Yet Another NFL Football Open Thread

The Giants are getting thrashed by the Lions as I type this. Right now they’d be a 7-3 team with a -4 point differential. Daboll has worked miracles so far but he can only do so much. Welp, the stretch run will be all kinds of entertaining.

To The Game!

Chiefs/Chargers:

-Can we have a good old-fashioned shootout please? The firepower is certainly there on both sides.

-With Mecole and Juju out look for Kadarius to have himself a game, mixing run plays and passing opportunities galore. Things are lining up for him to have a monster night.

-Speaking of, both Keenan Allen and Mike Williams are listed as questionable but both had full practices on Friday-hopefully that means, “Bombs Away!”.

-The Chargers have lost their last 2 of their last 3 so this seems like a make or break game for them.

-The bad news? Patty Mahomes has won 13 straight road division games, the record being 20 by Joe Montana.

-Back to the Chargers receiving corps. Given the Williams (28) and Allen (30) are getting up there, the front office might want to draft a wr next year. And a defensive lineman. And an offensive lineman. And be aggressive in free agency. I’m trying to say that they have some glaring needs that have to be addressed if they want Herbert to be something more than Dan Fouts-a compiler that never won anything of note.

-The last four games between these squadoos has been won by 7 points or less.

-It took a bit of time but Pacheco has finally overtaken his mates in the backfield. Last week he out-snapped CEH and McKinnon combined, 35-27. If I know one thing about Andy, he loves himself a dynamic dude behind his qb.

You know what to do.

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I wish, just once, the Chiefs would have a season that was as bad of a wreck as a car driven by Andy Reid’s son.

TheRevanchist

Like 2012?

TheRevanchist

Touchdown, mother fuckers! Eat a dick, Chargers!

WCS

Travis is asshole. Why BOLTMAN hate?

Doktor Zymm

Doesn’t BOLTMAN still live in San Diego?

TheRevanchist

Now, THAT is a spicy meat-a-ball!

Doktor Zymm

Jellybeans and gin, hooray

WCS

Pretty sure that’s a title of an unreleased B-side from David Bowie.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

It’s supposed to be scotch and gummi bears but to each their own

ballsofsteelandfury

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Mr. Ayo

That’s quite a martini!

SonOfSpam

Do you have any of that beer with candy in it…Skittlebrau?

2Pack

What? No Fritos and bean dip before the flight?

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I’m on my third CdT of the night and it’s only 7:30 p.m. Send help (in the form of a talking bottle of rum).

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SonOfSpam

That’s quite a few Cocks daintily Trimmed.

WCS

Those responsible for that Apple ad need to be injected with pure ebola virus.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

“The persons responsible should be sacked.” – Peyton Manning

ballsofsteelandfury

All this Canada talk reminds me of the Shoresy scene with this song. Fuck, that was good!

https://youtu.be/ievi9slOhN8

Horatio Cornblower

The CFL Commissioner almost said “Winnipeg” when awarding the Cup, but caught himself and staggered to “the Winn…ing team, the Toronto Argonauts.”

Fucking beauty, eh?

WCS

That’s known as “a quick save and a beauty” in hawkey dialect.

WCS

FCC’s going to be sending a stern-worded letter to the Argos.

Horatio Cornblower

It’s legal in Canada, just don’t disparage hockey, Labatt’s or Molson, eh?

Game Time Decision

Fuck you shoresy

Horatio Cornblower

FOR WHAT!?

Game Time Decision

Give your balls a tug

Mr. Ayo

Ah yes, the great confounding question of humankind. For time eternal the greatest (and lesser) philosophers have grappled with this simple, yet existential, query. More recently this proposition was considered and debated in relation to turning down. Sadly, no conclusion was provided. Indeed, not even a theory of resolution was posited. Instead, Lil Jon, trapped in the quandary of an existential crisis took another tack. In lieu of an answer, the listener was instead presented the quandary to solve for themselves by repeatedly asking, For What? Perhaps, then, that was the answer, that there is no singular truth. Instead, the proper response is as independent as an individual from anyone else. Though that may offer a further truth that must be explored. Indeed, we can then explore the difference individual choices, then study those individuals for their traits, history, genetics to divine if those guide the answer. That the answer is the same as what molds a singular person. As humans, we must have the answers, but at what point must we stop and allow things to be as they are and silence our innate curiosity?

So we are once again left with another unanswerable question. But we must credit Lil Jon for at least pushing our thinking, understanding, and questioning on the matter further. Only through such progress can we succeed.

Mr. Ayo

Fuck you Hortons!

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ballsofsteelandfury

That’s why Canada is the best country on earth.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Better than Côte d’Ivoire?

Dunstan

I don’t know why but it still tickles me when players drop f-bombs in post-game interviews

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

The Argonauts are the real bombers, amirite?

(live TV F-bomb)

Horatio Cornblower

F-bombs absolutely flying in this Grey Cup post-game interview.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I’d feel better about the Argonauts if they hadn’t just shown Shawn Oakman celebrating.

WCS

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Grey Cup

ballsofsteelandfury

That was a HELLUVA Grey Cup!

Horatio Cornblower

Same. Absolutely bananacakes.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

BLAPPT made its presence known in Canada tonight.

Game Time Decision

Grey Cup game going plaid

Game Time Decision

Fucking crazy finish

King Hippo

Rikki is right, the Chefs just cannot catch a break smh

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

The kickoff?

Game Time Decision

Argos lead by 1

Wow

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I’m glad I switched over.

Mr. Ayo

Bombers need a rogue Rouge!

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Oh neat, I didn’t know they played Lawyerball in Canada too!

Mr. Ayo

“Objectionable Conduct”

SORREH!

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

As a Ti-Cats fan, who should I be rooting for here?

Game Time Decision

Bombers

No Ticat fan would evar cheer for the Argos

Mr. Ayo

Never Toronto

Game Time Decision

*Torona

Game Time Decision

You seeing our ads too?

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Actually, no. They just had an ad for the LA Metro.

King Hippo

One assumes Tim Horton’s is Canadia’s AT&T Lily?

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Except I never made out with Tim Horton in an elevator.

King Hippo

I’m sure he’s a kind and generoUs lover, eh?

Horatio Cornblower

I’m sorry, what?

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I’m implying that I made out with AT&T Lily in an elevator.

Mr. Ayo

Pfft. I had to pay for her abortion.

Horatio Cornblower

Should have carried the baby to term, pussy.

Horatio Cornblower

I’m going to need a little more than the implication here, sir; we’re not on a boat.

Game Time Decision

Or that Canadian Tire guy

herodotus450

I heard he got upset when he realized the only reason for his popularity was his giant bulge. So now in commercials he wears really baggy pants and they only shoot him from the waste up.

Game Time Decision

If you got it, flaunt it

herodotus450

Ti-Cats really turned the war in the Pacific; the old Al-Cats just couldn’t keep up

Game Time Decision

Both teams have now have the backup Qb in. Wtf

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ballsofsteelandfury

This is certainly an interesting game…

King Hippo

I thought you meant Chase Daniel and whoever the Chefs’ #2 might be. Because my brain is a mottled mess of rage, turkey coma, and Muted/half-ignored TV

Game Time Decision

And Shank’lor making her presence felt in the Grey Cup

Mr. Ayo

SUDDEN GREY CHANGE!

Game Time Decision

Crazy return

Doktor Zymm

Watching from the very crowded SFO United Club. My flight to Chicago has been delayed until 9:45 pm if I’m lucky, so decided to drive out early anyway so I could watch the game from here with complimentary booze and meatballs.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Tonight’s drink is the Coton de Tulear: 2 oz rum, 1/2 oz allspice dram, 1/2 oz lime juice, 1/2 of a passionfruit. Shaken over ice and served with a large ice cube, topped off with ginger ale.

It’s so good.

Dunstan

Hmm. Now you’ve got me thinking about dark and stormy variants. I love allspice dram, but it occurs to me that falernum may be a good addition.

Dunstan

It was a dark and stormy night.

I mean, the weather was fine, I just felt like some rum, lime, and ginger beer.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

We are Eskimo drink brothers right now.

Dunstan

Ok, but I don’t have a bandanna handy.

clint greasewood

Cris Collinsworth watching Mahomes and Herbert
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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

If we could make a gif into a KOTW this would be up there right now.

Game Time Decision

10000% going in the comments post

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I’m going to wake up in the morning chuckling over it.

Redshirt

I turned on SNL and my YouTubeTV app crashed. Is that an appropriately bad sign?

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

“Life is empty and meaningless without gambling!” – FanDuel

King Hippo

Amen, brother. – Hippo, from GAMBLOR sabattical

/also enjoy your bandana/wing-wang victory laps

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

My wing-wang and I salute you.

Horatio Cornblower

The NY Times has an article on the lobbying behind legalized sports gambling that will make any reasonable person homicidal.

TheRevanchist

Refs are definitely rooting for the chargers.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

“It’s nothing personal. They’ve just been instructed to not let Kansas City run away with the division.” – Herr Goodell

ballsofsteelandfury

Also, Kate Beirness can GET IT!

Horatio Cornblower
ballsofsteelandfury

HERO!

Mr. Ayo

He’s doing a great job of hiding his raging boner there.

King Hippo

the loose tweed pants help

ballsofsteelandfury

It is fun to compare the Grey Cup Halftime Show to the Super Bowl Halftime Show.

Which d’y’all prefer?

ballsofsteelandfury

I tell you what, the CFL is miles above the NFL in hot chicks at the Grey Cup.

herodotus450

Rush AND Avril Lavigne? Yes Please.

Mr. Ayo

Shania Twain > *

Game Time Decision

In the neige no less

Horatio Cornblower

No chance of a wardrobe malfunction at the Grey Cup because no one wants to lose a nipple from hypothermia

Game Time Decision

Meh, it’s just below freezing, it’s not that cold

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

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WCS

He really is the Jason Voorhees of Donks fandom. He just won’t go away.

Horatio Cornblower

He even looks like an idiot. How do people not understand that every bit of success he’s had is because he was doing whatever Tom Brady told him to do?