Heavens be! It’s nice to have a choice in America these days, isn’t it? (I’ve said too much)
To The Games!
Falcons/Rams:
If Stafford and Co. don’t bounce back in a big way vs Atlanta the football (as opposed to pearl) clutchers will be out in full force. But they’ve too much talent for that to happen, right? I really can’t see the Falcons doing anything more than rolling over and exposing their big, fat, white bellies though.
Seahawks/Niners:
Seattle is 1-0, that oughtta melt your steel beams for sure. We’ll actually get to see what sort of team San Fran actually is-that game in the slop last week was an indicator of nothing. They’ll not be at full strength yet because The Brittle One is still out.
Bengals/Cowboys:
Them durn Jones Boys (courtesy of their own incompetence) have sponsored a limited run of the Hanging With Mr. Cooper show! I’m actually curious to see how each of these teams deal with last week’s unfortunate events. The guess here is that Cincy gets the W because the Cowboys O will be out of sorts, having to adjust to Rush’s limitations.
Texans/Broncos:
Here’s hoping that Hackett hired an End Game Strategery Coach first thing last Monday morning. Coaching not to lose is what it felt and looked like to me. Houston isn’t expected to win much but last week they found that sweet spot in that they didn’t lose. It’s a start.
Cards/Raiders:
What to make of these two teams after last week? Not much. Both squadoos have tons of talent on both sides of the ball but couldn’t get it together. Try to figure this out-Arizona has lost 6 of their last seven games and yet is 12-5 on the road over the last two seasons. Davante was targeted 17 times last week, nice knowing ya, Cards cb’s.
Push some buttons.
Kingsbury was the one that hacked the GTA6 leak so he could let Murray play it
Give Kliff Kingsbury ANOTHER extension.
A “call stands” to Draw, a “call stands” to win. WOW
Almost a full DeSean Jackson. ALMOST.
Way too close for comfort.
Watching these teams try to hand each other the game for the last hour has been interesting — Raiders just wanted it less!
Raiders part of the revamped Las Vegas tourism campaign to prove that Vegas doesn’t always win.
Does Renfrow also have Uncle Jack hands?
That’s one way to lose the game.
That’s his Raiders!
Good God. I can’t even imagine how that one must have felt.
The safeties, for the record, were supposed to be Arizona’s best defensive unit.
Christ and Sonny Jeebus, what entropy.
Fumbling bumbling Raiders WOOOOO
https://twitter.com/UrinatingTree/status/1571648326491148288
Should have lead with the helmet.
That’s not a catch?
hollywood brown got megatron’d
Hollywoo Brown, still can’t catch.
They will drop the ball in in Post effects editing.
After that shot to the ribs, he probably can’t catch his breath right now.
– Guy next to the cop who shot killed noted traitor Ashlii Babbit
Raiders won’t see the ball again.
I mean, like, they’ll *see* it, but it will be flying past them on its way into a Cardinals receiver’s hands as they casually drive down the field for a touchdown.
neither one of these coaches should ever see a ball again