So, um, why is Denver getting another prime time game after they acquitted themselves so terribly just two weeks ago? Ours is not to wonder why, we should just watch and hope that the two strugglebacks under center somehow turn things around tonight. Vegas has only two other games that feature a lower over/under than this one. (one of them is the mandatory Giants/Packers London tilt. Gah.)
Newsy Notes:
-That delusional animal rights activist insists on keeping himself in the news by filing a police report regarding him getting clocked by Bobby Wagner after running onto the field last week. Can you do that if you’re still in concussion protocol? Perhaps he should go back to throwing red paint on heiresses wearing mink coats or whatever.
-Ever the situational contrarian, Qaron insists that he would like to stay in London longer. (preferably on the team’s shilling or pound or Euro, I’m guessing)
-Speaking of the game yet again, Tyrod is still concussed and will be travelling with the team. Meanwhile, Dimes was a limited participant in practice. We know how this thing will go-if Dimes can’t make it, Tyrod will be magically cleared late on Saturday afternoon. Actually, he’ll be cleared no matter what, in case Dimes re-injures himself during the game. I’m not cynical, you’re cynical for calling me cynical.
To The Game!
Colts/Broncs:
-Adjustment Problems? Matt Ryan was my sneaky pick to have a great year with a new team. Well, he’s turned the ball over 8 times and been sacked 15 times. That o-line is doing him no favors.
-His partner on the other side of the pasture was so glad to get away from a franchise that was run-first, had a lousy o-line and a good defense. So, thank beJezuz he ended up on a run-first team with a lousy o-line and a good defense.
-Both teams are without their flashy rb’s but Indy is also without a starting safety, linebacker and defensive end.
-Shortcake Backfield? Mighty mites Nyheim Hines (5’9″, a buck 95) and Phillip Lindsay (5’8″, 190) should have a great time running between the tackles tonight. Good luck and good night.
-The Broncos rb Gordo has 70% of the backfield to himself-one would think-despite fantasy dudes running to pick up Mike Boone. The latter failed to pick up a handful of blitzes and dropped two easy passes when he was called into action last week. If Gordo continues to fumble the ball it will be good old Latavius Murray (inactive tonight) that will be picking up the slack. (and the blitzes)
Do that thing with your digits.
I don’t care.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J6EDW5WFb2M
But I might be numb.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pkcJEvMcnEg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zOyk5qnamjc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BOay-7aqLks
Best album.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hsr4PmeEocE&t=4s
A timely seasonal warning after tonight’s game.
https://twitter.com/dillysanders/status/1578213573406302208?s=46&t=SpEN0SOjCnryOl6wJELHkg
For those who don’t Twit,
That was pitiful.
Hines might have made the best move all night by getting taken to the hospital three plays into the game. He didn’t have to sit through this mess & likely got some Hippo-grade painkillers for his owwie.
Let Russ Cook!
I’m not even a Broncos fan and I’m still upset at how the Broncos completely mismanaged this game and stole defeat from victory.
Coach ain’t qualified to run a Pop Warner team.
Stole defeat from tie.
Stole comedy from all of us.
https://twitter.com/SharpFootball/status/1578213994036449281?t=b4IVBwfiS-MZapqOT7Z3Tw&s=19
Complicity enjoying watching the train wreck!
Not much you can do against an offense capable of scoring six points in fifteen minutes.
Watching this game is like watching two old armadillos fuck.
oh god oh god oh god
Holy schnikes, I made the banner! Thanks!
That’s a good one!
Well earned (unlike Russ’ paycheque).
Sleep well, degenerates.
I’m going to join Maestro in posting burned ends
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So meaty!
So burnt!
So bouncy!
Russ is cooking with oil, his kitchen caught fire and he just threw water on it
The Richard Sherman PTSD flashback on the post game has been the best part of this game.
This has been awesome
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Nanobubbles can’t extinguish the grease fire Russ cooked up in the kitchen.
If this doesn’t convince Hippo to give up his Broncos fandom, nothing will.
I am told that Russ was allowed to cook?