You want more games? Well, I’ll give you more games-here we go!
Vikes/Bills:
Minny certainly did a good when they traded Diggs to Buffalo for a draft pick. They used that pick to get Jefferson, a plug and play superstar receiver just like the one they let go and he’s on a rookie contract. Diggs’ arrival put the Bills O into a higher gear. Everybody won this trade.
Lions/Bears:
Potent offenses, struggling defenses-one must take the over here, I’m thinking. I’m not sure I’ve ever seen a qb (Fields) turn things around so fast, ever.
Jags/Chiefs:
I play against Mahomes in the money league and I’m sceered. The Jags, who have hung 38 points on the Chargers and 27 on the Colts and Raiders might be able to keep pace for a while. That means Patty will be looking to the end zone.
Browns/Fins:
Here’s yet another potentially high-scoring tilt featuring potent O’s (Browns are 4th overall, Miami is 5th) and middling D’s (Cleveland 15th, Fins 23rd). Tyreek needs 86 yards to break the record for most after 10 games which is held by Julio.
Texans/Giants:
Hopefully the Giants hold serve this week and next week vs the Lions because after that it’s a long gauntlet of NFC East opponents. (and a light helping of the Colts)
Saints/Steelers:
What happened to Najee? It certainly seems as though it’s just a matter of time before he’s passed on the depth chart by UDFA Jaylen Warren.
Broncos/Titans:
It’s The Battle For Temporary Dominance between Hippo and Don T. Will Hippo and his pharmaceutical allies Eli Lilly and Pfizer emerge victorious? Or will Don T’s informal coalition of paper towels, intermittent electricity and wandering hurricanes bring the pain? It’ll be a slobberknocker, no doubt.
Enjoy.
How’s Allen doing? Does he still have his elbow?
Looks fine. Haven’t seen him throw anything super long but plenty of zip on his mid-length passes.
I forgot how weird the bye week is. Did you know the world continues to exist between 1:00 and 4:00?
LT GENERAL JOSHUA ALLEN
J.Jeudy out for remainder of game (ankle)
YOU MALINGERING PIECE OF SHIT I BENCHED OLAVE FOR YOU!
For the next CBA, the NFLPA better fight for expanding the concussion protocol to include ice cream. Haagen Dazs ice cream, to start easing the Copenhagen Texans.
No, they are moved on to banning turf from half a dozen stadiums. I guess we fix concussions last week or something.
Something called Sherfield got a TD for the Fins. Weird day.
Ok, I SHOULD hop on the stationary bike to watch the second half of Bears-Lions. But I really just want to sit here and crack open a beer.
Drink the beer while you’re on the bike!
Have a beer when on the bike
That’s silly. What if he spills the beer?
Then he’ll have a valid excuse to get off the bike!
An actual score in The Battle of Temporary Dominance?
Clean sheet has a sad
Pssst, you have Dalvin Cook
Golladay has two targets and two dropped balls. He’s so fucking useless.
Thank BLEERGH the Bengals didn’t sign him.
I’m so unused to the Dolphins being competitive and the Bills being good that I had sort of forgotten they’re technically a division rival I should be cheering against and not a cute underdog.
Must be Vulture TD Day today. Of the 12 major scores so far almost half (5) have been vultured.
/Brock Wright, Harrison Bryant, Alec Ingold, Cager and Jalen Virgil
Based on the history of guys named “Singletary” I gotta assume the ball was loose.
I thought it was a fumble.
But was what you thought it was?
Pam’s speech is much better than it was, good for her!
Damn, Pierce almost added ‘fumble recovery’ to his stat line.
I’m trying to understand why I’m seeing headlines about two “plus-sized models” who weren’t let in to a nightclub. Are people just realizing that some clubs screen women for attractiveness (and men for attractiveness and wealth)? Or are people pretending to be surprised that clubs aren’t particularly interested in letting in “plus-sized” women whether they’re models or not?
I was told models had special rights. Is that not correct?
The club fired the doorman, and tried to talk to those two models, but WaybiggerthanKateUpton and Huge Iman wanted their fat faces on tv.
“Thank you for coming to our pressed sandwich conference. Please help yourself to the jars of mayonnaise at the rear table after we’re done.”
It really was a great conference this year. Andy Reid delivered the keynote address.
You’re seeing those headlines because those kinds of headlines get attention.
Yeah, and I clicked, too. Just to see if I was missing something that actually made this newsworthy, but I guess a click’s a click.
Bouncers, at least the ones in Vancouver, are literally told to do this, as well as minimize how many BIPOC folk–especially South Asians– enter the club.
Ironically, many years ago, an LA club got in trouble when former staff revealed that they had a cap on the number of black people they’d let in, using the code word “Canadians,” as in “we’ve got too many Canadians inside, don’t let any more in.”
Oh my god a zoomer perceived an insult somewhere in the world. Better riot in the streets and fill up social media for days.
That was PI, but he still coulda, shoulda caught that ball. Fucking longhaired hippie freak!
I think the defender got a hand (the non-jersey-holding hand) on the ball right before it got there.
Miami is actually establishing a running game today. The apocalypse is neigh
“Better late than never?” — Dan Marino
“The Dolphins are playing? Why didn’t Shula tell me? Fuck, I got to go to Pro Player stadium”
–CTE Marino–
“CTE is nothing to worry about. Just buy your lineman Isotoner gloves, and they’ll take care of you!”
… and then they can’t convert on a 4thand 1
Fret not, impossible to out-Paul #ThePauls
“That’s what I’ve been saying” — John Elway
Gotta confess to have been liking coach Daboll, until the SCREAMING. No grown ass man should stand for that.
Announcer is calling him ‘passionate’.
I think Dingleberry just said fuck!
Just to complement the Red Zones
Are there fantasy leagues with a punter position? There really should be.
Worth every penny
“Start every Broncos offensive player on your roster!” – Don T, earlier this week
I must have a face for radio because I’m actually going to the world Cup and they didn’t even bother asking me to be a paid shill.
https://twitter.com/Abay_Anzali/status/1591411189510246400?s=20&t=mf6o8n3TQrYHbnVy3HSLiw
You going to root for Wales, too?
Try not to look flamboyantly gay, they frown on that stuff over there!
Kadariusdown? His very first.
Daboll throwing a fat-trum.
Two Chubbs. One game.
Kirk Cousins. Just a turd out there.
Him and Russ in the Iron Chef revival
The secret ingredient is: garbage time.
Jesus Christ Cousins, you fucking moron!
“Jesus Christ” + “Cousins” + “fucking”
Those are the three most common search entries in Kentucky
The “moron” is just taken for granted!
The phrase “YOU LIKE THAT!” is used in both contexts.
Charmslinger channeling the Cumslinger today.
Fuck it, I’m going deep?
Exactly. At least 5 deep shots in Q1 alone
No picks into triple coverage yet so peak Cumslinger has not been reached
/Najee averaging 5 ypc
“I’m not dead yet!”
“Wait, I am now!”
Snowing in Buffalo. Shocking! ( Not shocking)
The Qatar World Cup commercials are hilarious. It’s like Jeb Bush asking people to please clap.
Only you know…countless Nepalese slaves died to build single use stadiums.
United sneak out a last second win. Not All Elite Fulham deserved better
Al-Jazeera will run a “The Birdcage” maratón in Cutter before Red Zone shows a minute of Donks @ Tits
Singletary is a really good back. I will go to my grave yelling that.
Agree.
I get him every year hoping he’ll be used differently. Imagine him on the Chiefs-he’d be a top 7 (or better) back.
“Andy Reid with a decision to make”
Why decide, get both the brisket and the prime rib.
So ends the Pacheco bubble
Jefferson hurt himself celebrating, and is now trying desperately not to limp in front of the coaches.
Saquon does all the work and practice squad tight end Cager gets the score.
Glory Boy
Commence Cousins scoring fast jokes
I have had Jefferson all 3 seasons, somehow no playoffs. Almost like Hippo be all stupid.
[looks at Hippo’s team]
George Jefferson? Well, there’s your problem right there.
Apparently the key to the Vikings success is Cousins doing badly
Sudden Jag off
Did the Bears do something good?
Shitting in the woods totes counts
Najee has an offensive line that’s worse than a turnstile. It’s worse than 5 traffic cones put side by side. It’s worse than that sign on the road telling you the speed limit.
It doesn’t stop shit.
Worse than Nancy Reagan’s Just Say No campaign!
I’ve been told by more than one D. A. R. E. “graduate” that it was basically an instruction manual.
Even Hippo is a bit jelly of how doped to the gills Brokeback gotta be.
https://twitter.com/RonFilipkowski/status/1591823911356076032?s=20&t=pRy7ZS6mIaw17wTuFDLRMA
WOMP WOMP motherfuckers
Maricopa County’s guy in charge is an old school non Trumpy Republican.
He already has been on media shutting down any of this stupidity.
I saw him yesterday. He’s tired of the bullshit. Good for him.
I love it. Temporary el Dominance Derby!!
Josh Allen taking snaps with the starting center, btw.
The best parts of TEN’s D are oOt. Charmslinger’s gonna bone the Tits.
It’s like intermittent electricity with water service only between 7:30 and 8, AM and PM.
We are banged up too. Should be quite the shitshow!
Took
Tits -2.5
KC -9.5
Fins -.5
Seattle checked out early and brought their luggage to the game, they’re already through Security ane back on the plane. Experienced business travelers.
Tampa kept it simple. Keep Walker 3 from running it, make Geno beat you through the skies, collect your W.
Tom Brady game managed the crap out of that one.