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Balls somehow lost his bio and didn't realize it. He's now scrambling to write something clever and failing. He likes butts, boobs, most things that start with the letter B, and writing in the Second Person. Geelong, Toluca, Barcelona, and Steelers, in that order.
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Redshirt

Aw! Is the thread over? One way to test it…

The Democratic Party has almost 40 years to codify Roe v. Wade with legislation. They only have themselves to blame.

(runs into flame proof bunker)

TheRevanchist

Tomorrow I am planning on a fat, juicy cheeseburger lunch. Away from my desk for a change.

BC Dick

What kind of cheeseburger?

TheRevanchist

Meat, cheese, sauces, and bread. No damn vegetables, except maybe jalapeños. I love jalapeños on a burger.

Buddy Cole's Halftime Show

I’m pro choice which is why I go to buffets and choose to shit myself right around dessert time

BC Dick

To make more room. Of course.

TheRevanchist

Seems perfectly logical. And probably smells just like a Golden Corral.

TheRevanchist

Top 5 foods that go better with jalapeños.

5. Salsa
4. Tacos
3. Hot dogs
2. Cheeseburgers
1. Burritos

TheRevanchist

May have had one too many. See the above.

BC Dick

https://vancouversun.com/news/local-news/vancouvers-kiss-rage-against-machine-repeat-loop

I like radio rebellion. They just keep playing killing in the name. I checked it’s still on. I hope someone’s locked themselves in with cheeseburgers and a honey pot to do this.

Doktor Zymm
BC Dick

How does anyone, a grown man even. A lawyer (right?) a former mayor, claim to be almost murdered by a hearty back pat? It’s just so shameful. There is no defence for dishonouring yourself in such a manner.
His music school is something to be proud of but this is one of those “what would my father think of me?” Moments. Good lord what disgrace.

Doktor Zymm

I was supposed to have a dentist’s appointment tomorrow, but it got delayed for a month, so I have also delayed semi-annual attempt to floss

TheRevanchist

Standard answer: “Sometimes, but not every day.”

rockingdog

Found a funny;

I am a simple man I hear a xylophone and I imagine a skeleton

Doktor Zymm

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WE WILL ADOPT YOUR BABY

SonOfSpam

MAKE OUT!

wait that’s like 20 years old, don’t care wanna see it

TheRevanchist

One will eat your baby after the one on the right has ritually sacrificed the baby with an unholy blade and BBQ sauce.

yeah right

I don’t blame our own Don T, I thank him for bringing up Sparks in the early thread.

One of my favorites from a few years later.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FwUViOpzm6I

SonOfSpam

probably because all you ever think about

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=msro9PGsLmc

Col. Duke LaCross

Heh.

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Col. Duke LaCross

Part two…

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Doktor Zymm

So everyone’s up in arms to accomplish immigration reform and open borders now because of the most recent shocking mass death, in addition to the many other mass deaths and less noted deaths every day caused by our current policies, right?

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Everyone? From what I’ve seen, everyone seems more focused on what brand of ketchup our ex-president threw at the wall.

SonOfSpam

It was the packets you get at McDonald’s.

He used it for his prime well-done steak. (This part is sadly not false)

Doktor Zymm

Yeah, no one gives a shit, even though they’re easy deaths to prevent because the cruelty is the point.

Brick Meathook

Here’s an intake and exhaust valve in a cutaway R-4360 radial engine, the largest piston aircraft engine ever put into production. It had 28 cylinders thus 28 pairs of valves and 56 spark plugs per engine. High octane aviation gasoline of the era was boosted with tetra-ethyl lead, which in addition to causing brain damage would also foul the plugs badly. 4-engine planes would have to replace 224 spark plugs after each flight.

Some more valve lore: In normally aspirated engines (i.e. your car) the exhaust valve shuts completely before the intake valve opens. Supercharged engines like the R-4360 are “cross valved,” where the intake valve begins to open slightly before the exhaust valve shuts. The positive pressure of the supercharger blows a cool air/fuel mix into the cylinder and briefly out the exhaust port. This provides scavenging but also cools the exhaust valves themselves, typically the hottest part of the engine and the most prone to catastrophic failure due to overheating

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scotchnaut

Dunstan triggered an old memory. Stompin’ Tom was coming to town and the rumoUr was that he had written a song about Elliot Lake. This was a big thing. Well, son of a bitch-he did have a tune about this mining town and he knocked the socks off of all the 150 folks that squeezed into the Collins Hall.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ccF23flrgjg&ab_channel=williamlozier

SonOfSpam

Ohtani just got pulled at 107 pitches.,..5 2/3 shutout innings with 11 strikeouts.

He’ll be leading off next inning.

I am smitten to say the least.

SonOfSpam

I look at him like you look at an old yet sharp knife.

scotchnaut

Back in the day my old knives were sitting on a stove element. Yeah, hash was involved. Can’t believe you went there…

rockingdog

That dude is Rocking!

Doktor Zymm

Got a loaner laptop this morning and after screwing around having fun all morning, I made an attempt to catch up on work this afternoon, just finishing up now. More because I got tired of working than because I caught up, but whatever. Having a gin drink and a couple baozza.

blaxabbath

I need to buy a new laptop. Have no idea where to start.

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

The first step would be to figure out who’s going to pay for it. That will affect your process considerably.

Doktor Zymm

Budget and what you’re gonna use it for

TheRevanchist

Porn and pizza delivery orders, of course.

blaxabbath

Work is paying. I really just use it for work — have to occasionally look at large PDF files but that’s the extent of it. Otherwise it is just MS Office type stuff.

I just want it to be large (including 10 key), operate fast, have ample memory (ram?) to have some files open and move between them without dragging, and be able to sleep wake up without like getting stuck.

I think I’ve just had flat cheap computers in the past and now I’m just gunshy of what I actually need — because it sure wasn’t that Dell.

scotchnaut

My youngest doesn’t mind working in the warehouse but he’d really prefer to be a helper on a truck. So I granted his wish-he’ll be on a truck as a helper and there are 98(!) 50lb bags of potatoes on that delivery run. Over the course of the day he’ll have lifted at least a ton of product and that’s just the spuds!

/that’s great value!

Dunstan
Dunstan

Stompin’ Tom had a song for Donald Trump, too:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PiGb31e5ydo

SonOfSpam

50 pound bag of potatoes?

We call that a quarter-Bono.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

“Not me, I call it a mother lode.” – Jim Tomsula

BrettFavresColonoscopy
Brick Meathook

This will fix things. Here’s a double self-portrait:

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

Hey, if GTD is around I definitely had some brilliant bon mots in open thread v1 tonight.

SonOfSpam

Nice, you gave away your My Dinner With Andre strategy

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scotchnaut

“Trenchant” is an under-used word. I will donate 2(!) of my 12 DFO Bucks to the commenter that uses that word in a seamless fashion in a sentence over the next three days.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

You just did

scotchnaut

Are you good at math? Do I have 10 DFO Bucks or 14?

BugEyedBoo

This sentence contains the word “trenchant.”

Mr. Ayo

This one doesn’t appear to meet the minimum word count.

Which might explain some things.

SonOfSpam

THIS BALLS I CALL HIM STEELY DAN BECAUSE HE ALWAYS PLAYS PEG

yeah right

Alanis Morissette is confused by your accurate use of irony.

Game Time Decision

But it’s got picture and that’s worth at least a thousand words

scotchnaut

So my whining and bitching about a client was lost to the ether? If I logged in five more times would it reappear?

SonOfSpam

No, you keep going and THIS one will disappear. Tread lightly, canuck.

Dunstan

Usually scotchy makes things disappear intentionally.

SonOfSpam

Huh.

Ok, Happy Fucking Wacky Fucking Wednesday!

scotchnaut

[Sprains multiple toes]

-BFC

BrettFavresColonoscopy

You’re not wrong