Saudi Arabia is a land of contrasts. For example, if a person is convicted of apostasy, he or she may be beheaded with a sword (like the pretty one in the flag!); contrast that image with the same person, convicted of apostasy, being stoned to death publicly instead. The variety is endless, which is why many Americans would take vacations there during the last presidential administration. Sure, these “vacations” usually centered around getting filthy investment money from some trust fund shithead (often, both parties would be trust fund shitheads!), but still, good times had by all. But that’s not all offered in this Riyadhical country!
Did you ever read a news story and think, gee, I don’t agree with this and maybe cutting up the reporter with a bone saw would really help the discourse? Sure you have! Well, then Saudi Arabia, and specifically Mohammed bin Salman (more like Mohammed bin Sawin right?) shares your vision of a media that knows its place. Again, with the help of overseas trust fund assholes (even if they don’t share your sacred religious beliefs!) you can get away with murder in this glorious country!
Just realized I wrote the previous paragraph in second person, which makes no sense. You are not participating in this exercise; you are reading and learning and living laughing loving.
Anyway, back to the lecture at hand. Perfection is perfected so I’ma let ’em understand. From Saudi Arabia’s perspective, human rights are not a thing. You wanna get along, you go along. (There I go with the second person thing again. Ed.- Perhaps turn off the Dre and focus? Yeah, you’d like that. I;m unfadeable so please don’t try to fade me.)
Okay, I’ve said enough about how wonderful Saudi Arabia is as a nation, so here’s the 911 about their soccer (or “footyfetish”) team. They suck. Oddsmakers have them at 900-1 to win the World Cup, and there’s no same person who would risk a shekel on that. They’re in a group with Argentina, Mexico, and Poland, and they will lose all three of their games, hopefully in embarrassing fashion. Their best players are, well, not good, so no one cares. Here’s their match schedule
11/22 vs. Argentina
11/26 vs. Poland
11/30 vs. Mexico
Yep, three losses await.
A couple nights ago, I went to a concert at a local arena. I watched Jane’s Addiction tear through about 10 songs, then watched a ghoulish-looking Billy Corgan lead Smashing Pumpkins for a couple hours’ worth of awesomeness. I drank several different locally-sourced (and super expensive!) delicious beers, and inhaled some skunk odor because apparently it was the gamekeeper’s night off. After the show, my wife nicely drove us home, and we had one more drink there and reminisced about the great show we had just seen. None of this could happen in Saudi Arabia.
In conclusion, buy an electric car not made by Tesla.
Do you think one of these teams has it in them to pull off a miracle draw against England, or will it come down to who abuses Iran the most?
Englen won’t need to push the envelope in their third match, so that’s advantage to the Dirty Murrikan Pig Dogs.
Though maybe Iran straegically allows Wales to put up a crooked number.
THIS GAME I CALL IT 10TH GRADE ENGLISH CLASS CAUSE I’M SICK OF ALL THIS DITHERING AND I WANT TO SEE WALES GETTING KILLED.
Look at you, Wales!
Manbun on manbun crime begets penalty.
The Land of Consonants WOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Could have done so much better with that pass.
If your opponent is going to constantly cheap shot your best player you need to lay a few of theirs out.
Sub on the metal folding chair!
The U.S. should stash a Vontaze Burfict type on their roster for that exact purpose.
Oh what a save!
I didn’t see what led to the Ream yellow card, but the second US card was total bullshit.
Not even trying to hide it.
Glad to see that Pulisic hunting season has now been declared over.
It’s just paused for the 2nd half
And now unpaused.
I CALL THIS WALES TEAM ‘BEACHED’ BECAUSE THEY’RE OUT OF THEIR DEPTH.
Goooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaallllllll!
I really hate seeing people sail it over the goal like that. Keep it down!
US tackling is sloppier than Brick’s plate of Skyline chili.
Sloppier than my house’s floors after the Dr. Mrs. has been out of town for two days.
Which raises the question: Does she take a Dust Buster with her when she travels?
Just one or does she have a separate carry-on for just cleaning gadgets?
No soul, no goal, apparently.
I want the US to win. There, I said it.
/generously throws roll of paper towels to Don T
About to take the fastest deposition in Connecticut history.
“Makes sense, he’s already got the record for fastest deposit.” – Connecticut area fertility center technician
-Is this your signature?
-Yes BUT–
-Swish, bye.
Telemundo is sticking with the “Equipo de todos”* thing for the US and A. I still think it’s race-treason baiting for naturalized Hispanics, but still think the US is not-objectionable in the fútbol world.
* Everybody’s team.
Except for the asshole fan who dresses up as Teddy Roosevelt. He can get fucked and ridden hard.
I was getting bored with FBI lists; it’s about time we went international.
Let’s give Interpol something to do.
Wakezilla is on the case
Will this be the live thread for the USA-Wales game?
Assuming we all aren’t strangled and then dismembered via bonesaw, sure.
A little fucked up that the ref let that run long enough for Paises Bajos to get the second goal.
+8 minutes? Man, there have been some insane amounts of time added thus far.
Truly. tWBS must’ve loved that 🤣
Senegal trying to steal this game.
Senegal doing a pretty decent job of holding their own.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FQ5YU_spBw0
It’ll never not be reported that Saudis have small penises.
In case you’re wondering why they’re like the way they ate….
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Another Day, Another Fatwa!