Your Week Seven NFL Football Open Thread (continued)

Thar be four games on this part of the slate but there’s really only the two. The best place to hide bad games (other than Thursday night) is Sunday afternoon, apparently.

To The Games!

Jets/Broncos:

This one looks to be a low-scoring affair so perhaps it belongs on Thursday? But that would mean the flailing Broncos would get yet another prime time gain, so no. Semi-disgruntled and somewhat petulant Melvin Gordon has been given ‘starter’ status, but for how long?

Texans/Raiders:

Is anyone going to watch this affair? Both teams have got just the one win and seem to be going nowhere. The Texans actually lead this series 8-4. Dameon Pierce, the star of my really lousy Freezer Vodka team, leads all rookies in rushing.

Seahawks/Chargers:

I held my nose and picked up the Seattle D for a bye week and they delivered 20 points! Will wonders never cease? This from a unit that gives up nearly 28 points a game. The Chargers aren’t far behind in the ‘shitty D’ category-they surrender around 25 points per tilt and have given up 15 plays of 30+ yards.

Chiefs/Niners:

Super Bowl rematch! Do you remember that one? At this point they all blur together for me. The other day I was trying to remember the winners of last year’s championships and it took me quite some time. The Chiefs have gone for 300+ yards in 11 straight games so Jimmy G will have to dial up his game a bit-he had 2 INT’s last week but also had a few long passes dropped by his wr’s. No doubt San Fran will show off their shiny new toy with a small package of plays.

Enjoy the tilts.

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King Hippo

Some “Man in the Box” for Walker. Heh.

Doktor Zymm

YEAR OF PARITY

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

“WOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!”

[runs through clubhouse wearing nothing but a Raiders bandana wrapped around his wing-wang and drinking from a big bag of Cabernet Sauvignon]

King Hippo

Hippo is old enough to remember Curt Warner!

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

“That makes me feel young, because I don’t remember him at all.” – Trent Green

TheRevanchist

*Kirk Warner?

Mr. Ayo

1st place HOX!

Doktor Zymm

Popped the bottle of sparkling rose de noir from my club shipment into the fridge and now I’m off to eat something before the night game. May very well be horrible TexMex since so many places don’t open till 5

ThePirateSloth

Imma send this to PirateWench.

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Recovery Whiskey

Walker Seattle Ranger

King Hippo

I did NOT expect him to be this good. But he looks like a foundational piece.

Col. Duke LaCross

Safety for the safety gods!

King Hippo

Question FOAR teh class – are there MOAR Blood Gods, or Safety Gods???

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Mr. Ayo

Again, guys, there is only one Blood God. Not sure on Safety God count.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

There should absolutely be a Safety god.

Redshirt

Derpsichore, Terpsichore’s cousin from out of town?

Mr. Ayo

Back to back safety dances!

King Hippo

We can dance.

and SING!!

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

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Recovery Whiskey

Scoragami chances increasing

Petronel

Oh FFS

ThePirateSloth

Time for Geno to take another 8 mins off the clock with a drive from their own 2. I don’t even care if it only ends with 3 points.

ThePirateSloth

Well. Fuck.

Petronel

There we go!

ThePirateSloth

Geno big mad now

ThePirateSloth

What in the entire fuck False Start call is that?

Recovery Whiskey

Illegal headbob?

Horatio Cornblower

Is there an AVN category for that?

Doktor Zymm

I really appreciate Josh Jacobs’s efforts to almost single-handedly lead both the Raiders and my Freezer Vodka team to victory