Get thee on your steeds! There’s a tourney underway! Ok, enough of that silliness…
To The Game!
Niners/Packers:
-Am I scotchnautradamus? Turns out that Nick Bosa did indeed have a ‘playoff concussion’, ie., one that isn’t that serious because there’s an important game to be played. Welcome to your CTE years Nick-I hope you don’t pee in the oven that much.
-The boys are Bakhtiari in town? (that was horrible but I’m leaving it in) It looks as though both David and Jaire are going to go today.
-Trading Fatal Flaws: The Packers are 28th in DVOA vs the run which is bad news for them. The Niners counter this with their D being second last in the league vs the opponents #1 wide receiver.
-Green Bay’s tandem of Jones and Dillon is as talented as they come but San Franny has allowed but one team since week 9 to run for over a hundred yards. That one game was due to a 75 yard fake punt though.
-I have no time for anyone making an argument for the visiting team being at a disadvantage because Brrrr, it’s so cold! The Niners run-heavy O and smash mouth, physical D is weatherproof.
-Contrasting QB’s-It’s The Difference Maker vs The Caretaker! Rodgers, of course, can get his team out of any jam within reason and will lean on Adams quite a bit. (although don’t forget about Lazard) As for Jimmy G, he has a vastly superior supporting cast so his deal is to play his hand conservatively and not commit any turnovers. The team is 7-0 when he goes interception-less.
-Shall we talk about pressure? The Niners had 22(!) against Dak last week.
-Shall we talk about pressure again? Baby Shanny, like most ‘run like hell, defense will hold ’em’ coaches showed a reluctance to go for it on 4th and short vs the Cowboys last week. In a close game like this one, he’ll no doubt have to pull the trigger a few times in order to get the coveted W.
Hold onto your britches with one hand, type with the other.
This beach looks nice.
Oh my.
The 49ers are losing and it’s not Jimmy G’s fault.
I dunno how to feel about this.
Let us go, Santa Clara! Make the plays be!
It was right in his hands-how could you expect Kittle to catch that?
That’s My [Bay Area Football Team]!
Erin we know you don’t eat. Stop it.
Does it count as eating if you throw it up afterwards?
There’s probably, like, an inverse 3-second rule
Even if it has only been down there 3 seconds she better not put it back on the buffet
where’s the THAT’S MY FETISH!! gif??
Nah, that’s just temporarily swallowing
Eat like no one is watching from the door peephole
It’s a Dark & Stormy start to this game.
I want that.
Scotchy’s summoUning woUrked!!!
Not only that – I have a post in the hopper for Wednesday.
It’s Rob! Howyadoin?
I want that.
I want…to look like that.
I’m pretty sure they’re not wearing headphones while swimming.
Not a fumble.
shit, that really was a fumble. Back to not paying attention (CIN/TN is written up, this wet bag of shit will get two sentences).
Was that a football move???
Found a funny;
Red pepper flakes?? Oh do you mean mommy’s spicy little fish food?
More turnovers than an Andy Reid pre-breakfast starter pack.
Yup, nice
I want that.
ok, gentlemen, let’s see if we can do something with this…
Yeah, not that.
The Senators are up 2-0 on the Capitals-anything can happen tonight.
That’s the last pass Lewis will see. AA-Ron just put him on the “family” list.
That beach sucks.
THOSE are some proper SECOND AMENDMENT SHOULDERS!!!
“I’m skinny and I have a finger gun!”
I have a Taco Lover’s Pass from Taco Bell.
I regret nothing.
Sure, it’s the most authentic Mexican food around.
Your toilet will.
I bought one for the homeless guy that is near my job to be nice. Got praised by my boss because there is no Taco Bell nowhere near us, so the guy moved his camp to be closer to Taco Bell. Even got a round of applause for solving “the problem” at our meeting. I’m now looking for another job.
Before I pass out, let it be known: life zhdhdjdjxbx xdb
Hey buddy, we’re here for you.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5rOiW_xY-kc&ab_channel=remhq
That’s good self-care practicin
You and Redshirt really had the nicest Derby. As good of two sports as we have on these pages.
If Donks/Raiders ever play a truly meaningful January tilt again, Rikki and I might be pistols at dawn!
Don’t forget, you are my current favorite!
Spur, I just want to say Bless You for making next week’s Sexy Friday easy for me.
Is this the new Buddy signal?
https://twitter.com/CameronWolfe/status/1485057501976477697?s=20
That’s Rocking!
Kocky kid krushes klutch kick.
I like the idea that the opposite could happen.
“Welp, we’re fucked boys, get ready for overtime!”
I’m writing “Game Over” in my Peechee folder.
Did you at least do a kickass VH logo first?
Fuckin A!
Low Commander’s PeeChee:
Forty niners. To win. Five dimes.
Well then one of us will be happy.
Evening lizard people. Have we heard from Redshirt? Is he somewhere in Kentucky getting drunk on all the bourbon?
Now that’s an ass I can get behind!
That Tom Rinaldi is the ugliest sideline girl.
I mean look at his shoulders! – K. Hippo
In principle, I should be OK with whatever outcome, as I also have a Pack shareholder cert (one of the basically-worthless ones, received as a gift).
…..naaaah. GO NYNURZ
Brush With Greatness-I served a mulletted(?) Jaromir Jagr an orange juice back when he was a little bunny rabbit.
I bartended for him a few nights. Absolute beauty of a human.
Whenever I think of hockey, I picture him skating down the ice with his hair flying!
Say what you will about the Ice Stillers, they had some excellent hair!
And that still doesn’t look a damn thing like our Jeanine
For the record, yes, I would totally wear a sourdough bread bowl hat (plastic not organic)
I was thinking it should be a wine glass hat. Good luck Petronel, I am rooting hard for the niners!
That would work too! (And, thanks! 🙂 )
Could Fox just cut Strahan’s mike? Please?
Look closely and you can see Aaron sucking the ivermectin out of his horses’ ass
methinks I keep this one muted, though
Jeanie needs to get his turnover out of his system early.
I relented and wore a crimson-ish shirt for Ms. Nel’s Tomsulas. But I don’t feel good about it. We are really putting all our NFC eggs in the RRRRRRRRRRAM IT!! basket.
AS YOU SHOULD
Brady is down to Evans and Gronk and I’m talking myself into really liking our chances which is oh so stupid
How does she play tennis with those things? Poor girl is going to get CTE.
TRUE HIPPO STORY – I once played tennis with a gal who had yuuuugggge knockers, and it really was a problem with her stroke (PHRASING).
Simona Halep (former #1) had a breast reduction.
Better put that bra on, girlfriend.
Seriously – that’s going to hurt after a while.
That guy reminds me of the Dave Attell joke about shaving his pubes as a hairy dude.
Something about a garbage fire breaking out on his nutsack.
Dave Attell is fantastic and we need Insomniac back for the next generation.
Damn. Green Bay doesn’t turn the ball over-only 13 giveaways all year.
Please let that change tonight. I want Rodgers to have the most embarrassing game in the history of games.
Beefcake Saturday?
I’m hoping for decapitation via Bosa but a torn ACL or broken arm would be ok for Rodgers to be awarded with.
When he gets hurt you think he’s going to do his own research on how to “fix”?
I’m not settling for anything less than a Joe Theissman / Alex Smith.
This fucking Aaron Rodgers segment narrator just shat on participation trophies in one breath, and in another pointed out that Rodgers has only won 1 Super Bowl 10 years ago, all while Rodgers’ dick in his mouth.
Ventriloquism is making a big, big comeback!
Don’t forget this guy is an Asshole
https://twitter.com/markmobility/status/1484893639545339909?s=20
Edit/ Said a stupid thing. But I’m on board with Qaaron getting fucked.
ok, top THAT, all-time top 5 QB against…Janeane Garofolo with a bad throwing shoulder.
The Persian persuasion is out.