Guess who was inundated with every kind of hat ad imaginable all week long? This guy, that’s who. (the personal sacrifices I make for this site, smgdh) Maybe it’s just the football yakkers doing their thing to keep interest up (which is completely unnecessary during the Final Eight Round, by the way) but each “dog” playing this weekend has a legit shot at a win. (I feel there’s no real dog in the Bills/Chiefs game tho)
To The Game!
Bengals/Titans:
-Vrabel mentioned that he wanted to see how King Henry reacted to contact during practice. After sending three practice squadders to the hospital, coach announced that Derrick was ‘ready to go!’.
-Entering Belichick/Reid Territory? Vrabel is 8-0 when his team has had rest.
-Back in 2019 the Bengals were the league’s worst vs the run. After overhauling the D (there are only 2 holdovers from that team) they now sit at 13th. Turning over that many players while assembling that O unit indicates that despite everything you might imagine about about Cincy’s head office, they’ve done incredible work/gotten lucky.
-However! Their o-line features three starters with bottom 10 PFF grades if you’re into that sort of thing. So… quick passes it is. (with the occasional long throw to Chase)
-Speaking of, the fella is 27(!) for 507(!) and 3 TD’s over his last three games. The Titans are middle of the pack DVOA-wise in defending the other team’s #1 wr.
-One thing you can say about the Titans OC Downing is that he is disciplined/stubborn with respect to his commitment to the running game. Don’t expect him to change course if they get down by two scores.
-I mean, that almost certainly plays into the Titans game plan, right? The last thing the Bengals should do is go the quick score route and force their iffy D back onto the field for long stretches at a time-that’ll no doubt catch up to them towards the end of the game.
-Also, Burrow’s tendency to take punishment/sacks doesn’t mesh well with a Titans front four that has dumped the opposing qb on the ground the 2nd-most times this year.
It’s time to make those fingers dance.
Burrow will always, always settle for a sack. What a putz.
Fun Facts:
1) 25 straight NFL playoff games the leader at halftime won.
2) 18 straight NFL playoff games since there was a lead change in the 4th.
These are not fun if we want Redshirt to stay alive!
This is actually the only type of organized running that I’m okay with. For the record I don’t consider HHH to be organized, so that’s also ok
Ok, Chasedown time. If he gets one I will buy my wife a jersey. She is a Bengals fan since I made her choose a team when we met.
It’s a good thing you’re based in Cambodia because I beleive forcing someone into Bungles fandomhood is against the Geneva Convention. Which, as we all know, the Cambodians withdrew from in 1987.
Why would someone choose to be a Bengals fan???
I’d agree, but then again I chose to support Everton.
Watching with family. Give me prayers or an alibi.
AND he’s looking out for his joints!
BLEERGH giveth and taketh away
Jesus, if football uniforms had pockets that ball would have landed in it.
“Pockets?”
-Players from the Lingerie Football League
/I expect to get +1’s from Gumbygirl and Zymm at the very least
I was just bitching to Gumby yesterday about the lack of pockets in women’s clothes. Are you spying on me? Do yourself a favor, and stay out of our bathroom!
Look, you’re not special-I spy on everyone. I spy with my little eye!*
*eye twitches uncontrollably
Ok, I’m gonna stick around for the end of this game at the expense of missing the first quarter of the next game. This is way too good.
lol AJ Brown is ridiculous
how the fuck did Brown catch that? Amazing body control.
Refs in New York: “Fuck, I dunno. Gonna go get a snack. Do what you want.”
“Have you heard about this thing called a ‘Bodega’? Anything you can think of-it’s incredibly over-priced but New Yorkers will fawn over it because…well, because!”
Prepare for loud boooooooing.
Wrong again!
Trent Green is very excited to be calling this game live from the moon of Mercury.
What is a catch?
Let’s ask BLEERGH!
hit the ground
Ball on turf?
I don’t see how you can reverse that if the defender isn’t wearing a silver helmet.
(Raiders or Lions in case it wasn’t clear)
Most impactful postseason play by a Hooker since Eugene Robinson!
Our Equine Lord and Saviour should have shared his Owl MVP with her…
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I’ll always +1 a Pinky and The Brain reference!
/waits…
Uh, I see the ball move.
Tennessee is a professional football team.
Except for that dope Tannehill.
I think I might know what’s going on here…the Bengals have an inside man
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I should start drinking soon so I can be in prime Rodgers hate mood.
Oh? You trust EVERYTHING the government tells you?
Joe Montana and Jerry Rice getting up from their rocking chairs: “How many times do we have to teach you this lesson, old
manGiant Tiger Team…”That’s my fear. It’ll be 49ers & Bengals in the Super Bowl and Montana and Rice come out of the tunnel in the introductions.
As a recovering Donks WOO!!! homer, I assure you that facing the NFC in the salary cap era…is a much more palatable experience.
Supe champs Cincinnati motherfucker
“Just run the ball and have Tannehill protect the ball and fuck his hot wife who had an affair with Brock Osweiler in Miami. “
But it wasn’t (just) a COCK
It was Brock…Brock…
dun dun dun
BROCK LOBSTER!!!
(does search for “Ryan Tannehill wife”)
I’d give her a pass on that one, but I’d taunt her for settling for Osweiller.
I mean, she slummed it for that goofy fucker, you gotta reckon she banged the entire team.
A lot of it was an emotional thing.
Wait, is the affair confirmed?
Cronus never should have vomited up the Bengals
The Tanning of Hill has begun.
/no idea what this means
Did Tannehill even fucking look where he was throwing the ball? Jesus.
Oh, fuck off, Apple!
-Eve
You pull off a play like that, you should have sanctuary to taunt.
Live replay
Oh no, Fanny
Gigantic
Nice run!
Never mind!
holy cats, nice Tractorcito impression, Dante speeled wrong!
Here’s the thing-much like the Titans, King Henry won’t go down easy.
You see, I will enjoy tonight’s scoring fuck-fest between BUF and KC. But I am also loving this physical bare-knuckle fight. Because I likes FITBAW!!
Packers-49ers is tonight.
JESUS FUCK MY BRAIN IS GOO
Always verify with Other Hippo first.
(tomorrow night, fitbaw guy)
THATS WHAT YOU DO YOU RUN THE FUCKING BALL TOUCHDOWN YOU HANDSOME MOTHERFUCKERS FUCK YEAH
MIXXXXXON TD!!!!
Bengals are Rocking 💪
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hoS1MCF8AeI&ab_channel=dudewitgun
Redshirt right now (artist’s conception)
ME-OW!
Big Kitties!
“I Like Big Kitties And I Cannot Lie!”
-Joe Exotic
Okay, if I’m a Titans fan *now* I’m nervous.
Front office needs to let Henry pick the next QB.
if you ain’t stop Beatie Mixon
then your Tits gon’ need some fixin!
/apologies to DonT when he catches up
Tennessee wives wondering if they’re gonna go down as quick as Mixon’s girl tonight.
Mixondown!
edit-worthwhile noting that he had to run away from the running lane that the o-line couldn’t create in order to get the 6
FUCK OFF YOU FREELOADING PIECE OF SHIT STOP MAKING THE REST OF US GAS-HYBRID OWNERS LOOK LIKE ASSHOLES.
“Nice commercial! How can I let everyone know I own a hybrid?”
RTD, not aware that everyone knows he’s from SoCal.
Three out of my four closest neighbors have Teslas now.
No one anywhere near me owns a hybrid. Check your Tesla/privilege.
POW! BANG! SALSA!
Do they all self drive? I want a car that in my next car.
Every time I see a ‘luxury’ car commercial now, I’m like, “does it make me operate it?”
Vrabel always looks like his brain just got stung by a bee.
I can’t belive dressing bad is in and he isn’t somehow a fashion icon. I mean, put that man on the cover of Vogue.
Baby Bengals Have No Fear
Like, do you think The Carpenters and Captain and Tenille had some 70s soft rock faux-West Coast rapper blood feuds?
Orgies. They had orgies.
See, they didn’t have to ASK whether their dicks fit the other’s various orifices. They just found out!
“Close to You” was a diss track. The birds were vultures, about to feast upon Tenille’s corpse. PPL forget that.
Who can forget the violent Carly Simon diss track?
You walked into the party like you were walking onto a yacht
Your hat strategically dipped below one eye
Your scarf it was apricot
Bob Crane was the unfortunate fallout, ppl forget that
it BLEW MY 4-year old mind when I realized this song really WAS about him!