So, um, why is Denver getting another prime time game after they acquitted themselves so terribly just two weeks ago? Ours is not to wonder why, we should just watch and hope that the two strugglebacks under center somehow turn things around tonight. Vegas has only two other games that feature a lower over/under than this one. (one of them is the mandatory Giants/Packers London tilt. Gah.)
Newsy Notes:
-That delusional animal rights activist insists on keeping himself in the news by filing a police report regarding him getting clocked by Bobby Wagner after running onto the field last week. Can you do that if you’re still in concussion protocol? Perhaps he should go back to throwing red paint on heiresses wearing mink coats or whatever.
-Ever the situational contrarian, Qaron insists that he would like to stay in London longer. (preferably on the team’s shilling or pound or Euro, I’m guessing)
-Speaking of the game yet again, Tyrod is still concussed and will be travelling with the team. Meanwhile, Dimes was a limited participant in practice. We know how this thing will go-if Dimes can’t make it, Tyrod will be magically cleared late on Saturday afternoon. Actually, he’ll be cleared no matter what, in case Dimes re-injures himself during the game. I’m not cynical, you’re cynical for calling me cynical.
To The Game!
Colts/Broncs:
-Adjustment Problems? Matt Ryan was my sneaky pick to have a great year with a new team. Well, he’s turned the ball over 8 times and been sacked 15 times. That o-line is doing him no favors.
-His partner on the other side of the pasture was so glad to get away from a franchise that was run-first, had a lousy o-line and a good defense. So, thank beJezuz he ended up on a run-first team with a lousy o-line and a good defense.
-Both teams are without their flashy rb’s but Indy is also without a starting safety, linebacker and defensive end.
-Shortcake Backfield? Mighty mites Nyheim Hines (5’9″, a buck 95) and Phillip Lindsay (5’8″, 190) should have a great time running between the tackles tonight. Good luck and good night.
-The Broncos rb Gordo has 70% of the backfield to himself-one would think-despite fantasy dudes running to pick up Mike Boone. The latter failed to pick up a handful of blitzes and dropped two easy passes when he was called into action last week. If Gordo continues to fumble the ball it will be good old Latavius Murray (inactive tonight) that will be picking up the slack. (and the blitzes)
Do that thing with your digits.
Donks would be better off with Buddy Hackett as coach
/why yes, I know he is deceased
Ohhh yes!
In. Com. Plete.
This is like watching the end of an NBA game.
Back from hockey, where I felt like absolute fucking shit because I’m getting fat and out of shape and having to skate extra due to missing a forward… and coming back to this monstrosity of a game?
Yeesh.
Now that the feelings of nausea I felt after getting off the ice have passed, I’m instead going to post various pictures of burnt ends until I fall asleep soon.
Good thing Hippo’s a law-talkin’ guy, cause he can represent himself in the upcoming homicide trial of Nathanial Hackett.
Kick the Field Goal, you pussies! None of you deserve to win tonight, and you know it!
Go for it!
Damn, Denver.
I guess Denver D was a pretty good play.
Wow. Jeudy still remembers how to catch?
Time to turn the Charm in Charmslinger up to 11.
I want time to run out on the Broncos on this drive before they get a chance to score. That’s the only way this game should end.
Even Melvin Gordon’s not that slow.
You know what was a bad idea? Adding that many Szechuan peppercorns.
We’ll see if I die, in which case Senorita Weaselo will kill me since tomorrow’s her birthday.
Happy Birthday Senorita! Are you taking her somewhere nice? You have soooo many choices!
Shan’khlor hear our prayer.
I’m calling it right now: 12-12 tie
We’re halfway there. Some would say we’re living on a prayer.
Hippo, put down the gun
What gun? Hippo’s gonna poison the nanobubble supply.
Russ is such a popular teammate!
https://twitter.com/RSherman_25/status/1578226637484822528
LMAO
It’s like I’m in the Direct TV commercial but instead of Football and Housewives, it’s Football and Day of the Living Dead…
Tails never fails!
Wow the “win” “””””””probability”””””””” is exactly 50% after the score is tied at the end of regulation. I wonder what kind of super computer it took to come up with that result.
HAL.
X-X-2 is in play. A 2-tie team is in play!
THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
So which scorigami do we root for, 9-9 tie or 11-9 walkoff safety?
11-9 is what we want, 9-9 is what we deserve.
According to Al Michaels, 9-9 isn’t a scorigami.
The site has it blank, so I’m going with that!
Always root for most glorious tie.
Walkoff safety would be infinitely funnier
Yes. Hilarious.
Ok, all that nonsense with the administrative stop or whatever is a fitting end to this game. It is over in my head and I refuse to acknowledge overtime. Guten noches, y’all!
Just like the Broncos fans.
Can’t say I blame you.
We are all listed as Questionable to return to the game
Stop the count!
Ok Herbstreit throwing shade at broncos fans leaving was pretty awesome
Its a tie game and people are leaving?! BWHAHAHAHA!
Photofinish after coming down the backstretch!
I’m pissed now shanklor,
I go to you
I stick up for you
..if you don’t help me now
I say Fuck you shanklor
I do it myself
Never count out Matty Ice.
Or count on.
OV-ER-TIME!
I need this!
Wow just tuned in and saw Russ with that end zone preparation of Nyquil Chicken . . . judging by the comments, we’d all be better off with some purple drank!
Did the veterinary supply store run out of joint supplements?
?c=2
Only 4 more years of this DONKS WOO!
These liquid drizzling shits are gonna lose in NORMAL TIME
This game was so bad I spent the entire first half making pizza, so I don’t feel I totally wasted my time tonight.
You chose wisely.
HOW DO YOU NOT RECOVER THAT SHIT
They’ve had the worst fumble luck honestly.
That was a pretty nice crotch catch tho
“Damn Skippy”
-Jerricho C(r)otchery
Chubb needed to be an inch longer
That’s what my wife says, too
These are definitely the TNF games we know and loathe.
Nature is healing.
Good thing I am already ded inside
Time for moar pills.
OH INDEED
It’s just cruel to give Matt Ryan hope at this point.
Fun fact: Those Broncos fans aren’t reacting to the interception, they’ve had those facial expressions the whole game!
Gilmore interception in the end zone? You don’t say!
Wow. Just…wow.
Christ. We had the opportunity to go up by TWO field goals.
IN-TER-CEP-TION
NAKED BOOTLEG IS WIDE OPEN