Well, there’s only one game being played in this time slot but I’ll still cover off the other two games-that’s what’s in the contract.
To The Games!
Panthers/Rams:
Rumor has it that CMC is being shopped around the league which makes sense because it’s likely time to blow up what’s left of the team after Matt Rhule did most of the dirty work. Speaking of, is Stafford’s arm blown? There was yakking in the preseason about an elbow or shoulder thingy. He’s leading the league with 7 INT’s and the Rams have scored but one passing TD in the last two games. Something weird is afoot but this could be an opportunity to put things right.
Cards/Seahawks:
Perhaps DVOA as a stat should be put under more scrutiny. Why? Because Geno leads all qb’s in that category. I’m guessing he’ll come back to earth but it will be slowed somewhat due to the receiving talent he has access to. Due to bye weeks I’m starting a Seattle D that is 31st in points allowed and dead last in yards allowed. Yay.
Bills/Chiefs:
Both teams should probably be 5-0 but the Parity Monkey decided to throw his feces everywhere across the league but Philly. And really, why would he want to go there? The Chiefs might have a bit of a problem on their hands given that they’re facing the full complement of Bills receivers. (McKenzie and Knox are back though the latter has done diddly dick all year) Something curious for those under the hold of Gamblor-Josh is 20-10-2 versus the spread on the road. I believe the Table Smashers are sitting at -2.5.
Do your thing.
I mean, it’s not a “near Antonio Brown” until we see Anderson’s dick exposed at a hotel swimming pool.
I mean, anyone here got a camera and know where the team is staying?
We have a BRICK MEATHOOK based in LA! Tell him to have a coffee and limp over!
Brick lives in LA, he gots lots of them.
My deepest sympathies for those who have to watch Cards-Hawks.
It is another Thursday nighter.
Sigh. Need to erase this entire weekend from memory now.
Get the Dolphins to put you in as QB next practice
No thanks. I don’t want back problems!
WE HAVE CARROLL FACE!
Did Wee Kyler get his degree? He might want to consider other professional options.
Nah, don’t you remember Training Camp? He doesn’t like to study.
Well not a lot of people know that he used to play beisbol. – J. Bettis Detroit, MI
It’s nice to see that the NFL’s scheduling strategy of putting a bunch of random NFC East division games in primetime has finally paid off with something interesting for tonight
Someone might want to let Geno know he has a run in his stockings
fucking HATE when that happens
I will happily go the rest of my life without wearing stockings ever again.
Return of the Buttkicker!
The what now???
Oh, you said kicker….
He can do two things!!!
We already discussed the empty calories of ass eating at a tailgate.
Did ya notice the banner?
What a drive. WOW.
In that same D and D thingy ‘girl’ was interchanged with ‘squirrel’. Here’s “Big Squirrels Don’t Cry”.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=agrXgrAgQ0U&ab_channel=FergieVEVO
I remember “Squirrel, You’ll be a woman soon” from the pulp fiction soundtrack
Squirrels – YouTube
Once you dig in, it becomes increasingly ridiculous/hilarious. Enjoy “The Squirrel From Ipanema”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c5QfXjsoNe4&ab_channel=catman916
“I Love Little Squirrels” by Oingo Boingo becomes a much more wholesome song.
Works the other way too, it’s really hard to keep girls out of your bird feeders.
Relevant, although not term switched: https://youtu.be/hFZFjoX2cGg
Oh hey! I forgot the Bills had a defense! I hope Von Miller has started a visualization regime where he is addirmatively protecting his chickens by going after the QB
This RAMMIT v Panteros game should be on a Thursday.
or any plays to Spuds McKenzie
No shit, it’s turrible.
Lol, did JuJu just get caught doing a really unsubtle nosewipe middle finger?
Imagine how much baseball would suck if basically the pitcher (or any other player) could commit some kind of infraction that put a guy on base and reset the count to 0-0. Because that’s basically what interference/defensive holding does.
Okay I guess that’s basically what happens when someone gets hit by a pitch. But still.
Hard to compare the two, game structure is too different
Quite happy about still being free of company, assuming guy suddenly came down with Covid or maybe shattered his other ankle or he’ll show up tomorrow. I’ve gotten much better at being fatalistic about it
You deserve a dude that can show up on time.
Thank you
Scott Hanson feelin the biggest blue balls of his life so far in this game
I’d like to watch a series that doesn’t involve dragons or even the threat of dragons occurring. Anyone have any suggestions?
Is that the only criteria?
I was making a cheeky comment about the recent surplus of dragon-centered crap that folks are really excited about.
I live in a very nice bubble where things stop existing about 2-5 years before they become annoying
I keep telling you, Fate: The Winx Saga!
It was just okay. A little too forced with the plot sequence.
House of… wait, no.
Archer.
Welcome to Wrexham.
Severance.
Sexy Friday!
Wrexham is in Wales, have you seen the Welsh flag?
I’m trying to trick him! Keep your facts out of this!
OOOOOOF, that’ll leave a mark. Maybe the Chefs’ luck ain’t gonna run out.
Whoever is talking Josh Allen into keeping his horrible attempt at a moustache, please stop
Too trim for a grad student, too fussy for a porn star. 👎🏼
Allen going as Captain Murphy.. maybe next Halloween
All that machismo cannot be contained.
You’ve obviously never seen Austin Matthews and the travesty that is his upper mouth hair.
That would put a sizable dent into his mustache ride business.
I’m doing ok in my monkey league.
/did I mention that way back-30 years ago-in a D and D thingy that I was involved with briefly, the word ‘money’ was interchanged with ‘monkey’? Anyway, here’s Cyndie Lauper singing “Monkey Changes Everything”.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pp4suZ4jNXg&ab_channel=CyndiLauperVEVO
Rhat Stafford INT: is blood sugar imbalance to blame?
I say give him the hidden Snickers anyway.
Congrats Hippo! Methinks that seals your Vodka league win
Don T and Maestro are having quite the battle.
The highest projected score is 70. It belongs in Amazon’s TNF!
Higher than usual chance of a niiiccce score
Of course Allan Robinson catches one now. Where the fuck was that the first few weeks?
Rammmmmiiiitttt!
Maybe Fatthew has gone secretly blind?
But his sense of smell increased
hey, whatever gets me to dinner the fastest
Too bad so many receivers wear the same cologne
“I like the butt of your crib! That’s an excellent premise for a show! Just checking though, he’s white, right?” [winks]
-CBS executive
I may have overestimated the number of field goals that would be scored in the Panthers-Rams game.
Is Mahomes using a night guard instead of a regular mouthpiece? Or maybe they are invisilign?
Nice throw kermit
“What is ‘something Rudy Tomjanovich never said’? Same category for $600, person-who-makes-me-miss-Alex-Trebek.”
Still have not chased the last bit of rancid cheez-ball taste from my mouth. All my hot sauce is in CA, so might require a shot of something
I’d recommend tequila.
Oh my was that a perfect throw.
McKenzie totally surprised by the toss pass that was designed for him.*
*buys multiple shares in Khalil Shakir
Tom Brady rips into Buccaneers offensive line during Steelers game: ‘Get your f—ing act together!’ – CBSSports.com
You just hate to see it.
They could not have looked any more “fuck you” while listening to his hissy fit.
I hope they are quiet quitting and letting sacks happen
Dude was just repeating what Gisele was saying to him multiple times. What I’m trying to say is that Tom Brady is a parrot.
good point, parrots won’t eat strawberries neither
Oh look, Kansas City is the beneficiary of another team forgetting how to execute the most basic of football actions. Haven’t seen that one before.
But they aren’t currently playing the Raiders?
No, every team in the NFL seems to have these insane mental lapses against the Chiefs. As someone who hates the Chiefs like Andy Reid hates salads or Britt Reid hates those yellow “EXIT 30 MPH” signs, it’s very frustrating to me.
Q-aaron AND MRSA Dreamboat each lost as a huge favoUrite, so anything is possible today.
The panthers/rams game perfectly matches the colors on my Japanese floor cushions
Sauce Gardner is my new favorite cb, replacing Frank Redhot. The latter had a good run though.
Imagine the Pro Bowl being a real game, and having to QB the NFC against Sauce and Surtain the next decade/
If it was, they could’ve solved the problem by making all interconference games at the stadiums of the Pro Bowl winner. Including the Super Bowl.
I’m partial to Jorge Pico Pica.
https://youtu.be/AYwvBFfxKfE
Kansas City is one place where I don’t want to go see a game, partly because Kansas, but mostly because of their fucking war chant or whatever it’s supposed to be
DEAR CHRIST, Grumblelord just SMILED. While a fixture was IN PROGRESS.
Remember he was fired from Cleveland. Every opportunity he gets to rub it in, he’ll enjoy it.
Somehow (ok, b/c drugs) I HAD forgotten it. He was beaming like an 8-year old on Christmas morning.
That’s why the sky shuddered for a second or two.
it was legit terrifying. I would have been less surprised to see my cat stand up and walk on two feet.
latest (1200×357) (nocookie.net)
Haha, Sauce trolling the Packers, I like that dude
So why does RAMMIT suck this year?
LT retired, then OL injuries.
(also Balls’ lack of faith obvs)
Because last year was the promised Super Bowl for building a stadium in Inglewood.
The Rams are not good.
I’m going with the Fatthew has a wonky elbow theory. He can’t throw downfield at all.
Because life is throwing me a sympathy coin from February?
Did you know that vacuum sealed packages of cheez-balls could go bad? My box wine may still be okay, but that cheez ball most definitely was not. Ew, ew, ew
There’s a bet I would have lost.
Zappe goes over 3 bills. The Legend of White Mac may want to google “Wally Pipp”
This has been “Super Duper History Lesson” with Mr. Hippo. Stay tuned next week when we learn about Lew Alcindor.
Zappe is not Crappe!
Sauce for president!
https://twitter.com/TomPelissero/status/1581740380936368129
Between him and the 500s RB, one starts to see why JV WKRP was so damned good last season.
Seeing the current year’s Bearcats, its obvious. The pieces are there, you see flashes, but something is missing. Especially at QB.
I feel like this Rams-Panthers game will consist of a combined total of 16 drives that lead to a total of nine field goals.
I left the P*ts D/ST and Matty Ice on my bench. But it doesn’t look like I’ll pay for it, since I left my two WR/two flex alone (JJ, Thielen, Deebo, Aiyuk). I may have finally idiot-proofed myself with a fantasy roster.
If I actually believe that was genuinely Terry Bradshaw’s money, I’d be a lot more interested in entering that contest.
Once again, the Cowboys have to win tonight to keep pace with the Giants in the division. Hilarious.
And they are playing the undefeated Eagles, it is crazylandtime!
More like NFC YEAST amirite?
/cause they are RISING, you see
Or NFC GREASED cause they are LIGHTNING IN A BOTTLE!
NFC BEAST?
No, nothing that complimentary.
Maybe Darnold can try whatever experimental stem cell treatment that Division took.
And the Commanders are the rancid fruit on the bottom!
There are too many Bills fans up here in Canadia. They are like the Leafs, their fans are spread out. Go Chefs!
Yes, sir. We got a winner with the morning parley.
From Spur to Barkley
Wee Kyler takes 3 yard loss rather than throw it away (2nd and goal from the TWO). WHAT AWARENESS AGAIN
Almost time for the real game to start.