Get thee on your steeds! There’s a tourney underway! Ok, enough of that silliness…
To The Game!
Niners/Packers:
-Am I scotchnautradamus? Turns out that Nick Bosa did indeed have a ‘playoff concussion’, ie., one that isn’t that serious because there’s an important game to be played. Welcome to your CTE years Nick-I hope you don’t pee in the oven that much.
-The boys are Bakhtiari in town? (that was horrible but I’m leaving it in) It looks as though both David and Jaire are going to go today.
-Trading Fatal Flaws: The Packers are 28th in DVOA vs the run which is bad news for them. The Niners counter this with their D being second last in the league vs the opponents #1 wide receiver.
-Green Bay’s tandem of Jones and Dillon is as talented as they come but San Franny has allowed but one team since week 9 to run for over a hundred yards. That one game was due to a 75 yard fake punt though.
-I have no time for anyone making an argument for the visiting team being at a disadvantage because Brrrr, it’s so cold! The Niners run-heavy O and smash mouth, physical D is weatherproof.
-Contrasting QB’s-It’s The Difference Maker vs The Caretaker! Rodgers, of course, can get his team out of any jam within reason and will lean on Adams quite a bit. (although don’t forget about Lazard) As for Jimmy G, he has a vastly superior supporting cast so his deal is to play his hand conservatively and not commit any turnovers. The team is 7-0 when he goes interception-less.
-Shall we talk about pressure? The Niners had 22(!) against Dak last week.
-Shall we talk about pressure again? Baby Shanny, like most ‘run like hell, defense will hold ’em’ coaches showed a reluctance to go for it on 4th and short vs the Cowboys last week. In a close game like this one, he’ll no doubt have to pull the trigger a few times in order to get the coveted W.
Hold onto your britches with one hand, type with the other.
Let’s see how Jeannine screws this up.
49ers looked energized.
Also LOL this Texas senator dude is wild
https://theintercept.com/2022/01/21/henry-cuellar-azerbaijan-fbi-texas/
He needs to go for his anti- choice bullshit. It would be nice if Dems would fucking Dem.
I read Grayson Allen has been playing like a fucking punk and endangering others’ careers. Weird. Didn’t see that coming.
Shocking, right?
I mean, Coach K only raises stand up individuals.
Last Funny;
politician: i’d like to open the floor for questions. please only ask if its important
lady: what do u have to say ab-
me shoving her out of the way: do- [out of breath] do the transformers need life or car insurance
That reminds me, I am not high! Be right back.
Hustle out there!
I was scrolling as the gif panned up and it felt like an ad
a sexy ad?
Berry Berry sexy
Be a miracle if Cincy beats buff or KC next week. Rooting like hell for them though.
Ovechkin has scored more goals than the Sens Franchise as a whole. Shut! Up!
Ok Fox we’ll let you have Bay City Rollers if you promise to cue up The Cure for 10:15 Saturday Night.
As long as the first tune is an extended version of “Pictures Of You”.
Joe Burrow is very pink, isn’t he?
I think Joe Burrow just might be Jim Morrison.
In today’s media bliz for 5G not one happy consumer has been shown near an airport. Why does Verizon hate the aviation industry?
I just finished seeing those cats from Natti do the thing, after doing hours yard work to take advantage of sunshine. So I’m behind and catching up with these varmints in them hills panderin for gold.
I’m also trying mushrooms for the first time, I’m just stopping by to say hello.
Have a nice trip!
As far as celery is concerned, try a half stalk and work your way from there.
Apparently it runs in the family, because these Nashville Predators also have a comical lack of offense.
About to be internetless for 90 minutes, when I get back hopefully the Niners will have their shit gotten together
Does it count if it’s together because it was pushed in?
technically is the best kind of correct
There can be no internet without Doktor Zymm.
Not really a barn burner…more of a barn smolder?
Tire fire? Dumpster fire?
LOL
Oh you’ve been working on yourself during the pandemic? That’s cool. I’ve watched a lot of shows. Some of them twice
What a cat anus of a finish to that half.
So what round do you grab Trey Lance next year? 7? 8?
Good Lord, if he isn’t better than Janeane-sans-throwing-arm…
No one feels like winning, I see.
Good effort, but gotta do moar to kill Qaaron
The Mannings just should plan on being on for us any time Joe Buck is the national announcer. Assume there would be demand.
Every fucking game.
Oh for fuck’s sake
idiot.
Oh, Janeane.
JESUS FUCK JANEANE
What the hell is a moonfall?
It has Roland Emmerich’s name on it, so it’s garbage.
Hey, a first down! Forgot about those!
He just revved up his butt like my cat does!
oh yeah, it’s a CAT THREAD now!!!
and so went-eth out the Jay Cutler bat-signal
Be careful friendo or we will fill this thread with cheeses.
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So good
We talk about pussy a whole lot, I’ve noticed.
Why is the punter shimmying?
Solid run D at least, maybe they’ll force a fumble and get a defensive TD cuz the O ain’t getting it done
People in San Francisco have always appreciated a solid D.
They also appreciate a Big O, but I think that’s true everywhere
WHy would they like a stadium in Montreal? I have been there for Expos games, it’s a dump.
This game is a wet fart so far 💨
That’s Not Rocking
THAT’S the Buddy signal.
Garofalo is one dumb SOB
None of Janeane’s jokes are landing tonight
Sometimes you eat the phallocracy, sometimes the phallocracy eats you.
Wow Rinaldi…that was pointless
my grandson cat always makes this trilling MRRRRROOOOWWW! when he jumps into a chair. It’s really fookin’ cute.
Pics!
It’s cumbersome (because I am stupid) to insert pics into the comments, but I will make him the header pic Monday morning.
He really is a cute little fucker.
Garofalo has as many passing yards as I do.
HAVIN A GOOD GAME I AM
I did NOT need to see fellow Most Glorious #BFIB supporter Jon Hamm shilling for AppleTV.
At least it’s reasonably funny?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=77Y6CIyyBcI
En garde, Qaaron!