Football Talking People: “Oh god, you must get home field. It’s of the greatest importance, it’s all that matters!”
The Rest of Us: “Right. Shut up.”
Home field meant all of diddly yesterday and we’re grateful for that. Long ago, and in certain situations now, it might have its value but these days the overall effect in a standalone game seems to have diminished greatly. The betting sharps out there have now abandoned the three points and replaced it with one or one and a half, depending on the circumstances. Can the Rams keep the weekend’s trend going? Here’s hoping.
To The Game!
Rams/Bucs:
-Brady gets rid of the ball pretty much faster than anyone in the league and that’ll come in mighty handy today.
-For this reason I wonder if Gronk should be faded a bit, given the Rams pass rush and ankle injuries to Wirfs and Jensen. The last time they played Gronk had the most number of blocking assignments he’d have all year.
-It’s a wee sample but Akers has flashed in all three of the playoff games he’s played in, averaging 122 yards from scrimmage. It’ll certainly help that he has enough speed to get to the corner and can catch the ball in space.
-Tampa doesn’t really have much of a shutdown fella at the corner position so look for Kupp to bounce back from his 61 yard outing last week.
-As for the Rams, they’re fine at cb because Jalen but safety is an issue. How effectively will Brady exploit this remains to be seen.
-One is always wary of Stafford and there was a bit of snarky talk (guilty!) about “The Detroit” shining through here and there down the stretch but he did his part. He’s tossed 2 or more TD’s in 7 of his last 8 and had a 11.9 YPA last week. But…but…do you really trust him?
Make a comment or twelve.
Ryan Sucksup
Mr. Irrelevant.
PRAISE SHAN’KHOR!
HAIL SHANK’HLOR FROM WHOM ALL BLESSING FLOW!
The sunlight made it look like his foundation was melting, too.
I see no comments about Tommy Boy getting an Unsportsmanlike Penalty. Either I’m behind and I missed the comments, or everyone is still in their Refractory Period.
Hello fellow dick joke makers.
Hello Handsome! You too, Sloth!
Tawwmy with the little boo-boo?
Holy shit the touch on that pass.
HAHAHAHAHA
NOTED POOR SPORTSMAN TOM BRADY
Wow. Brady not only doesn’t get the roughing the passer call, he gets an unsportsmanlike for crying for one.
Did I pass into an alternate dimension?
am scared too.
We might just be witnessing the changing of the
guarddouchebag.https://gfycat.com/frenchtamebug
What beautiful parallel universe is this?
/oh wait NEVAR mind
Oh, that was a glorious penno.
BRADY BIG MAD
Is that the 3rd taunting penalty on TB?
Can you imagine how steamed MRSA Dreamboat would be, to get outperformed by a FATTY??
“I bet he doesn’t even have an Ingestion Guru!”
-T. Brady
Is that regular milk or almond or soy or some other abomination milk that’s being steamed?
Oof! That Smith dude is no match for Von Miller.
He started something, and now he’s not too sure?
I’d like to present a tune from Paul McCartney’s album “Ram”.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XI6C7L66zq8&ab_channel=AngelCarmona
My favorite solo record of his, by far! Appropriate lyrics from Heart of the Country:🎵 Gotta horse, gotta SHEEP, gonna get me a good night’s sleep🎶
Beeh Jackson!
Bankshot!
Come on Fatty Matty, don’t Detroit this
Damn it, Fatthew. Don’t ruin this.
JPP get a stub on that last pass?
He blew up the coverage
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l-iAS18rv68&ab_channel=FeistVEVO
The butter chicken/pepperoni combo works!
The paneer/mango pizza is delicious as was already known.
Saving the rum mango lassi for after I finish this bottle of fizzy wine
This would immediately become the lowest-stress playoff watching in the history of my memory.
I love how Brady proved Collinsworth wrong in real time.
“Don’t fall asleep on the Bucs. They got Tom Brady, who has a history of winning in the playoffs. Eventually the officials will get involved”
–Cris Collinsworth
THIS CELLPHONE SUCKS
Well duh, it’s not a BlackBerry
IN-COM-PLETE!!!!!!
Taunting and all!
Rams need to keep scoring. This needs to be a blowout.
I would enjoy that. I think we all would enjoy that.
They can’t just stop at 11 points, since as we all know that’s the most dangerous lead in sports.
Hahaha
Cupppp with the big TD catch on 3rd and 20!!!
That’s Rockingggg 💯
Kupp isn’t supposed to be open deep.
RAMS!
Animals with horns today?? Go Bills.
The larger picture is away teams winning.
Might wanna cover that Kupp guy
Rammit
Todd Bowles’ defence is looking more like a bowel movement today. How appropriate, seeing as they were just violated by Two Girls One Kupp!
Kupp kuppkuppkuppkupp!
WOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
KUPP!!!
Ram Boogaloo Part 2: The Concussioning
All his buddies over there egging him on.
”DO IT DO IT DO IT”
Those dogs “nope” right out of there.
The TJ Watt of Sheep
Is that the same goth? Bad day at Black Rock.
Yes! I think it’s Part 2!
Jesus Christ. I remember watching the second half of the Bengals game and I just now woke up on my freaking couch.
Chasing the dragon??
Dealing with Covid.
ah, I had forgotten we were #NuAIDS Eskimo Brothers now. Congrats!!
That’s a relief!(sort of) I was afraid you got roofied.
Hey! Good to see you!
“OH, OH LOOK AT THIS GUY, JSD! THAT’S GREAT HUSTLE! HIT THE SHOWERS AND THEN GRAB A GODDAMMED SNACK!”
/slapss JSD on the ass. hard.
/whimpers…passes out on couch from too much physical activity…
oh, inject this DERP into my veins!!
I thought this game was coming on at 1. I went to Walgreens, pharmacy is nkw closed on Sundays. Wasted trip, but yay Rammmittt!
Von Miller is clearly shaving points.
This thread has as much/more potential than the legendary (in my mind) Alpaca thread from earlier in the season.
The alpaca thread was le tits!
Since that thread I have bought many alpaca socks!
I can confirm from my current feels – Hippo (and Other Hippo) would much rather lose $50 with a MRSA loss than win $110 with them playing on.
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAM IT!!!