillycuse was sub .500 in January was the year Robert Kennedy was killed. I believe these two facts are connected and the answer lies in the basement of a Greek restaurant in Astoria. No, I’m not crazy.
so which Kennedy dies THIS YEAR smrt guy??
If it’s Paris Kennedy, we riot! Um,I mean…look at that ape climbing the Empire State Building!
/smoke bomb
No Kennedy’s shall pass this year. However, three Rockefeller’s and two Carnegie’s will go to the Great Beyond in 2022.*
*I’ve said too much
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=eKo25yicT_4
Remember back in the day when Beerfest was filmed and they had to burn the recipe onto a CD while on the phone cause the internet wasn’t that good yet?
I was searching through some old emails today and found one from 2005 where I was griping to a friend about how I was having a tough time keeping my (now-defunct) travelblog updated because it was hard to upload photos from internet cafes.
I want to write a musical about this game called “Oh, Denver.” It would be a combination of “Oklahoma!” and “Calamity Jane”.
and the Bearistocrats!
yes and FUCK YES!!
SIGH. Making Mecole Hardman look cromulent now.
it can be two things!
on-side-KICK?
I’m a huge fan of wr Tim Patrick. The guy catches everything and has the upside to be a #2 on another team. Denver FO was wise to extend/wrap him up contract-wise this year.
I see that normalcy is once again returning to the universe. I guess that means the end of the pandemic is also nigh.
No QB Jalen Hurts tonight for Eagles
That means….
Minchew should be Rocking!
Ohhhh noooo!
Gordon with the butterfingers
That’s not rocking
But it was pretty funny.
You stoopid chuckleheads….
“Hi. Remember me?”
-Bananacakes