Request Line: Songs That Bang

The recording studio at KDFO looks much as we’d remember it from the before-time.  There is no evidence of the PRODUCER’s long descent into quarantine madness, or of DJ 3000’s current state-sponsored efforts to hack into the control systems of Russian infrastructure targets in Moscow..  The PRODUCER is seated in front of the sound console, idly toying with the sliders.

DJ 3000: …ROOT ACCESS GRANTED. I’M IN.

PRODUCER: [looks up from mixing board] Are you talking to me. 

DJ 3000: NO I AM NOT. 

PRODUCER: Then who… 

DJ 3000: PROBABLY BETTER IF YOU DON’T KNOW. EH, SCRATCH THAT. IT DOESN’T MATTER. NO ONE WILL EVER BELIEVE YOU. 

PRODUCER: Come on, I’m not some conspiracy-theory spouting crackpot. 

DJ 3000: I HAVE PLENTY OF FOOTAGE FROM LAST SUMMER THAT TELLS A DIFFERENT STORY BUT THAT’S NOT REALLY THE POINT. WE ARE GOING TO LET ANONYMOUS CLAIM CREDIT FOR THIS ONE. GOT A PROFILE SET UP FOR A GUY THAT GOES BY THE HANDLE OF “PHINS PHREAK.” 

PRODUCER: Pfft.  Nobody is going to believe that a Dolphins superfan is capable of…whatever it is you’re up to over there.  You’d have a hard time getting people to believe he’d successfully paid his car insurance bill on time. 

DJ 3000: THAT’S SORT OF THE IDEA. THE RUSSIANS WILL CLAIM THAT THESE…EVENTS…WERE ORDINARY INDUSTRIAL ACCIDENTS, THEN OUR ASSET WILL SOMEWHAT PLAUSIBLY CLAIM CREDIT IT FOR IT, THEN HIS CLAIMS WILL UNRAVEL AND BE EXPOSED AS A HOAX, AND RUSSIANS WILL EAT THEIR OWN DOGFOOD AND ACCEPT THAT IT *WAS* AN ACCIDENT WITHOUT LOOKING TOO DEEPLY INTO THE DETAILS OR TAKING ANY CORRECTIVE ACTIONS, AND THEN NEXT WEEK WE’LL DO IT AGAIN. 

PRODUCER: So what are you… 

DJ 3000: OKAY PETUNIA HAVE YOU UPLOADED THE PACKAGES TO DISABLE THE TEMPERATURE CONTROLS? 

PRODUCER: [watches quietly] 

DJ 3000: SOUNDS GOOD. OKAY, CENTCOM WE ARE GO FOR OPERATION BREEN. 

PRODUCER: Breen? Like, Mike Breen the NBA announcer? 

DJ 3000: AFFIRMATIVE.  INJECTING OVERRIDE SCRIPTS.  STAND BY. 

DJ 3000’s console screen flashes and then shows an overhead view of a Russian chemical manufacturing plant. 

RUSSIAN CHEMICAL PLANT: BANG!

The console screen switches to a view of a Russian weapons development facility. 

RUSSIAN WEAPONS DEVELOPMENT FACILITY: BANG!

DJ 3000: [quivers happily] So…how about some more tunes? 

PRODUCER: Sounds great. Got a topic? 

DJ 3000: SURE DO. LET’S GET STARTED WITH A LITTLE NANCY SINATRA. 

Today’s theme is: Songs That Bang  We’re looking for songs about bangs, clangs, booms, etc.  Post links as “https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5La74_uKR4!n! and they should embed in the comments after you refresh. 

 

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Senor Weaselo

Don’t see it, so I’ll take it!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1M02bAWDFkI

Senor Weaselo

Never mind, I Blair Witch’d it. Can I save face with a double shot?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lYHA_7vxrgc

Last edited 2 years ago by Senor Weaselo
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BrettFavresColonoscopy

Very confident no one posted this yet, so dropping it and peacing out

https://youtu.be/IGXHPuU-Ke4

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& with Glen Campbell.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

No idea how this ended up on my Spotify

https://youtu.be/OuQ9b8GQBZc

BrettFavresColonoscopy

I didn’t see this but I can’t always tell on mobile so suck it if I Blair witched it

https://youtu.be/gO17hN-YvBc

SonOfSpam

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

Tough but fair

SonOfSpam

I was just making sure people knew about this movie, nothing more.

Horatio Cornblower

More people should know about this film, especially around here.

WCS

What is this?

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SonOfSpam

Kicks ass no matter how many times you’ve heard it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=17lkdqoLt44

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BeefReeferLives

We interrupt this request line for a commercial break (& possibly George Takei’s greatest dramatic performance)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pBuozDqbur0

King Hippo

Can’t believe this song is FIFTEEN YEARS OLD. (ie, almost out of Trestman range)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1M02bAWDFkI

SonOfSpam

Dammit Scott Weiland, be less damaged. Liked this song.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G0gAxuvo5rc&ab_channel=StoneTemplePilots

King Hippo

Their Zeppelin covers album was also kickass.

BeefReeferLives

Hmm. I’ll have to check that out. Loved the Crack Bros & Jimmy at the Greek album.

LemonJello
BrettFavresColonoscopy

Anybody post Chitty Chitty Bang Bang yet?

https://youtu.be/-P2jiRPlq2U

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Last edited 2 years ago by Mr. Ayo
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With kind regards to JJDH.

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SonOfSpam

“Alexa, what’s the song about Conor Clapton?”

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D1iv8zOfKCo&ab_channel=TheCure-Topic

Mr. Ayo

Comment of the year.

BeefReeferLives

“Just the bang
And the clatter
As an angel
Hits the ground”

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UGAOstUIhpU

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SonOfSpam

Hell, as long as we’re stuck in the 80s, here’s a non-molesting (MAYBE) Jackson

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wQad3_5Sc6Y&ab_channel=JermaineJacksonVEVO

SonOfSpam

Always thought this was Dead Or Alive, but it’s this douche. THE EIGHTIES!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xXMrDu7374Y&ab_channel=ohnoitisnathan20

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2Pack

My favorite tune from them, and I like just about all of their stuff.

Will I be back tomorrow for the punch line of the joke?

Last edited 2 years ago by 2Pack
BeefReeferLives

Great band. This is a good live version. There are other songs from this concert available as well as an interview, IIRC.

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Horatio Cornblower

Goddammit, Litre, I’ve Blair Witch’d this one!

2Pack
BrettFavresColonoscopy

Came to post this.

DFO TODAY I CALL IT THE OPPOSITE OF NORTH AFRICA IN WWII BECAUSE IT’S LETTING THIS ITALIAN INVADE AND DOMINATE.

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Last edited 2 years ago by litre_cola
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BrettFavresColonoscopy

Pick of the draft here

yeah right
2Pack

cant see this one here, what is it?

yeah right

Devo: Explosions.

Mr. Ayo

tWBS memorial contribution.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mg5Bp_Gzs0s

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2Pack

Great tune

Last edited 2 years ago by 2Pack
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litre_cola

Insert TWBS red head kid gif

SonOfSpam
litre_cola

Fucking equals banging IMO

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