Round Four? Your Sunday Night Football Open Thread

Can we please stagger the one o’clock games so that I’m not subjected to this hellish daymare of a First World problem of having to watch five halftime shows? What am I going to do, interact with my family? Are you kidding me?

Fantasy Update That No One Cares About: You know, sometimes your team sucks and your bench sucks and you can’t do anything. You just sit there with your flaccid appendage in your hand and contemplate your existence.

To The Game!

Packers/Bills:

-Does this feel like a gawdawful beatdown of epic proportions to you? It does to me.

-I mean, who in the sweet hell is Qaron going to pass the ball to? He doesn’t trust Doubs and Sammy Watkins is nine months old because that’s when balls usually drop. Tonyan? He’s a run of the mill sort of fella. There’s nobody walking through that door.

-After much was made about Josh Allen losing a number of one-score games in a row, he’s won a couple of tilts by three and four points.

-Stacking The Deck?: Apparently Bills GM Beane (no relation to Bush’s Beans) had the temerity to get on the phone with the Saints and enquire about the services of Alvin Kamara. [Devin Singletary, finally being used as a three down back, sheds a single tear]

-I am looking forward to a Diggs/Jaire Alexander tussle, that should be an interesting one. I’ve a feeling that the dude on the other side, Gabe Davis, is going to have himself one of those games.

Enjoy.

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Mr. Ayo

Nailed It!

Just kidding. lol Qaaron.

Redshirt

SHAN’KLOR: “Just take the damn loss already!”

WCS

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yeah right

Alright I’ll start, when you were a kid what candy excited you most while trick or treating?

I’m gonna go Mr. Goodbar. Either that or peanut M&Ms.

I’m a simple man with simple tastes.

King Hippo

100 Grands, them was the TITS

yeah right

Good call.

yeah right

TAJ went Whoppers.

Also a nice call.

WCS

Regular size candy bar(s).

BeefReeferLives

Reese’s cups or pumpkins

Brocky

Nerds.

That sugary goodness was like crack.

Dunstan

I think in my trick or treating days it would have been Smarties and Aeros. (Canuck candy for the win!) Today it would be peanut M&Ms

Redshirt

Kit-Kats

Mr. Ayo

Snickers

SonOfSpam

Rolo

But also, anything chocolate

yeah right

Back in my youth which would have been too many decades ago, we had a house about three streets over and the mom there made homemade cupcakes.

She would give you a mild berating if you went back a second time but she would still give you a second cupcake because she was flattered.

King Hippo

This has been a really stupid quarter of FITBAW from Buffalo. Not that it ultimately matters.

Horatio Cornblower

Packers are talking a lot of shit for a team down by 10 with less than 4 minutes to go.

King Hippo

Who have been out of the game since the first drive

Brocky

I’m only posting this because I’m 8 drinks in and I love you fuckers. Happy Halloween!

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WCS

Brocky is actually Kenny Powers. Powders? Powers.

Horatio Cornblower

I will pay you 5 American dollars to get into that bathroom and chug a Pepsi.

Brocky

I’m actually drinking a coke classic thank you very much. It’s in a plastic cup though. Darn it

BeefReeferLives

That guy totally looks like he wants to sell you some coke to snort in the bathroom…

Horatio Cornblower

It figures Aaron Rodgers would slide rather than get 5 extra yards.

No way he’s taking a shot.

SonOfSpam

Unless it’s ayahuasca

Horatio Cornblower

Isn’t that a drink that makes you vomit profusely?

I mean other than Jagermeister, obviously.

Brocky

Ironically, this bar has this image up along with other random crap on the walls

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I believe so. I thought that it also makes you vomit out your butt.

BugEyedBoo

No, that’s the egg yolk sauce at your local teppanyaki restaurant.

King Hippo

It would be funny if someone swapped the little tag on the back of Q-aron’s helmet to “CHOOSE LOVE”

Redshirt

“I LISTEN TO FAUCI”

Horatio Cornblower

“FAMILY IS 4EVA”

SonOfSpam

“I DON’T LOVE COCK THAT MUCH”

Mr. Ayo

CHOOSE PEPSI

BeefReeferLives

He should do a mash up using “END HATE” & “CHOOSE LOVE”: “CHOOSE HATE”

King Hippo

END LOVE!

Horatio Cornblower

https://twitter.com/PeanutsNoCont/status/1586731035823378435/photo/1

I had no idea Ol’ Chuck smashed Lucy over the head with a pumpkin. Now I don’t feel so bad that she kept pulling the football away on his kicks.

BeefReeferLives

She never forgot that incident…

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Seems like it would be a little safer to just give him a bottle of pills.

BeefReeferLives

she’s selling them to hippo

King Hippo

She know I gots her back, yo

ThePirateSloth

Whooóoo!
/pulls fire alarm

ThePirateSloth

The random accent makes it hotter

ThePirateSloth

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King Hippo

GTD and I are now exactly tied at 99.10. Redshirt, please remind Zac that Beatie Mixon exists tomorrow.

Redshirt

I’m convinced he doesn’t and Burrow just sneaks in as many audibles as humanly possible.

Redshirt

Why couldn’t this be in Green Bay? We would’ve had the crowd either booing or (if they’re feeling creative) singing the Beatles.

All You Need Is Love (Remastered 2009) – YouTube

King Hippo

I was looking for Carl’s gif, and I missed a Q-aron give-backsies. Awwwww, poor little fella.

Recovery Whiskey

Oh that’s delicious

Redshirt

I can’t believe this guy keeps returning to football only to destroy both his family and his legacy. Also, besides Aaron Rodgers, I have reservations about Tom Brady as well.

Horatio Cornblower

Aaron Rodgers has a family?

Funny, you’d think that would be occasionally mentioned. Are they close?

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Oh, I don’t think any damage he might be causing to his family particularly bothers him.

King Hippo

I think Buffalo should hand off every play.

Horatio Cornblower

As long as it’s to Singletary I’ll allow it.

(I have no chance, nothing matters)

King Hippo
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Spur

am done. Rodgers is toast. going to enjoy these from a comfy bed.

Dunstan

Seems like the Bills defense is … immune to anything Aaron tries.

King Hippo

If only we could fill in the “________ your feelings” about you, Q-aron.

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WCS

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King Hippo

do-do-do-DO-DO!

Spur

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I’d monkey her business, wink wink.

Horatio Cornblower

I’d have her murdered to keep her from talking about sleeping with a married president, nudge, nudge, wink, wink, know what I mean?

Mr. Ayo

I’d captain her America, wink wink.

Dunstan

But is that Captain America or Stargirl?

Sorry, too much nerdery

Mr. Ayo

Then I would star that girl.

Look man, we’re not poets around here.

Spur

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Mr. Ayo

Again, there are too many to choose from, and none of them are Waldo that I can see.

Game Time Decision

Wanda?

Mr. Ayo

Wanda party?

Spur

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Mr. Ayo

I’d hook up my hose to her.

Horatio Cornblower

I’m sensing Spur has a theme going today, but can’t quite figure out what it might be.

Brocky

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Spur

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

“Bout time!” – Elisha

Spur

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Mr. Ayo

Touchdown, Seahawks!

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

For added verisimilitude she should carry one of these:

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Spur

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Brick Meathook

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Dunstan

You were deeply influenced by “In The Navy”?

Spur

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Mr. Ayo

I would investigate that.

Spur

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Mr. Ayo

Nice posture.

Spur

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Mr. Ayo

I’d hail that cab for a ride.

Spur

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Brick Meathook

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The Maestro

Sorry for the edit. Just not really comfortable with unflattering caricatures of minority groups in society.

Spur

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I’d scarify her asphalt, if you know what I mean.

Recovery Whiskey

Qaron is not happy

King Hippo

Guys, I think he feels CANCELLED

Redshirt

So the local McDonalds has a sign that says you can only stay there for 30 minutes. If you feel compelled to hang out at a McDonalds for longer than 30 minutes, you have made some serious mistakes in your life that led you to this moment.

Brick Meathook

If you’re within 500 miles of that McDonalds you have made some serious mistakes in your life that led you to this moment.

Brocky

I used to hang out at a McDonalds after football practice. I couldn’t drive yet, so i’d walk to My mom’s office job which was a 10 minute walk down the road. I’d walk there, get $5 bucks from her, walk to mickey ds, get some cheap meal until she’d close down shop and take us home.

The staff never cared, but it probably didn’t hurt that I was the biggest goody two shoes in the history of goody two shoes

Brocky

I’m just waiting for spur to post a pic of a cheerleader dressed like a nurse just so I can post this:

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Recovery Whiskey

Is Collinsworth going to cry over Green Bay or just keep making excuses.

Horatio Cornblower

Yes?

Brocky

Long story short, this is definitely the best Halloween of the last 3 years

Brocky

So I’m in a bar waiting to see a band, and they have a new sign saying

“Please don’t do coke in the bathroom”.

Not saying I would, just I’d be tempted

WCS

They asked politely.

Mr. Ayo

So crack is still ok?

WCS

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Horatio Cornblower

That’s what the bar is for.

BeefReeferLives

Wonder how long it will take for the “don’t” to get scratched \ marked out.

Horatio Cornblower

Chicago Board of Zoning Appeals!

The Maestro

Chicago Parking Meter Attendants!

BeefReeferLives

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Brick Meathook

It was that guy’s lucky day to have a bit part with Belushi and Aykroyd! Probably the highlight of his life.

BeefReeferLives

It was probably fun for him, but I imagine that winning best director Oscars for Schindler’s List and Saving Private Ryan were a bit higher on his list of highlights…

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

One thing I will miss about twitter is being able to name-drop to the Dr. Mrs., as in “hey, that sitcom you’re watching? The 2nd assistant director liked one of my tweets two months ago.”

Horatio Cornblower

Yeah, I’m along for the ride for now, but I don’t see sticking around very long. This has all the makings of an absolute disaster.

Spur

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Mr. Ayo

I would Ying her Yang

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

As in “Amber”?

All right, you’re the boss.

[runs off to poop on spouse’s bed]

Spur

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Mr. Ayo

I’d colonize that space.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I’d poke her hontas, if you catch my drift.

Horatio Cornblower

I’d saca her jawea if you catch my dri…

I don’t even know what the fuck I’m trying to do here.

Brick Meathook

I’d get her drunk, fuck her in the ass, take her land, then name my helicopter after her most sacred false idol god.

Mr. Ayo

WINNER! She’s yours.

Brick Meathook

Dumping her on a reservation now.

Spur

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WCS

Hello, Jasmine.

Mr. Ayo

GUYS!!! There she is again!

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly
Horatio Cornblower

I love this video with all my heart. It’s just so terrible.

Spur

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Mr. Ayo

Which one is Brick?

Brick Meathook

This one, bitchez:

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King Hippo

Buffalo could win this by 50 if they wanted

Spur

that would be ideal

King Hippo

(except that Vodka Hippo is fading Brokeback and Vodka GTD)

Game Time Decision

Your gonna win

Horatio Cornblower

If they could do that with Allen throwing to Singletary I would be obliged.

Redshirt

Do it! Think of the tiebreakers!

WCS

NFL players hurt themselves in humourous ways. They’re just like us!

Spur

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