And a wee bit of soccer, no doubt.
To The Games!
Chargers/Falcons:
ATL has been surprising, ranking 5th in rushing (mostly without Cordarelle) and 29th in passing. When they do go long they turn to Damiere Byrd, of all people, who has racked up 142 yards and a couple of TD’s the last two weeks. Tight end Pitts has finally started to break loose from the binds of this offence, totaling 80 yards and a score last week.
Fins/Bears:
Hill and Waddle are 1st and 4th respectively in receiving and should do well vs the Bears corners. A win would make Miami 6-3 for only the second time since 2001. Tua has only lost one game against an NFC opponent.
Panthers/Bengals:
A Big Cat fight! Also, there’s a footballer by the name of Walker that isn’t a national embarrassment! P.J. beat Brady two weeks ago and did his part by getting D.J. Moore into the end zone but then the latter did a stupid thing and, oh well…
Packers/Lions:
Many thought there would be a timeshare in Green Bay’s backfield and it did start out that way. However, Jones has begun to assert himself (5.8 ypc and 142 yards vs Buffalo) as Dillon’s usage has fallen off.
Raiders/Jags:
One of these reeling teams is getting to three wins on the season today. Unless a tie is in the offing, which would be lovely. Just don’t leave any skid marks on the field, okay?
Colts/Pats:
Indy could make life difficult for Mac Jones, who was laid out 6 times last week. The Colts have nine guys that have at least one sack and a ballhawk in Stephone Gilmore.
Bills/Jets:
Call me a whack job but I think the spread is too high in this tilt. Although the Bills are a rolling juggernaut Saleh (peace be with you) will have his team ready. They won’t win but they’ll be tough.
Vikings/Commies:
Minny’s going to 7-1? Minny’s going to 7-1. A very unassuming 7-1 though.
It’s all yours.
We can make Herbert an honorary Cousins because he’s also getting fucked.
Nevermind, they reversed that one too.
This Ekeler, I call him a book because I’m now Lea Michele and can’t read him.
I CALL MR. AYO ICARUS BECAUSE HE’S WINGING IT AS HE GOES!
Bears just remembered they’re tanking this year
Hockey, with no knowledge of the Vikes offense, has 6 catches already.
These Commanders may as well be at a West Virginia family reunion, because Cousins have them over a barrel.
“I really liked her so I gave her the business over one of them fancy oak barrels.”
-Clem McSquiggens The Third, heir to the cat vomit business that is “Kitty Spew R Us”
That’s my boy Harrison fucking Smith!
THIS GUY KIRK COUSINS, I CALL HIM A FILIPINO HOOKER BECAUSE HE’S GOT A NUMBAH ONE FUCKEE FOR THESE COMMANDERS.
Rudy Giuliani approves of all the Cousins fucking going on
I honestly thought that taking the Jets and the points was a no-brainer.
THIS COMMANDERS DEFENSE I CALL THEM JERRY LEE LEWIS BECAUSE THEY KEEP FUCKING COUSINS
Didn’t figure Fins/Bears to be a score-kakke game but hey.
W’s kicking the crap out of Cousins
That Ekeler TD… Daym. Great piece of fitbaw AND lawyerball
Circus catch by Ekeler taken away by the refs.
Oops never mind. Elbow was down.
In for Rodgers…
Stupid Dirty Birds
‘Tis more than a bit jarring watching U.S. political ads and then being subjected to Gord’s Furniture And Sleep Center commercials from the fantastic town that is Listowel, Ontario.
Neck and neck in Freezer Vodka with Spam because I
had no other optionstook a chance on Jeff Wilson and he scored me a TD.Backup QB Battle in Cincinnati
Mixon just set Bengals TD Record with 5
If Qaron was the sophisticated, knowledge-seeking fella that he pretends to be, he’d actually retire at the end of this year but he won’t because he isn’t capable of dealing with the lack of attention that would bring.
I chose to go to a bunch of distilleries today instead of paying attention to football. Judging by the score, did the Bears defense do that, too?
You made the right choice.
Aren’t the Bears tanking for picks? They just traded away some defense
Visiting distilleries would involve sampling the product. Always the better choice. Free whiskeys > shitty football.
Though Fields is playing pretty well
I have been having a lot of trouble with staying logged in on the site lately. Just me? Any pro tips?
Log in, then refresh. Seems to work for me.
Thanks
Took me about 37 tries to convince it I was authenticated. Dump cookies and cache. The site has something going on with it. Seems to happen more on phone than desktop if thats any help.
Thanks. I’m usually on the phone so that’s adding to it.
The site wants to test your resolve at arbitrary times-many have passed the test but many, many more have failed.
They are succeeding.
DFO, to my browser
This bathroom cleaner has completely destroyed what little is left of my lungs.
Who forgot to sign up for extended service on stadium sky cams in New Jersey
The Bengals wouldn’t give up a 35-0 lead! Ha, ha, ha. Right? Right?!
Dead Skycam in Buffalo/NYJ?
Too late to dunk on Rodgers?
Never too late.
I’m gonna switch from this game to Christmas music.
Oh Shit! Qaron’s gonna have a fucking meltdown in a McDonald’s drive-thru tomorrow morning.
Packers getting bailed out by Goff’s bad throws.
LioUns getting bailed out by Throw Rogan’s bad throws.
Fields is the guy. Hey just gotta keep him alive!
Baker sighting in Cincy.
The idiot fucking back judge ran directly into our cornerback and took him out of the play on a hail Mary bullshit throw.
How is that shithead in the middle of a pass play?
Erin Andrews reduced to doing the Lions game. I remember when it was a really big deal when I filmed her in her hotel room. How far the mighty have fallen.
If you have Joe Mixon starting in Fantasy, you’re probably gonna have a good week.
can Vodka confirm!
Gumby has him. He’s happy.
They had to wave off the paratroopers at halftime due to unsafe wind conditions. Those hard bastsrds from the 82nd and 101st that jumped into Normandy would skull fuck those pansies.
Holy shit Beatie!
Yeah hes done enough for me this week I hope they just sit him in 2nd half at this point
XFLception 2.0
PJ Walker QB Rating:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yt814cDRAfo
Well, they could always put in, um, nevermind.
Packers offense is completely fucked-can’t score on the frickin’ Lions??? I may have an accompanying vid.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FyH6vOMYSnY&ab_channel=SunvilleSounds
Expert Playcaller Zac Taylor trying to get Joe Burrow killed.
He brings a lot of that on himself though. His favorite band? Suicidal Tendencies.
I mean, y’all are at home, too. EVERY play should be a handoff now.
3 score lead over the B;ack Panthers, maybe just hand off
Is Strawberry Fields no longer shite? Wha’ happen??
Could use a Josh Palmer score. Does Herbert have anyone else to throw to?
monkey’s paw curls
/I also wanted ThAndre Carter to catch it
Breakfast at Dennys this morning was good after years of caffe and brioche. Watching the Packers in their natural habitat, Mom’s living room in Wauwatosa Wisconsin. Over 200 yards of offense and zero points. Meh…
Welcome home!
Good to be back. Short visit but after 5 years it’s been too long. Covid-19 for the last couple impacting. Flying into Chicago last night was sorta high adventure. 50 mph winds made the landing after an hour long holding pattern an interesting event. Then it took 45 minutes to get the skyway hooked up because the gusts kept blowing it off track.
How many cans of Easy Cheese are you bringing back to Italy?
/huffs indignantly like a snob
When we came back from Scotland, I went to an American grocery store and got completely overwhelmed and freaked out. Too much stuff!
Yeah UK grocery stores are pretty dismal.
XFLception
yeah, PJ Harvey’s FITBAW boomlet is petering out. She can still rock, though.
These games- Atl/LAC and Jax/LV, are boring as fuck. I’m going to go clean the bathrooms. Way more exciting!
You should check out Colts/Pats. [rolls eyes]
Seems like an excuse to huff amonia and bleach…
THIS COMMANDERS DEFENSE, I CALL THEM AN ALABAMA JUNIOR PROM BECAUSE THEY’RE TRYING TO FUCK COUSINS WITHOUT SUCCESS.
Apart from the Owl this is the first time I’ve watched a game live meaning sitting through commercial spots. There are easily more commercials than game and until they fix that this product will never grow.
Is not a problem with RedZone, and I usually mute SNF
This is how it grows.
Throw Rogan has gone Rogue.
After extensive research and quantum physics studies I’ve learned how to mirror phone to smart TV and I’m right now streaming the Vikings game on my TV. There is no ability to pause, fast forward and such so it’s mute button for me.
To which I now humbly say “FUCK YOU DIRECTV! FUCK YOU HARD!”
SKOL!