Your Spam/JerBear50 Kerfuffle and Open Thread

Football Talking People: “Oh god, you must get home field. It’s of the greatest importance, it’s all that matters!”

The Rest of Us: “Right. Shut up.”

Home field meant all of diddly yesterday and we’re grateful for that. Long ago, and in certain situations now, it might have its value but these days the overall effect in a standalone game seems to have diminished greatly. The betting sharps out there have now abandoned the three points and replaced it with one or one and a half, depending on the circumstances. Can the Rams keep the weekend’s trend going? Here’s hoping.

To The Game!

Rams/Bucs:

-Brady gets rid of the ball pretty much faster than anyone in the league and that’ll come in mighty handy today.

-For this reason I wonder if Gronk should be faded a bit, given the Rams pass rush and ankle injuries to Wirfs and Jensen. The last time they played Gronk had the most number of blocking assignments he’d have all year.

-It’s a wee sample but Akers has flashed in all three of the playoff games he’s played in, averaging 122 yards from scrimmage. It’ll certainly help that he has enough speed to get to the corner and can catch the ball in space.

-Tampa doesn’t really have much of a shutdown fella at the corner position so look for Kupp to bounce back from his 61 yard outing last week.

-As for the Rams, they’re fine at cb because Jalen but safety is an issue. How effectively will Brady exploit this remains to be seen.

-One is always wary of Stafford and there was a bit of snarky talk (guilty!) about “The Detroit” shining through here and there down the stretch but he did his part. He’s tossed 2 or more TD’s in 7 of his last 8 and had a 11.9 YPA last week. But…but…do you really trust him?

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Recovery Whiskey

Ryan Sucksup

Gumbygirl

Mr. Irrelevant.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

PRAISE SHAN’KHOR!

LemonJello

HAIL SHANK’HLOR FROM WHOM ALL BLESSING FLOW!

King Hippo

The sunlight made it look like his foundation was melting, too.

Redshirt

I see no comments about Tommy Boy getting an Unsportsmanlike Penalty. Either I’m behind and I missed the comments, or everyone is still in their Refractory Period.

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ThePirateSloth

Hello fellow dick joke makers.

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Gumbygirl

Hello Handsome! You too, Sloth!

LemonJello

Tawwmy with the little boo-boo?

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JustStopDude

Holy shit the touch on that pass.

Doktor Zymm

HAHAHAHAHA
NOTED POOR SPORTSMAN TOM BRADY

Dunstan

Wow. Brady not only doesn’t get the roughing the passer call, he gets an unsportsmanlike for crying for one.

Did I pass into an alternate dimension?

Spur

am scared too.

JustStopDude
King Hippo

What beautiful parallel universe is this?

/oh wait NEVAR mind

Gumbygirl

Oh, that was a glorious penno.

Recovery Whiskey

BRADY BIG MAD

Sharkbait

Is that the 3rd taunting penalty on TB?

King Hippo

Can you imagine how steamed MRSA Dreamboat would be, to get outperformed by a FATTY??

Doktor Zymm

“I bet he doesn’t even have an Ingestion Guru!”
-T. Brady

Game Time Decision

Is that regular milk or almond or soy or some other abomination milk that’s being steamed?

King Hippo

He started something, and now he’s not too sure?

Gumbygirl

My favorite solo record of his, by far! Appropriate lyrics from Heart of the Country:🎵 Gotta horse, gotta SHEEP, gonna get me a good night’s sleep🎶

Spur

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Don T

Beeh Jackson!

LemonJello

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Gumbygirl

Bankshot!

Spur

Come on Fatty Matty, don’t Detroit this

King Hippo

Damn it, Fatthew. Don’t ruin this.

LemonJello

JPP get a stub on that last pass?

Sharkbait

He blew up the coverage

Doktor Zymm

The butter chicken/pepperoni combo works!
The paneer/mango pizza is delicious as was already known.

Saving the rum mango lassi for after I finish this bottle of fizzy wine

King Hippo

This would immediately become the lowest-stress playoff watching in the history of my memory.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I love how Brady proved Collinsworth wrong in real time.

JustStopDude

“Don’t fall asleep on the Bucs. They got Tom Brady, who has a history of winning in the playoffs. Eventually the officials will get involved”

Cris Collinsworth

Don T

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Don T

THIS CELLPHONE SUCKS

Doktor Zymm

Well duh, it’s not a BlackBerry

King Hippo

IN-COM-PLETE!!!!!!

Doktor Zymm

Taunting and all!
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ballsofsteelandfury

Rams need to keep scoring. This needs to be a blowout.

Doktor Zymm

I would enjoy that. I think we all would enjoy that.

Senor Weaselo

They can’t just stop at 11 points, since as we all know that’s the most dangerous lead in sports.

rockingdog

Hahaha

Cupppp with the big TD catch on 3rd and 20!!!

That’s Rockingggg 💯

Spur

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LemonJello

RAMS!

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clint greasewood

Animals with horns today?? Go Bills.

Sharkbait

Might wanna cover that Kupp guy

Spur

Rammit
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Cecil Rhodes

Todd Bowles’ defence is looking more like a bowel movement today. How appropriate, seeing as they were just violated by Two Girls One Kupp!

Gumbygirl

Kupp kuppkuppkuppkupp!

King Hippo

WOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ballsofsteelandfury

KUPP!!!

Spur

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ballsofsteelandfury

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Petronel

All his buddies over there egging him on.

”DO IT DO IT DO IT”

Spur

Those dogs “nope” right out of there.

Spur

The TJ Watt of Sheep

Gumbygirl

Is that the same goth? Bad day at Black Rock.

ballsofsteelandfury

Yes! I think it’s Part 2!

JustStopDude

Jesus Christ. I remember watching the second half of the Bengals game and I just now woke up on my freaking couch.

King Hippo

Chasing the dragon??

JustStopDude

Dealing with Covid.

King Hippo

ah, I had forgotten we were #NuAIDS Eskimo Brothers now. Congrats!!

Gumbygirl

That’s a relief!(sort of) I was afraid you got roofied.

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Hey! Good to see you!

LemonJello

“OH, OH LOOK AT THIS GUY, JSD! THAT’S GREAT HUSTLE! HIT THE SHOWERS AND THEN GRAB A GODDAMMED SNACK!”

/slapss JSD on the ass. hard.

JustStopDude

/whimpers…passes out on couch from too much physical activity…

ballsofsteelandfury

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King Hippo

oh, inject this DERP into my veins!!

Gumbygirl

I thought this game was coming on at 1. I went to Walgreens, pharmacy is nkw closed on Sundays. Wasted trip, but yay Rammmittt!

Spur

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Von Miller is clearly shaving points.

Gumbygirl

The alpaca thread was le tits!

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Doktor Zymm

Since that thread I have bought many alpaca socks!

King Hippo

I can confirm from my current feels – Hippo (and Other Hippo) would much rather lose $50 with a MRSA loss than win $110 with them playing on.

RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAM IT!!!