2022 Post-Plague Madness – Friday Primavera

OK, I think that counts as madness yesterday.  Goodbye, Kenfucky.  12 seeds run rampant, except for Indiana – who got curb-stomped by…St. Mary’s??  UCLA used all nine of their lives.  More games, more work avoidance, more entropy to come!

10S Loyola-Chi**** (Pick ’em) v. 7S Ohio State (12:15, CBS)

Pretty cool respect shown for the Fightin’ Sister Jeans, against the pseudo-hometown Buckeyes.  In this bitterly divided nation/world of ours, at least there are two things that 90% of us can agree on.  Sister Jean is awesome, Daddy Vladdy is overcompensating for his micropenis.

15MW Jacksonville State (+15.5) v. 2MW Auburn (12:40, truTV)

TRUE FACT – this is, in fact, an in-state matchup.  I had no idea this revolting bunch of Cocks were nae based in Duval.  But they ain’t.  This is also being held at “Bon Secours Wellness Arena” which strikes me as strange, especially for upstate South Cakalaky.

14W Montana State (+15) v. 3W Texas Tech (1:45, TNT)

Lubbock might be able to get away with Guns Down!! and coast through this’un.  Scratch that, Guns Sideways!! – it just looks MOAR gangsta.

14E Yale (+16.5) v. 3E Purdue (2:00, TBS)

What, does the NCAAT want me to go back to doing work today?  FUCK OFF, at most it will be Footy Manager time.  I didn’t get very far yesterday.

15S Delaware (+15.5) v. 2S Villanova (2:45, CBS)

Yes, both Delaware and Nova are in the South region.  Dadgum carpetbaggers, always braggin’ how they do things up North smgdh.

10MW Miami-FL (+2) v. 7MW Southern Cal (3:10, CBS)

Ideally, I’d like to save the Song Girl pic for a later round, but tomorrow NEVAR comes (PHRASING).

11W Notre Dame (+4) v. 6W Alabama (4:15, TNT)

If this seems like a mismatch, that’s because it is.  But take heart, it could be worse – another blowout JV NFL semifinal where ESPN spends three weeks blowing the Irish and pretending they have a chance in hell.

11E Virginia Tech (+1) v. 6W Texas (4:30, TBS)

This is the first ACC team that I feel halfway decent about – but in reality, the Castrated Turkeys’ ACCT win likely says more about Duke than it does the Gobblers.  Winner claims the right to declare their side’s shade of orange the ugliest in God’s creation.  OK, after #ThePauls.