That first game. Wow, what a doozy! That play midway through the third quarter? Amazing! JK, I’m composing this 1 1/2 hours before the first tilt even starts.
To The Game!
Pats/Bills:
-Is McDermott at a place in his coaching career where he can beat Old Bill twice in one season? Sure, he did it last season. (it was a trick question)
-Last time these teams played the Bills placed their lb’s almost directly behind the d-line, daring Macaroon Jones to beat them through the air. He did not.
-As a matter of factoid, Jones has tossed up as many picks (5) in his last four games as he did in the first ten games of the season.
-As noted before, Daboll finally trusting Singletary for multiple series in a row has resulted in the latter averaging almost 100 yards from scrimmage over the last four games. In my opinion, this is the last piece of Buffalo’s puzzle-to be able to run time off the clock when they need to.
-Feeling Their Oats? (no idea what that means) The Bills have won three of their last four vs the Pats. Before that they had lost 35 of the last 40.
-I’m thinking there might be a few frozen balls bouncing off the arms and chest of a few Buffalo pass catchers tonight. It’s not going to be “Canada Cold” but it will be cold enough.
-If the Pats play man (which is a rumor going round-likely started by Bill himself, that wily old codger) look for Allen to run a bit more than usual.
Play nice in the comments.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yPPsSeDR_iI
Did somebody get addicted to winning playoff games?
This could be turning into a historically bad postseason beatdown for the Pats.
I’m not sure my (sweat)pants are going to be on much longer.
A reminder that the official NFL rulebook does not mention pass rushers using ice picks as illegal even a single time.
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Greetings, everyone. I would first like to extend a warm congratulations to Redshirt, and join everyone in wishing him a speedy recovery after the stroke he no doubt suffered after that roughing-the-passer call late in the 4th quarter of the earlier game. Second, I would like to assure everyone that I am not upset at the outcome of the game; I’m just proud of the Raiders for making lemonade out of a lemon of a season and going down swinging. Third, I would like to get started drinking, so I’ll be proceeding forthwith.
Y’all even seemed like good sports at the end, WHA HAPPEN TO THAT FRANCHISE I RECALL FROM THE 1980s??
I’ll be joining you tomorrow on the Boulevard of Broken Dreams.
Tomorrow is HATE DAY (MRSA Dreamboat, The Ben and His Very Grey Greypenis), bracketed around what should be a real cracker between the Non-Gendereds and the Tomsulas.
https://twitter.com/thesarahyork/status/1480404727225585666
The whole thread is hilarious. Not sure why Brady tagged along, was just going for Allen.
The Andy Dalton one!!
The Drew Lock one got me laughing.
So you can now dox people by chucking an apple watch really hard against their house?
At least one Mac is cooking tonight. LOBSTER MAC!
Outstanding.
I hope you made enough for all of us. Or at least enough for me!
I remember that -59 wind chill game. Maybe should have called that one. When it’s warmer on Mars you probably don’t need to be outside.
I CALL JOSH ALLEN ‘RICHARD RAMIREZ’ BECAUSE HE TENDS TO SCORE AFTER FORCING THINGS THROUGH SMALL WINDOWS.
Game Recognize Game, yo!!!
Considering how close my birthplace (Rochester) is to Buffalo, I am considering going with the Bills as my primary fandom until Dan Snyder is no longer the owner of Team (hopefully through a painful accident and ensuing bankruptcy). Think I will let this game decide it, win and it will be so.
I always have a sidepiece. It soothes your soul to have someone decent to root for, when your team shits the bed.
I don’t have a dedicated second team. Just whoever knocks my whichever disliked team out of the playoffs that year
Nothing like some good hating!
Black Panthers is kind of mine, given I am a Charlotte native. I wonder if I would have liked them had they existed during my childhood?
Yea Patriots are not looking rocking
Kinda yikes
Not…a great start.
Brian Daboll on a mission
This fucking sucks. I want my money back. No, I didn’t pay anything but I still want it back.
This is what I said when they mentioned brady during the subway commercial
I get it. I will be feeling this way tomorrow!
Buffalo’s decided to only do highlight reel shit I guess.
Gotta tear their hearts out early. Demoralize them. CRUSH THE TESICLES AND THE HEART WILL FOLLOW!
If I weren’t doing Dry January, and if I were suicidal, I’d suggest we do a shot every time they mention the weather.
Ian just said rumbling! SHOT!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XNtTEibFvlQ
Accumulation! SHOT!
Parting seas! SHOT!
TIDE! SHOT!
FRIGID! SHOT!
Hi, just got home. Did I miss anything?
You owe me $35 million. We bought a lair.
Nobody disturb me. I’m in the tower of solitude. Because I’m, uh, crying… in there.
That was a quick shower, Mr. Carr.
Ooh, I want a lair! But $35 mill?
Bills corner Hyde that got an INT that was Rocking! 💪
I think Redshirt ran through the clubhouse in full tiger paint with only a Bengals bandana around his wing-wang.
Is Rikki still with us?
Yes, but he is sitting in the corner wearing actual clothes with nary a bandana in sight
He could turn down his earbuds. Not all of us want to hear his Derek Carr playlist tonight.
He will be EMO tional.
I am gonna go Scotchy if this keeps up.
BUFFALOCEPTION!*
*Much easier to follow than Chris Nolan’s take on the genre
Macerception
Are the officials not allowed to wear gloves? Because being barehanded in weather like this is stupid and dangerous.
DIS IS FOOBAWL YOU NERD ITS MANS WETTER AND SPORTS NERD I BET U THINK NOBUMMER IS REELY MERICAKN AND BYEDEN DIDNT STEEL FROM TRUMP
Ah, if you were paying attention earlier you’d know I’m drinking cocoa and wearing puffy slippers, so I think I’ve already answered your question.
You know the saying “cold hands, warm heart”? Flip that around to the contrapositive
OMG
What an INT!!!
That was insane. Hyde literally took that off the receivers helmet.
SUDDEN LEGEND OF WHITE MAC CHANGE!
Pickerception Buffalo!
Anyone else see the Heist episodes about the Pappy Van Winkle theft in 2013? Just saw it last night. It’s sort of hilarious, and on Netflix. Worth checking out.
Bolden with the big drop
That’s notRocking
Puebla GOL!
FACK YOU FACK YOU FACK YOU FACK YOU THIS IS NAWT FAYAH OAH JUST
NO ONE DENIES THIS
APPLE WATCH: So your head is above water?
VICTIM: Yes, that’s how I’m talking to you, dickhead.
She should have said “glub glub glub!”
LOL
The pats DEF did NOT show up for that first drive
This is “Good Brokeback” and the P*ts is fucked.
Another pair of teams here where I wouldn’t mind either one advancing. It’ll be kind of nice tomorrow when I can legit root against someone
The 49ers, right Zymm?
Right, Zymm?
Even that adorable kitten is no match for my disdain for the cow sheaths. Super cute though, a really excellent kitten
Lemme guess who you’re talking about!
They always were…
Buffalo did a running! Good idea buffalish!
https://youtu.be/_RrBg2sG8C0?t=9
Puebla taking on Tigres right now. I know what’s on the second screen at Litre’s house!
Porn?
Ok inflight wifi, let’s see how you do! If I complain that a receiver had all day and all he had to do was go snatch that ball out of the air where it has been frozen in place that’ll be why
LOL
I like Carr, but that last throw was a Ben “I don’t care what anyone says, I’m going to force it in there” Roethlisberger pass.
It really was “Eh, no one thought we’d even get this far anyway”
The Sex Cannon nods in appreciation.
Pats Defense is gonna need to show up
Hope this game is Rocking!!!
Not quite nightmare fuel…maybe bad dream fuel?
Pfft! Anyone can do that in the fall. They do that tonight and I’ll be impressed
This place is about a half hour from my house. It is for sale for $35 million, (down from $45 million!), and I am asking you all to kick in, so that DFO can finally have a clubhouse suitable for refined sensibilities such as our own.
https://twitter.com/rebeccamakkai/status/1482049099717386240
If you read the thread the whole situation is over-the-top insane.
We can have our own Renfaires!
You’re definitely getting a lab.
When the End Times Grand Finale finally comes, we all meet here, right?
Waiting for the telegram announcing Redshirt is running around Cincy with only a Bengals bandana around his wing-wang.
And a generous portion of Skyline chili lathered on
That’s a rocking gif
Loving these “Derby” named Threads
It’s a “tilt” between “squadrons” on the “pitch”
I fear this one is gonna suck, but that wouldn’t be so bad since is late game. Unless Brokeback is extra meth-y with his decisionmaking, should be an easy win.
GOD HELP ME, I KIND OF WANT GRUMBLELORD TO WIN HERE
You want Old Bill to win? Have you considered consulting an anal rapist?
Hippo has one of those anal bum covers to protect him.
I’m good with shitty games played in brutal conditions. It reminds me of the time when men were men, when we built America with our bare hands, never mind the conditions, and it reminds me of this while I sit inside with my puffy slippers and sip cocoa.
I’m totally with you on this! I’m watching this game on an over-sized TV because my wife has commandeered the even-larger TV.
/raises mug of hot chocolate
Ah, a fellow pioneer.
Et tu, Hippo?
The Bungles won a playoff game! The Fifth Seal has been unlocked!
Congratulations, Redshirt!
Redshirt will not be heard from for 2 weeks
Has anyone checked on Tabula lately?
I just emailed him. I’ll report back.