The recording studio at KDFO looks much as we’d remember it from the before-time. There is no evidence of the PRODUCER’s long descent into quarantine madness, or of DJ 3000’s current state-sponsored efforts to hack into the control systems of Russian infrastructure targets in Moscow.. The PRODUCER is seated in front of the sound console, idly toying with the sliders.
DJ 3000: …ROOT ACCESS GRANTED. I’M IN.
PRODUCER: [looks up from mixing board] Are you talking to me.
DJ 3000: NO I AM NOT.
PRODUCER: Then who…
DJ 3000: PROBABLY BETTER IF YOU DON’T KNOW. EH, SCRATCH THAT. IT DOESN’T MATTER. NO ONE WILL EVER BELIEVE YOU.
PRODUCER: Come on, I’m not some conspiracy-theory spouting crackpot.
DJ 3000: I HAVE PLENTY OF FOOTAGE FROM LAST SUMMER THAT TELLS A DIFFERENT STORY BUT THAT’S NOT REALLY THE POINT. WE ARE GOING TO LET ANONYMOUS CLAIM CREDIT FOR THIS ONE. GOT A PROFILE SET UP FOR A GUY THAT GOES BY THE HANDLE OF “PHINS PHREAK.”
PRODUCER: Pfft. Nobody is going to believe that a Dolphins superfan is capable of…whatever it is you’re up to over there. You’d have a hard time getting people to believe he’d successfully paid his car insurance bill on time.
DJ 3000: THAT’S SORT OF THE IDEA. THE RUSSIANS WILL CLAIM THAT THESE…EVENTS…WERE ORDINARY INDUSTRIAL ACCIDENTS, THEN OUR ASSET WILL SOMEWHAT PLAUSIBLY CLAIM CREDIT IT FOR IT, THEN HIS CLAIMS WILL UNRAVEL AND BE EXPOSED AS A HOAX, AND RUSSIANS WILL EAT THEIR OWN DOGFOOD AND ACCEPT THAT IT *WAS* AN ACCIDENT WITHOUT LOOKING TOO DEEPLY INTO THE DETAILS OR TAKING ANY CORRECTIVE ACTIONS, AND THEN NEXT WEEK WE’LL DO IT AGAIN.
PRODUCER: So what are you…
DJ 3000: OKAY PETUNIA HAVE YOU UPLOADED THE PACKAGES TO DISABLE THE TEMPERATURE CONTROLS?
PRODUCER: [watches quietly]
DJ 3000: SOUNDS GOOD. OKAY, CENTCOM WE ARE GO FOR OPERATION BREEN.
PRODUCER: Breen? Like, Mike Breen the NBA announcer?
DJ 3000: AFFIRMATIVE. INJECTING OVERRIDE SCRIPTS. STAND BY.
DJ 3000’s console screen flashes and then shows an overhead view of a Russian chemical manufacturing plant.
RUSSIAN CHEMICAL PLANT: BANG!
The console screen switches to a view of a Russian weapons development facility.
RUSSIAN WEAPONS DEVELOPMENT FACILITY: BANG!
DJ 3000: [quivers happily] So…how about some more tunes?
PRODUCER: Sounds great. Got a topic?
DJ 3000: SURE DO. LET’S GET STARTED WITH A LITTLE NANCY SINATRA.
Today’s theme is: Songs That Bang We’re looking for songs about bangs, clangs, booms, etc. Post links as “https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5La74_uKR4!n! and they should embed in the comments after you refresh.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ChKaEiHzvI4
Don’t see it, so I’ll take it!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1M02bAWDFkI
Never mind, I Blair Witch’d it. Can I save face with a double shot?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lYHA_7vxrgc
And the DOUBLE SHOT.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nqWZqQXk_Ao
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LhuZTAHHAD0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vS6xnESrALc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04UqftjUASA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AUeXLS5jTdA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fA1PBnM6_SY&list=RDfA1PBnM6_SY&start_radio=1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VEOEIo0DxgM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zjfeeimMGfQ
https://youtu.be/KkzptjhCkbs
https://youtu.be/2YgJCawN5n0
https://youtu.be/O2vHbXI2p4k
Very confident no one posted this yet, so dropping it and peacing out
https://youtu.be/IGXHPuU-Ke4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zr_rxM_Rfpc
& with Glen Campbell.
No idea how this ended up on my Spotify
https://youtu.be/OuQ9b8GQBZc
I didn’t see this but I can’t always tell on mobile so suck it if I Blair witched it
https://youtu.be/gO17hN-YvBc
Tough but fair
I was just making sure people knew about this movie, nothing more.
More people should know about this film, especially around here.
What is this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=deaVr8ML0BI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GUZh0f5dcug
Kicks ass no matter how many times you’ve heard it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=17lkdqoLt44
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DhKHAopx7D0
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=is83WB7Ue1Y
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RT2X8NxstJE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GmT5fD5mIo8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0xyxSWhldcs
We interrupt this request line for a commercial break (& possibly George Takei’s greatest dramatic performance)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pBuozDqbur0
Can’t believe this song is FIFTEEN YEARS OLD. (ie, almost out of Trestman range)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1M02bAWDFkI
Dammit Scott Weiland, be less damaged. Liked this song.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G0gAxuvo5rc&ab_channel=StoneTemplePilots
Their Zeppelin covers album was also kickass.
Hmm. I’ll have to check that out. Loved the Crack Bros & Jimmy at the Greek album.
Polite funk.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HjZ_hgoJX_o&ab_channel=Parliament-Topic
Sorry. (Not sorry)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hwP6kNIDg30
Anybody post Chitty Chitty Bang Bang yet?
https://youtu.be/-P2jiRPlq2U
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v5ujRpbMRVE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_EBvXpjudf8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A0WkwxlS7Js
With kind regards to JJDH.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P8xajfS0BFE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Tc_Jx4IPAQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lYHA_7vxrgc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LfyompTfC3g
“Alexa, what’s the song about Conor Clapton?”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D1iv8zOfKCo&ab_channel=TheCure-Topic
Comment of the year.
“Just the bang
And the clatter
As an angel
Hits the ground”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UGAOstUIhpU
https://media.tenor.com/images/80c11d5278a862a2d11d56fbb81a7325/raw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5svnCEQRrWI
Hell, as long as we’re stuck in the 80s, here’s a non-molesting (MAYBE) Jackson
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wQad3_5Sc6Y&ab_channel=JermaineJacksonVEVO
Always thought this was Dead Or Alive, but it’s this douche. THE EIGHTIES!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xXMrDu7374Y&ab_channel=ohnoitisnathan20
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UkNV1o2k1Iw&ab_channel=Klip5
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lqy1i1Il7wI
My favorite tune from them, and I like just about all of their stuff.
Will I be back tomorrow for the punch line of the joke?
Great band. This is a good live version. There are other songs from this concert available as well as an interview, IIRC.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r8gvJnhTY2s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YfjTZLxekig
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jgmZVpOBnrw
Love the Stone Roses.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wD6Pq0bSMPo
Goddammit, Litre, I’ve Blair Witch’d this one!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8LdLIqkmMB0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TVEhDrJzM8E
Came to post this.
DFO TODAY I CALL IT THE OPPOSITE OF NORTH AFRICA IN WWII BECAUSE IT’S LETTING THIS ITALIAN INVADE AND DOMINATE.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_xEhr2kbRw4
Couldn’t find it on Youtube…
https://sonichits.com/video/The_New_York_Sports_Band/Jason_Pierre_Paul
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_6SlT3Yy10
Pick of the draft here
I love this song.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9_EELAlqhok
cant see this one here, what is it?
Devo: Explosions.
tWBS memorial contribution.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mg5Bp_Gzs0s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kMEz4cFMlZE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U4XbV3gCm2Y
Great tune
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SQcp2GNd49o
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ihtX86JzmA
Insert TWBS red head kid gif
DOUBLE SHOT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bwei5P8bXgs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5c_Ep6P61R0
Fucking equals banging IMO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RLG1ys2CGcI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZkW-K5RQdzo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NhsK5WExrnE