Can we please stagger the one o’clock games so that I’m not subjected to this hellish daymare of a First World problem of having to watch five halftime shows? What am I going to do, interact with my family? Are you kidding me?

Fantasy Update That No One Cares About: You know, sometimes your team sucks and your bench sucks and you can’t do anything. You just sit there with your flaccid appendage in your hand and contemplate your existence.

To The Game!

Packers/Bills:

-Does this feel like a gawdawful beatdown of epic proportions to you? It does to me.

-I mean, who in the sweet hell is Qaron going to pass the ball to? He doesn’t trust Doubs and Sammy Watkins is nine months old because that’s when balls usually drop. Tonyan? He’s a run of the mill sort of fella. There’s nobody walking through that door.

-After much was made about Josh Allen losing a number of one-score games in a row, he’s won a couple of tilts by three and four points.

-Stacking The Deck?: Apparently Bills GM Beane (no relation to Bush’s Beans) had the temerity to get on the phone with the Saints and enquire about the services of Alvin Kamara. [Devin Singletary, finally being used as a three down back, sheds a single tear]

-I am looking forward to a Diggs/Jaire Alexander tussle, that should be an interesting one. I’ve a feeling that the dude on the other side, Gabe Davis, is going to have himself one of those games.

Enjoy.