Your Petronel/Ghost of BeerGuyRob Joust and Open Thread

Get thee on your steeds! There’s a tourney underway! Ok, enough of that silliness…

To The Game!

Niners/Packers:

-Am I scotchnautradamus? Turns out that Nick Bosa did indeed have a ‘playoff concussion’, ie., one that isn’t that serious because there’s an important game to be played. Welcome to your CTE years Nick-I hope you don’t pee in the oven that much.

-The boys are Bakhtiari in town? (that was horrible but I’m leaving it in) It looks as though both David and Jaire are going to go today.

-Trading Fatal Flaws: The Packers are 28th in DVOA vs the run which is bad news for them. The Niners counter this with their D being second last in the league vs the opponents #1 wide receiver.

-Green Bay’s tandem of Jones and Dillon is as talented as they come but San Franny has allowed but one team since week 9 to run for over a hundred yards. That one game was due to a 75 yard fake punt though.

-I have no time for anyone making an argument for the visiting team being at a disadvantage because Brrrr, it’s so cold! The Niners run-heavy O and smash mouth, physical D is weatherproof.

-Contrasting QB’s-It’s The Difference Maker vs The Caretaker! Rodgers, of course, can get his team out of any jam within reason and will lean on Adams quite a bit. (although don’t forget about Lazard) As for Jimmy G, he has a vastly superior supporting cast so his deal is to play his hand conservatively and not commit any turnovers. The team is 7-0 when he goes interception-less.

-Shall we talk about pressure? The Niners had 22(!) against Dak last week.

-Shall we talk about pressure again? Baby Shanny, like most ‘run like hell, defense will hold ’em’ coaches showed a reluctance to go for it on 4th and short vs the Cowboys last week. In a close game like this one, he’ll no doubt have to pull the trigger a few times in order to get the coveted W.

Hold onto your britches with one hand, type with the other.

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WCS

Let’s see how Jeannine screws this up.

Spur

49ers looked energized.

rockingdog
Gumbygirl

He needs to go for his anti- choice bullshit. It would be nice if Dems would fucking Dem.

Fronkenshteen

I read Grayson Allen has been playing like a fucking punk and endangering others’ careers. Weird. Didn’t see that coming.

BugEyedBoo

Shocking, right?

litre_cola

I mean, Coach K only raises stand up individuals.

rockingdog

Last Funny;

politician: i’d like to open the floor for questions. please only ask if its important

lady: what do u have to say ab-

me shoving her out of the way: do- [out of breath] do the transformers need life or car insurance

Spur

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Gumbygirl

That reminds me, I am not high! Be right back.

litre_cola

Hustle out there!

Spur

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Game Time Decision

I was scrolling as the gif panned up and it felt like an ad

Spur

a sexy ad?

Game Time Decision

Berry Berry sexy

Fronkenshteen

Be a miracle if Cincy beats buff or KC next week. Rooting like hell for them though.

Recovery Whiskey

Ok Fox we’ll let you have Bay City Rollers if you promise to cue up The Cure for 10:15 Saturday Night.

Gumbygirl

Joe Burrow is very pink, isn’t he?

King Hippo

I think Joe Burrow just might be Jim Morrison.

Recovery Whiskey

In today’s media bliz for 5G not one happy consumer has been shown near an airport. Why does Verizon hate the aviation industry?

ThePirateSloth

I just finished seeing those cats from Natti do the thing, after doing hours yard work to take advantage of sunshine. So I’m behind and catching up with these varmints in them hills panderin for gold.

I’m also trying mushrooms for the first time, I’m just stopping by to say hello.
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Gumbygirl

Have a nice trip!

herodotus450

Apparently it runs in the family, because these Nashville Predators also have a comical lack of offense.

Doktor Zymm

About to be internetless for 90 minutes, when I get back hopefully the Niners will have their shit gotten together

Mr. Ayo

Does it count if it’s together because it was pushed in?

King Hippo

technically is the best kind of correct

Gumbygirl

There can be no internet without Doktor Zymm.

Spur

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LemonJello

Not really a barn burner…more of a barn smolder?

WCS

Tire fire? Dumpster fire?

rockingdog

LOL

Oh you’ve been working on yourself during the pandemic? That’s cool. I’ve watched a lot of shows. Some of them twice

Mr. Ayo

What a cat anus of a finish to that half.

Spur

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Fronkenshteen

So what round do you grab Trey Lance next year? 7? 8?

King Hippo

Good Lord, if he isn’t better than Janeane-sans-throwing-arm…

WCS

No one feels like winning, I see.

Doktor Zymm

Good effort, but gotta do moar to kill Qaaron

Recovery Whiskey

The Mannings just should plan on being on for us any time Joe Buck is the national announcer. Assume there would be demand.

litre_cola

Every fucking game.

Doktor Zymm

Oh for fuck’s sake

Spur

idiot.

Gumbygirl

Oh, Janeane.

Petronel

JESUS FUCK JANEANE

NotShogunButShogun

What the hell is a moonfall?

BugEyedBoo

It has Roland Emmerich’s name on it, so it’s garbage.

Spur

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Doktor Zymm

Hey, a first down! Forgot about those!

Gumbygirl

He just revved up his butt like my cat does!

King Hippo

oh yeah, it’s a CAT THREAD now!!!

King Hippo

and so went-eth out the Jay Cutler bat-signal

litre_cola

Be careful friendo or we will fill this thread with cheeses.

Gumbygirl

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Doktor Zymm

So good

Gumbygirl

We talk about pussy a whole lot, I’ve noticed.

NotShogunButShogun

Why is the punter shimmying?

Spur

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Doktor Zymm

Solid run D at least, maybe they’ll force a fumble and get a defensive TD cuz the O ain’t getting it done

SonOfSpam

People in San Francisco have always appreciated a solid D.

Doktor Zymm

They also appreciate a Big O, but I think that’s true everywhere

litre_cola

WHy would they like a stadium in Montreal? I have been there for Expos games, it’s a dump.

Spur

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rockingdog

This game is a wet fart so far 💨

That’s Not Rocking

Spur

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ballsofsteelandfury

THAT’S the Buddy signal.

Spur

Garofalo is one dumb SOB

Doktor Zymm

None of Janeane’s jokes are landing tonight

King Hippo

Sometimes you eat the phallocracy, sometimes the phallocracy eats you.

NotShogunButShogun

Wow Rinaldi…that was pointless

King Hippo

my grandson cat always makes this trilling MRRRRROOOOWWW! when he jumps into a chair. It’s really fookin’ cute.

Doktor Zymm

Pics!

King Hippo

It’s cumbersome (because I am stupid) to insert pics into the comments, but I will make him the header pic Monday morning.

He really is a cute little fucker.

SonOfSpam

Garofalo has as many passing yards as I do.

HAVIN A GOOD GAME I AM

Spur

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King Hippo

I did NOT need to see fellow Most Glorious #BFIB supporter Jon Hamm shilling for AppleTV.

SonOfSpam

At least it’s reasonably funny?

King Hippo
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Doktor Zymm

En garde, Qaaron!