Will you be watching the N’Keal Harry revenge game? A Warning: You’ll see plenty of positive Belichick stuff tonight as well. It might be too much for yours truly. The prime time games so far this year have been less than stellar and this one slots perfectly.
Newsy Notes:
-As far as fantasy is concerned, Mike Williams, (ankle) Breece Hall (ACLU) and D.K. Metcalf (patellar tendon, maybe) are crushing your dreams for a few weeks or the entire year.
-Oh Melvin: After another putrid outing by Mel the Broncos have brought on board also-ran Marlon Mack. Probably just a depth move but I wouldn’t be surprised if Gordo was shipped off somewhere.
-You Hate To See It: The Bucs and the Pack are floundering and it’s downright wonderful to experience.
-The NFC East was supposed to be a two-time champ in the “Lousiest Division” competition this year but the NFC South couldn’t let that happen on their watch. Led by Tampa Bay at 3-4 they have all of 10 wins between them. (the AFC South has the same number of W’s but they at least have a winning team in the Titans)
To The Game!
Bears/Pats:
-Welp, I guess a reason to watch this tilt would be if you have the New England D and are down 15-25 points. So there’s that.
-Matt Jones’ ankle, feeling a bit of pressure from Zappe, is back under center tonight. Stupid Pats have two capable qb’s that are both on their rookie deals. Nuts to them.
-Oh, you won’t get tired at all of all the positive Belichick talk tonight as he chugs towards the all-time victory title. He passes Halas tonight.
-The Bears will need to score 11 points to avoid being the league’s lowest-scoring team-they sit at 93 and the Rams are at 104 (and have had their bye already, not so with Chicago)
-They do have a very effective run game to lean on but the Pats D hasn’t allowed a TD on the ground so far this year and they shut down Chubb and Hunt last week.
Good luck out there tonight folks!
David Montgomery Burns and Strawberry Fields Forever!
“Burns. Forever.” – a physician explaining to Ron Mexico what kind of symptoms he can expect and how long they will last
I had the strangest fever dream, where the Bears had over 30 points, and you were there, and you, and you!
I’ve resorted to more Bill Burr clips on youtube. I think I made the better choice.
Watching the Pats losing is always a good choice.
last time bears beat belichick and the pats…i was in high school
https://www.footballdb.com/teams/nfl/chicago-bears/teamvsteam?opp=19
I was 40.
Deep thought of the day: they call them offensive tackles, but they rarely make tackles.
That’s why they’re offensive.
this is great as fuck
This is why Horatio posted the “what would you change about this week’s games” before tonight, no improvement necessary
A question on Jeopardy answer was The Boston Massacre but had nothing to do with Super Bowl XX
Who is Crispus Attucks?
Amazing that Zuckerberg goes does something to make me loathe him more. Guy’s got talent.
Did he manage to clone himself?
Yeah, I’m not getting what the appeal of Meta is supposed to be. “Hey, remember when everyone first started using Zoom and decided it was cute to use the gimmicky backgrounds until everyone got bored with it two weeks later? Ha, Paul is at the beach! And Sally is on the bridge of the Enterprise! How zany! What if we did that, but like, for your entire appearance?”
I think there’s a ton of ways that VR is going to be useful and fun, but Zuck isn’t nearly charismatic enough to sell that kind of vision.
He has anti-charisma, like Musk.
“I don’t know how anyone can be expected to enjoy the Metaverse when no one has feet”
-Rex R.
Do the Boston College Patriots make another QB switch?
Holding not called
“Um, it’s spelled ‘Holden’, you lousy phony.” – H. Caulfield, waiting by the phone
That’s a crummy joke.
Winners sometimes cheat, and Cheaters frequently win for about a decade, although they might suck after that
Bill Burr has the full compliment of Boston fan persecution complex
Yeah, when you’re complaining “they didn’t use a picture of Belichek smiling,” you’re really stretching. I don’t think there is a picture of him smiling.
I don’t think his face even moves that way
I heard he cracked a huge one after beating the Browns. It’s probably just an urban legend, though.
That is no way to talk about your mother, grumble grumble.
Dang, burr knows his history
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MJE-tkGcRKk&ab
The Spurs are trash at Tanking!
Bill Burr shit talking the colts and reminding me of how much I hate them…. idk man that’s great
Even the camera feed from Boston is white washed.
This game sucks, but Burr is amazing
Is there a questionable stream for ESPN2?
Some good lookin’ Fields
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/0tyNraIglgc
Must be the Bearistocrats! evening.
The molly Bill’s stream took a while back just kicked in.
Evening Folks
‘Sup
no way in hell i believe darth hoodie saying he’s playing both qbs this half
if so hes more washed than brady
Zappe Zappe joy joy.
Pats D is playing like ass, but Bill Burr will be worth it.
What the fuck? Was this made by Irwin Mainway?
Too fantasy anxious, teevee off.
Proof fantasy sports ruins actual
But slippery ball rain game!
I think 18 popped a hammy
Edit: well he’s back in so it must fine
https://twitter.com/bylindsayhjones/status/1584724038433153024?t=GmTniYe1SBqajv2OoUZUEA&s=19
He’s just sucking up to his coach, who loves that song.
You can’t do any of those things!
….mom? DAD??!
Their hair is TOO EMBARASSING
Save it for Friday, son.
Not necessarily Zappe related, I just love this line/episode
Oh god damnit, it cut the line.
She’s built like a steakhouse, but she handles like a bistro!
There it is!
[Saves forced Hunter Henry joke for later]
I’ve found that if you make it into a gif, you can embed the text.
Holy shit, this is only half time
You think either of these teams could handle double time?
I would not be around to have my thoughts confirmed
Suzy’s looking very Carnaby Street tonight. Shagadelic, baby!
how does she outright refuse to age. is she time traveling and sending the same suzy in front of the camera over and over
Cairo Santos is name George Lucas would reject.
Or Lucas would make him an Egyptian landscaper
justin fields is rex grossman one play, rex grossman with 100 speed the next
Fuck it, he’s goin’ deep either way.
I see no dragons being unleashed.
in this case the dragons are scrambled
Why are they playing the Cranberries?
Because there’s a lot of cranberry bogs in New England? Because it’s almost Hallowe’en and zombies? Dunno.
This game is in zombie mode? What’s inside Jones’s head? Do concussion symptoms linger?
Dropkick Murphys wouldn’t sell them rights?
Reminding us that we should be watching Derry Girls instead?
ANNOUNCER: “We’ve replaced this football with a greased ham…let’s see if anyone notices…”
ANDY REID: [notices]
“Well, I guess I will be the headless Cowboy for Halloween”
-Dak
Ah, There’s the Bearsing
I think I’m on a lag but D’OH
THIS GUY JUSTIN FIELDS I CALL HIM BAMBI’S MOM BECAUSE HE RUNS LIKE A DEER AND IS GOING TO GET KILLED OUT THERE
Next week when Fields plays against Parsons.
fields has 0 football IQ one play and galaxy brain the next
see? theres the 0 again
next play will be a 20 yard scramble
Welcome to the Colts, Bailey Zappe.
Wow, the Pats D is fucking garbage. I love it!
Even though he coaches offensive line this is probably still Matt Patricia’s fault
bears trying to tank and belichick’s 5D chess is having none of it
Brady and Belichick seems to have shared horcruxes
Fields looked like a crash test dummy after he threw that
ooooonce there was this QBeee
I sure hope he didn’t injure his back.