Your Sunday Night Football Open Thread

My guess is that we’ve seen a few dynamite games today. (composing this at noon EST) This will not be one of them is my guess but let’s give ‘er a go anyway.

To The Game!

Colts/Cowboys:

-Kinda feel sorry for the extremely immobile Matt Ryan tonight-I’d put the over/under on sacks at 4.5.

-The only known antidote to the ‘Boys pass rush is to give Taylor tons of touches (25+?) and hope for the best while draining that clock. As antidotes go, there are worse.

-Thing is, Saquon and Dalvin didn’t come through in the last two weeks so I’ll say, “Good Luck, you’ll need it” to Jonathan.

-For these reasons and many others the Colts are getting 10.5 points from Gamblor.

-Some more? One could always count on the quality of the Colts o-line but this year they’ve given up a league-leading 43 sackeroos.

-I was reading a Cowboys blogger who maintained that the key to beating Dallas is to have them run as many plays as possible. (?) His argument is that the team is prone to penalties and mental errors and that they’ll end up shooting themselves in the foot. So strange to say that about a team by a team coached by such a details-oriented guy like McCarthy. [snorts] But yeah, that’s how they’re going to lose in the playoffs.

-Guy to Keep an Eye On: Dorance Armstrong, a rotation piece formerly, has racked up 8 sacks this year. His career total coming into the season was 7.5.

-Speaking of, Parsons can take the league lead with 2. He’ll leap Matt Judon who has 13.

Type away.

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2Pack

This season. A bit fricken weird my friends. And the Rams… what a WTF season they are into.

WCS

Gotta pay the tab for the Superb Owl and Olympic pools filled with cocaine somehow.

Gumbygirl

Oh no! Bob from Sesame Street died. He was 90, good run.

Brick Meathook

Was he the guy in the trash can?

WCS

No, that was Burt’s dealer.

2Pack

A good run and millions of young minds positively influenced.

Brick Meathook

“I’m from Miami Beach you’re showing me the fucking ocean?”

Gumbygirl

Scorigami, according to Tirico! Curb stomping, for sure. Ouch. Poor ponies.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Ooh, scorigami!

Horatio Cornblower

Well, we got this out of tonight anyway

https://twitter.com/NFL_Scorigami/status/1599622501939789824

WCS

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Horatio Cornblower

I wonder how the ‘Battleship Manning’ guy from KSK is doing.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Oh, shit, what was his username?

Horatio Cornblower

For the life of me I can’t remember.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Monkey Business?

Redshirt

At this point, I’d put the oldest, longest-tenured player at QB and just tell him to have fun.

Doktor Zymm

That sounds way too awesome for any NFL team to even consider

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

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WCS

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Horatio Cornblower

It’s pretty awkward when you put the 2nd and 3rd string guys in and the other team refuses to tackle them.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Colts are already in draft mode and are trying to recruit USC prospects.

WCS

I didn’t know Mark Sanchez was on the Clots’ coaching staff.

Horatio Cornblower

I think that was a fumble, but at 47-19 there is no way it’s going to be called a fumble.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

It’s definitely a fumble but the touchdown won’t stand.

Mr. Ayo

You might be right

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

The Salvation Army cauldron thing has always been fun.

Horatio Cornblower

Up 40-19 and throwing bombs is tempting karma in a way I do not approve of.

Horatio Cornblower

Dallas has not played particularly well and is still hanging 40 on the Colts and up by 3 TDs.

I’d say this doesn’t bode well for the rest of the league, but I’m fully aware that the Colts are tanking like nobody’s business.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

That CeeDee Lamb touchdown pisses me off so much, mainly because I was playing against him in fantasy.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Oh and I’m playing against Pollard, too.

Horatio Cornblower

You are likely in trouble.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

In trouble? Well, I *did* go to a Catholic High School…but the ones who got in trouble were the girls, mostly.

Horatio Cornblower

Spoken like someone who’s never been told “now this is just between us” by a monsignor.

Gumbygirl

The monsignor of my parish was Monsignor Tambellini. His family owned a couple of Italian restos in Pittsburgh. I liked the one on Wood St.

Gumbygirl

Wood St, heh heh. But I never heard anything pervy about him. Father Roger, on the other hand, was a total creeper. He was transferred to another parish, but he was outed as a pedo later.

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Horatio Cornblower

Yeah, that’ll happen.

WCS

This is the second time in four days Tambellini’s has made an appearance in some rando discussion about something else. My dad’s first jorb was parking cars at the Tambellini’s on Route 51 while underage. ALLEDGELY.

Gumbygirl

Ha, that’s totally random!

SonOfSpam

Once again, carelessness from Cox means a Hooker gets a quick score.

Horatio Cornblower

I’ll bet it stings, too.

Doktor Zymm

Woo, made it too Barbados!

SonOfSpam

I heard they have rum there. Try some!

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

GOOD JOB MALIK HOOKER I WILL TELL YOUR SISTER THAT YOU WERE THE GOODEST PLAYER TONIGHT!

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Horatio Cornblower

She’s absolutely guzzling straight gin to try to forget how she just earned that money.

Which was by playing legos while dressed as the Wendy’s girl with a guy with a bad Prince Valiant haircut.

Dunstan

HI CAN I HAVE A FROSTY AND SOME FRIES PLEASE?

Horatio Cornblower

Worst. Cosplay. Ever.

Mr. Ayo

Great teams cover!

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Huh. I had no idea how much I hated hearing the phrase “Touchdown, Dallas”.

Horatio Cornblower

Oh look, a Philistine.

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WCS

“Genius is never understood in its own time” is also Josh McDaniels’ personal philosophy as he sticks his tongue into an electrical socket

Senor Weaselo

Good evening from not outside for this gig! It does, for some reason, seem to be some sort of bit going on involving a guy who has the Professor Frink/Jerry Lee Lewis voice. I am confused of what is going on.

Senor Weaselo

Man, I bet these joke would kill if I knew any Yiddish!

Horatio Cornblower

Oy! Vey!

Well, that’s it for my Yiddish.

Gumbygirl

Schmendrick.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

[sneers with contempt at you for not understanding something] – Josh McDaniels

WCS

How confusing would it be to wake up from a coma after ten years and this is one of the first things you see:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pf1ZJfu1LfA&ab_channel=PapaJohns

WCS

Clots offense?

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Redshirt

If you can’t dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.

WCS

The Ben Shapiro Method

Horatio Cornblower

It’s a dry heat. As well as dry everything else.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

“Simpson. Homer. Homer Simpson.” – Trent Green

Dunstan

I brought some work home that had to get done this weekend, and have been dreading and procrastinating all weekend because I figured it would be a huge project. Turns out I just knocked it off in a couple of hours, which on the one hand is a relief, but also means I was stressing myself out about it all weekend for nothing. The lesson, as always, is that I’m an idiot.

On the plus side, I no longer have to be sober.

Sharkbait

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Horatio Cornblower

*Way* ahead of you.

Spur

going to finish this game from my bed. Later gators

ThePirateSloth

Drink! Danny White reference!

Mr. Ayo

I was playing a different game.

Needless to say, I’m way ahead.

Horatio Cornblower

I mean, I already was, but OK

Redshirt

Quarterback or Punter? If its punter, then we gotta finish our drinks.

ThePirateSloth

That’s the Cowboys QB that I grew up watching in the 80s, when they were awful.

Horatio Cornblower

The Gary Hogeboom controversy still gives me PTSD.

Redshirt

I understand. I got the same thing with Scott Mitchell as a Bengal.

Horatio Cornblower

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Gumbygirl

Two words: Bubby Fucking Brister

WCS

(Kent Graham very slowly trips and falls into and out of the chat)

Spur
Dunstan

Something is happening in my pants

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

It’s called “ants”. You can pick up a remedy at your local hardware store.

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Spur
Spur