Your Slightly Unnecessary Chiefs/Broncos Open Thread

Are you playing league fantasy today in week 19? Why? Unless it’s a total points thingy, that would sorta make sense.

Wee Tidbits:

-Could he play? The answer is ‘no’, regarding Derrick Henry. But Qaaron Rodgers is planning to-I guess he wants to make it as difficult as possible for the Hub Arkush crew to vote no on the MVP vote.

-The Seats Are Under The Bus: AB was on the revered Full Send podcast and questioned Brady’s friendship. That would be the guy that advocated for him to join the Bucs after he was kicked off a few other teams. As a rejoinder to Brown’s ‘he needs me’ comment, I would just list every wr that Brady has ever played with.

-Joe Judge Has Pull? Apparently a pratfall of clowns/fans will be attending the Jags game this Sunday, the object of their ire being Shad Kahn. Parking shouldn’t be an issue.

To The Game!

Chiefs/Broncos:

-I’m guessing the Chiefs will play their starters until/if they get far enough out in front, just in case the Titans somehow lose to Houston on Sunday.

-The K.C. D has been by turns a shutdown unit and a generous group. They’ve given up 34 to Burrow and 28 to Herbert but have also held 4 opponents to 10 or less points in the last 6 weeks.

-Does this ever feel familiar to me-the Denver O just can’t score. They’ve put up 13 or less in 4 of their last 5 and this will also be the fifth straight year of sub .500 ball (in serious voice) for this once-proud franchise.

-New Qb Time! Obviously both Lock and Teddy B are not the fellas that are needed to exploit the extraordinary talent the Broncos have assembled at the wide receiver and tight end spots. (and now Javonte as well!) You didn’t ask but it’s best to go the free agent route rather than develop another guy and hope for the best.

Hack away!

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Doktor Zymm

There is so much wrong with this movie, but it is still awesome. BEERFEST!!

Game Time Decision

Love me some Broken Lizard.

rockingdog

Thats so cool that the players sign and exchange jerseys and say hi to each other after the game.
Friendship is Rocking!

Dunstan

If you have these symptoms, you may be suffering from Amateur Line Judge Syndrome. Talk to your doctor.

Doktor Zymm

FRATER EX MACHINA

WCS

Congrats to the Donks for being the very first 7-10 in NFL history!

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Honestly, I forget there was any football today.

Doktor Zymm

You weren’t 100% wrong. Totally meaningless games.

Horatio Cornblower

Vic Fangio is a football guy, you guys.

Thanks Kirk. Fucking dumbass.

Horatio Cornblower

Probably too much to ask for, but if the Chiefs win this game while losing Hill and Kelce I will call that a win.

King Hippo

Maybe I shall make buffalo chili tomorrow, for RedZone finale

rockingdog

That sounds rocking!

litre_cola

I would like a Chefs TD for a backdoor cover pls

King Hippo

NOBODY SHALL GET WHAT THEY WANT

litre_cola

No cover for Litre.

Dunstan

“Backdoor Cover” was the name of my college band.

Ok, actually, it was the nickname of my college roommate.

Ok, it was neither of those.

King Hippo

so which Kennedy dies THIS YEAR smrt guy??

LemonJello

If it’s Paris Kennedy, we riot! Um,I mean…look at that ape climbing the Empire State Building!

/smoke bomb

Doktor Zymm

Remember back in the day when Beerfest was filmed and they had to burn the recipe onto a CD while on the phone cause the internet wasn’t that good yet?

Dunstan

I was searching through some old emails today and found one from 2005 where I was griping to a friend about how I was having a tough time keeping my (now-defunct) travelblog updated because it was hard to upload photos from internet cafes.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I want to write a musical about this game called “Oh, Denver.” It would be a combination of “Oklahoma!” and “Calamity Jane”.

King Hippo

and the Bearistocrats!

King Hippo

yes and FUCK YES!!

King Hippo

SIGH. Making Mecole Hardman look cromulent now.

King Hippo

it can be two things!

King Hippo

on-side-KICK?

The Maestro

I see that normalcy is once again returning to the universe. I guess that means the end of the pandemic is also nigh.

rockingdog

No QB Jalen Hurts tonight for Eagles
That means….
Minchew should be Rocking!

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rockingdog

Ohhhh noooo!
Gordon with the butterfingers
That’s not rocking

WCS

But it was pretty funny.

WCS

You stoopid chuckleheads….