By now you must be fully awake. The coffee has kicked in and now it’s time for other stimulants. By that I mean more football-don’t put words in my mouth-hole.
To The Games!
Panthers/Falcons:
2-5 Carolina can tie for the division lead with a win. And I thought the NFC East was bad last year! (Narrator: “It was.”) No one gives a rat’s tiny dong about this one except the participants.
Bears/Cowboys:
Not many are giving Fields and Stream much of a chance but the same thing was said last week vs the Pats and that one turned out okay. Maybe Eberflus has something going on.
Fins/Lions:
Usually a game between these teams wouldn’t arise any interest in the likes of me but I think this might be a shootout sort of thingy. And if that’s the case it would be great if Campbell can finally close a game out with the highest score.
Cards/Vikes:
Kliff’s Karousel of Near Kompetence really, really appreciates D-Hop. Arizonny is 5-9 when he’s not on the field and 9-2 when he’s operational.
Raiders/Saints:
Vegas is only 1 1/2 games out of a wild card spot but you’d think that distance will increase as the weeks bleed out. Jacobs is on a nice run of three straight 140+ yard games rushing.
Pats/Jets:
Bill tries again to pass Halas to get to second in wins. It’s odd to type this but it should be tough going on the road vs a Jets team that has bought into whatever Saleh is selling.
Steelers/Eagles:
Hoo Boy! An undefeated team coming off a bye, playing at home against a team that has lost 5 of 6 and is starting a rookie qb? You don’t have to be Albert Eisenstein to figure out the solution to this formula.
Hit that typing interface. HARD!
My God. That’s the 6-1 music playing!
SKOL!
Not much more boring than other people’s FF stories, but I have to share. I’m getting beat 131-42, and I only have two players left. My best offense would still be losing – he had Jalen Hurts and AJ Brown.
Hey, announcers, don’t go excusing Dingleberry
One of the reasons I’m reluctant to get an electric car, (aside from never giving Elon Musk a goddamn dime), is that my house is 80 years old, and I’m pretty sure the plugging a car into those wires is going send said house up in flames like a California pine forest.
Honestly? So long as you do the panel upgrade, you’ll be fine. We’re gonna try and get about 3-4 more years out of our current vehicles here (both old as dirt, but completely paid off); when the time comes for kids and hopefully the ability to go down to one vehicle, we’ll go electric.
But not Elon Monkeyfuck’s death traps either. We have standards here too, of course.
We did upgrade the panel from 60 to 100 (amps? volts? fuck if I know), but I think we’d have to do it again to 200 (220? 3,000,000? somewhere in there I’m sure) for something like a car.
Anyway, still trying to get 300K out of my Subaru Outback, so I have time.
/daps up Horatio for being a fellow member of the Outback gang
Maybe you can get one of those old fuseboxes, and stick pennies in there where the fuses go. 300 amps here I come!
I don’t own a long enough extension cord to get to the parking lot from either my Fremont rental or my Chicago condo
From what I’ve read of the Tesla 3, it’s disappointing. You have to use that laptop screen to set the wipers and headlights. And if the sun is in the rear window, you can’t read that screen. Although you do get a free Viking funeral with every purchase!
Shank’lor gets his candy on this Holloween eve.
‘An embarrassing loss for the Raiders’
Is there any other sort?
Carlson owners in shambles
Oh, absolutely. The loss the to the Chiefs wasn’t embarrassing at all.
Sherman’s Ashes rise again!
The Dirty Birds have left way too much time for PJ Walker.
The sentence makes less sense than Hippo Thoughts.
Jesus Christ, my FF opponent this week, (sometime commenter Cuntler, I think), is playing Dak Prescott, AJ Brown, and the Eagles D.
I’m on track to easily exceed my projected points, and also to lose by 35+.
*checks map of the Underworld* Wow, a half season to pull the Prometheus! That’s what I call streamlining!
A Jaguras fan (THEY EXIST!) I met at the bar just said: Gisele joins Eli Manning and Nick Foles as the only people to take a ring away from Tom Brady.
That joke is already so old it’s challenging Tom Brady for pension rights.
Hey now, it’s a Jacksonville fan; everything associated with that town is well past retirement age.
I know he pulled it from the internet, but thats some quality trolling
Still nothing better than the Putin story
I’m thinking that the Cowboys are going to see an awful lot of run heavy offenses going forward.
Cardinals with the ‘I need to pee’ fumble recovery celebration
Oh no, Dingleberry. You were that close to 6-1.
DK Metcalf is listed active? Fuck, I don’t wanna see him RG3
I’ll keep him on my bench. That should insure he has a healthy and very productive today.
Raiders avoid becoming the first team since 2006 not to cross midfield!