As Frank Lampard’s Everton prepare for their Man City skullfucking, I am heartened that the above-pictured banner (featuring our Ukrainian left back) will fly at Goodison.
Daddy Vladdy is a boil on humanity’s ass, that needs lancing. Your move, Russian plutocrats. Pariah statehood not great for the bottom line.
As distasteful as it may feel, the games must go on. We really do need the distractions. For the early riser, you get Teams In Turmoil! Whiny bitch Conte’s Spurs and Poor Deflated Bielsa’s Leeds (7:30, USA). Probably a touch watch, this. I hope my asshole brain lets me sleep in. SPOILER ALERT – it won’t.
Men Untied get the walking ded outfit that is the Moose Hornets next (10:00, USA). Brighton/Villa is likely the most appealing streaming option, but Barcodes/Bees is what the Brits call “a classic six-pointer” with relegation battle meaning.
Spotlight Dance…FFS. Angry Pep takes out his frustrations on me Toffees (12:30, NBC). Nap time is always the best time, anyway. What the fresh hell?? I just noticed, watching Friday Night Footy, that the Spotlight Dance AIN’T ON TEEVEE AT ALL, just Peacock. Is Hippo annoyed? Sure am, Other Hippo!
Hammers/Wolves is all you get on Sunday (9:00, Peacock), which is par for this shitty week’s course. Meh.
Hang in there, imaginary Clubhouse denizens. Be pretty hard for things to get worse. (God holds Hippo’s beer)
Thread of evening is up, fuckadoos
Damnit I hate the Penguins.
No worries, global warming will kill them all soon enough
Dude
this Ukrainian president dude is Rocking!!!
Staying at his capital to fight Russian troops with his friends instead of running away that’s 💪
Dude has bollocks, fo sho.
The Dominicans have been to the line 16(!) times and the Canucks have been there twice. CURVEBALL: the good guys are up by 5.
bet you’re WAY AHEAD in apologies issUed
I love this song so very much.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hy5K6Z2mDw4
Who says there’s nothing on? I’m watching FIBA basketball qualifying action. (The Canucks are up 12-3 over the dirty Dominicans)
Some of you might have missed this in Request Line, but I wanted to share it again because it makes me smile, and I hope it makes you smile too.
tWBS’s reaction upon learning about the KPOP group “Blackpink”:
I just saw it re-checking your thread, and guffawed!
Today’s words of wisdom come from Soundgarden – the grass is always greener where the dogs are shitting
My Wormhole Journey:
-was looking at juggernaut teams that didn’t win a championship.
-looks at ’99 Vikings, 2015 Kentucky, ’90 49’ers, ’91 UNLV, ’83 Houston Cougars, ’80 Russian hockey team, ’07 Pats (*winks*)
-then looks at Bo Ryan’s coaching wins %
-looks at the all-time records Jim Crutchfield (?) at .855 (359-61) is tops. He coached at WVU for one year and then West Liberty for the majority of his career.
-Hmm… I wonder what Dave Smart’s winning percentage was? He was a dude that took over a moribund Carleton (Go Ravens!) basketball program back in ’99. Huh. His coaching record was a mere 591-48-the math tells me that is a mind-boggling .918 winning percentage. In his first year he had 9 losses but he made up ground by having more undefeated seasons (8) than one-loss seasons (6). That’s bananas.
Per my dear departed Paw, the 1973 NC State hoopsball squadron was better than the 1974 national champs (who beat Wooden’s UCLA).
Of course, we were on probation because Dean Smith – may he rot in hell – was butthurt about not signing David Thomspon.
The thing that astounds me is that pics from back then show Skywalker as far above the rim as players are getting these days. There’s no way that his vertical was a ‘mere’ 44 inches.
And he was 6’5″ – at the very most. Probably closer to 6’4″
HOX 2015.
Eat shit for eternity Malcolm Butler.
One thing that drives me crazy about the Dr. Mrs. is her compulsion to pull down laundry I only hung up fifteen minutes ago, regardless of whether or not it is dry (it is not).
Retired people have too much time on their hands.
I look forward to a RTD post dedicated to how the Dr. Mrs. sips her tea a bit too loudly occasionally. Not always, just every once in a while.
[cannot hear you over the sound of the vaccum cleaner]
[not that it’s running right now, just that my hearing is permanently damaged due to earlier constant exposure]
But hey FARE AND BALUNCED!! What are the things Rikki does around the house that make the Dr. Mrs. all murdery?
Tell her your imaginary friends want to know
[unrolls list] – Dr. Mrs. Deadly, Esq. (ret)
And of course she is engaged in some top-notch PR by making cookies.
Does it make the tinnitus go away?
WHAT???
I actually do have tinnitus and it sucks.
#Metoo
/seriously, it’s the worst when I’m tired or anxious
//can’t talk to anyone in the fridge or freezer at work because the fans drown out everything. So frustrating.
Announcer just described a guy as a “200 foot player” and I can hear Deanna Favre sighing from here.
He just shot to the top of Rex Ryan’s board.
You can tell Sidney Crosby’s level of play is declining, because the Penguins were just called for a penalty.
Germany is now stepping up their efforts in Ukraine.
In the middle of winter. Clearly they have learned nothing.
Somebody asking the important questions.
https://twitter.com/jackabryan/status/1497634221468229633?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1497634221468229633%7Ctwgr%5E%7Ctwcon%5Es1_c10&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fdisqus.com%2Fembed%2Fcomments%2F%3Fbase%3Ddefaultf%3Dlawyersgunsmoneyblog-comt_i%3D12318520https3A2F2Fwww.lawyersgunsmoneyblog.com2F3Fp3D123185t_u%3Dhttps3A2F2Fwww.lawyersgunsmoneyblog.com2F20222F022Frussia-update-2t_e%3DRussia20Updatet_d%3DRussia20Update20-20Lawyers2C20Guns202620Moneyt_t%3DRussia20Updates_o%3Ddefaultversion%3D38f7d3a8c3e8e887a90fa29ce5413f43
Uh, ignore the owl.
“Done.” – the Detroit Lions
Request denied.
I WILL NOT IGNORE THE OWL!!!
Hippo, who gets blown out on their homecourt by the most points, the Wolven or Sillycuse?
/Cuse is playing Duke
the one and only time I checked the score, was 22-5 to the Holes. We certainly have an early lead in this race to the bottom.
Ouch!
https://twitter.com/InsideCarolina/status/1497662925028433922
Goddamnit, don’t you DARE befoul this site with content from IC
Bad news, just followed them.
ah have petitioned teh Ivy League to remove your name from they;re roles smh
I can assure you that any petition submitted by an individual educated at a “school” that contains the word “state” is sent straight to the shredder before leaving the intern’s desk.
I maintain the funniest bit ever on The Simpsons was the “Thank You For Not Discussing the Outside World” sign at Abe’s rest home.
Speaking of, back to Footy Manager I goes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=67FA61pk658
Everton deserved a draw.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jhU81H10zAY
What the cinnamon toast fuck is the VAR referee on in Everton-City. Clear as day handball
they pretended there was somehow an offside in the buildup
Oh just fuck everything.
Pickford deserved better than that.
One more room to unpack, except the garage. Now I have to figure out where all this stuff is going.
View from my back patio
Kegger at your house!
I unpacked my kitchen and china cabinet yesterday. 99% of my glasses are alcohol related. I have almost nothing but pint glasses, wine glasses, shot glasses, and martini glasses. Gumby can’t even drink at all anymore, and I only have the occasional glass of wine. Crazy!
Lovely view
Snow covered mountains, hell yeah!
Oh my goodness that looks nice.
Saving the sex dungeon for last is smart thinking!
No awkward moments of family members seeing the accoutrement.
I mean… I dont have experience here…
Uh
Related. And funny as hell.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mk3EVQnpQWs&ab_channel=TrollingTroller
Also, Purdue/MSU is coming down to the nubbins. The former has trailed the entire game.
Pickford-You Bastard!
Buddy of mine noted former US Senate candidate/shitheel Cal Cunningham is two rows ahead for Wolven Sort/U*NC match today. I offered said buddy twenty bucks if he’d spit on him.
https://twitter.com/root_nomad/status/1497254180108570633?t=NJB_8rMVVP1nzr39PDmiFw&s=19
Someone posted in last night’s thread that this was a hoax? Not sure what to think. I, of course, would never visit that site…
Speaking of fútbol…
https://www.cnn.com/2022/02/26/football/poland-football-russia-ukraine-world-cup-spt-intl/index.html
Pardon the PHRASING here…but it’s coming.
What’s with this 0-0 bullshit at the half?
That first half really blue.
TWBS smiles from afar.
I am every bit as shocked as you.
Too late for Sexy Friday?
In all seriousness I was thinking of learning a little Ukranian via Duolingo.
YES, I hate myself for having a similar thought.
Ha, Gumby sent me this
This is what she’ll look like in five years:
This fixture is quite a dreadful match.
I’ve seen more action from a [Ed: deleted insensitive content]
I simply can not figure out why Manchester United can’t make it work. They are the living embodiment of erectile dysfunction in cleats.
THIS GUY Cristiano Ronaldo, I call him Pepe LePew because he’s stinking the joint out.
/also might be a bit rapey
Cristiano’s approach to women is the same as his approach to football — if the opportunity presents itself, you try to score.
You know what, I still love Pepe. Fuck the haters!
It’s been a long week. But now… Carnavale
Love our intl contingent on Saturdays
Gumby and I were wandering around Rome one day, and at the Piazza del Popolo, they were doing this elaborate dance with colorful flags. Everyone dressed in medieval stuff, it was fucking magic. Looked like a scene from Romeo and Juliet.
With slightly less suicide, one hopes.
(sorry, spoilers)
Thanks for the spoiler alert! I will send word to my relatives back in the 1620s to inform them that they should steer clear of the DFO comment section!
By “slightly less suicide” it sounds like you want only one of them to take their lives. But which one? Ha ha ha, that’s a rhetorical question, of course, everyone knows the proper answer is “that pedophile Romeo”.
They have a real flair for that. It’s cool though and people have a good time.
As a Bitter Blue, quite happy that FOUR dumpster fires are in full bloom (Norwich, Watford, Beesus, Leeds). Hopefully, Burnley’s little boomlet goes sour as well.
Bees Leeds and Moose Hornets down. Could be next seeson the Mighty Whites play the Canaries!
Poland and Sweden will boycott any World Cup qualifier matches against Daddy Vladdy’s side.
FIFA should just toss Russia. Come back when you have installed a new government.
THIS. Expel them from each and every international sportsball competition.
Yesyesyes. Bye bitch!
My word — I can’t believe that the King’s African Water Pistols are not included in the fixtures this morning! Having to watch the red regiment of Manchester do battle against a pack of Moose-Hornets is truly a special kind of torture (I hope you are taking notes, Russia!). I suppose I shall turn my attention to the contest between the Whites and the Welsh Rarebits (which is also an innuendo for a sheep’s unmentionables). Given their moral superiority and civilized nature, the Whites are sure to triumph!
Sir, the Welsh have galvanized their defenses and are playing everyone behind the ball. It will be like picking a lock I figure. The Whites shall prevail or my day is ruined.
inshallah!
Having 2 jobs now may kill me, but at least they can bury me on a pile of money. Served the Minnesota Wild last night, players were typical NHL douchebags but Bill Guerin and Doug Weight were super nice guys.
Did you mock them for the singular nickname?
Nope, stayed away from the douches and chatted with the lads that are the same age as us.
More like Minnesota Child amirite?
Did the pups at least tip decently?
They were a table of 8 so 18%
10:00 window – tune into Peacock, to see if Christian Eriksen dies!
Given that he’s a Christian, you know he’ll just rise again.
But only for awhile, then he’s ascending the fuck outta here.
Like Leeds owe y’all money or sommet.
(see also, what Everton gets in 4 hours time)