What the hell?! At the very least there’s playoff implications aplenty but the NFL needs to do better. Or start to care. What? You’re telling me they don’t have to? And no amount of cajoling will change that? I see.
To The Games!
Commies/Niners:
-Washington is hanging on to dear life to that final precious playoff spot and it ends here methinks.
-Purdy Mouth has done very well-Baby Shanahan has a way with game-managing qb’s, doesn’t he? It’s funny to me that Purdy, the last guy picked in the draft has essentially signed Jimmy G’s death warrant.
-But really, all Purdy had to do was limit his mistakes as much as possible, get the O to the 20 point mark and let the defense take care of the rest.
-I just wonder how they’re going to mess up in the playoffs.
-With Deebo out, expect a heavy dose of CMC today. The first game that Samuel missed McCaffrey scored 3 different ways.
Eagles/Cowboys:
-Due to Dallas’ upset loss last week the only way they can catch Philly is for them to lose their remaining games and for the Boys to win out. That’s not happening because Philly has the Saints next week.
-Qb-wise there’s plenty of talk around Minshew but the Dak has had 7 interceptions over the last four games-the worst stretch of his career.
-During the first 6 games this year the Dallas D was fearsome indeed, only allowing 14.8 points per game. That’s changed since then as they’re up to 22.7, more than a touchdown more.
-As for Philly and pressure, they’re number one in the league with a gaudy 10.7% sack rate.
Have at it, brothers and sisters.
Jesus Fuck.
Jesus Christ Jerry really does have a deal with the devil
Step it up, Mephistopheles.
This game is just silly
This sucks. Still down with Minshew mania though
I’m certainly hoping to see more of him than Hurts.
I’ll say this for Dallas: they aren’t very good, but they are playing an entertaining game.
Oh wow, went to check in for my flight tomorrow and they are asking for bids for people to bump till the 27th! I wouldn’t mind, except I’m flying to Madrid on the 27th and I would like to have the day at home, plus I would have to reschedule my airport pickup.
Digital craps, roulette, and blackjack tables; how could that go wrong?
The way these defenses are playing I suspect Lurie and Jones have an agreement on the Over.
Ayo, have yer gin. message me.
Done!
Prince Harry warming up for the Commandos
That should not count as contact, he slid and grazed the receiver’s foot.
Just let Dak cook!
But not too long, because ham is very easy to dry out.
HAHAHA!
https://twitter.com/NFLonPrime/status/1606793835786522626
Have we agreed 3 games is Redzone best?
I think the main problem with the Dallas D, (which hasn’t been good, as Scotchy points out), is that they’ve become terrible as tackling, especially in the running game.
Boebert’s old place is now a Mexican restaurant
https://mobile.twitter.com/NooooNazis/status/1606362280987328516
KITTLE’D (II: Electric Boogaloo)
Next time the Jaguras get new unis I hope they go with jeggings
Back from dinner! It was yummy!
Counterpoint: Franco Harris defended Paterno and Sandusky
My fantasy squadoo isn’t gonna break 75. I feel so Brocky.
Neither did Franco Harris.
….can we have a combo for banner?
https://twitter.com/BobStelton/status/1606451877532823552?s=20&t=P4vAvctLKShZyWPdfT6ltg
I yell at something at the TV
The shih tzu barks at me.
I threatened to wrinkle so cellophane cuz I know he hates the noise
Dog runs away
Yeah you better run
Brocky’s an alpha dog!
Are you having a no good rotten horrible day?
If only I lived somewhere other than indiana.
That’s like living in a modern US Gulag
For Xmas we should get you a better state to live in
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fZL_tZxyBDo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UrXZ-Z-Bn2c
You are my favoUrite any I don’t care who knows.
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Man, vintage Springsteen lyrics are awesome but confusing
You can sing that to the tune of Thunder Road!
Figures that a bunch of Commies always end up performing well in California.
THANKS, Obama!!!!1111
The Heinie King has scored. Booooo!
GUH. Y’all can’t let the Commies win. Zombie Reagan will rise from the grave!
eeets a meeee, Joey-a-Booooosa!
Just found out my SIL is bringing her plague rat kids (age 5 and 7) to inlaws tonight. Which means in all likelihood I’m about to contract a virus and die. Nice knowing you all. You gotta unleash the dragon.
CORONAVIRUS: Fuck it, I’m going deep. Into this guy’s lungs. None of this pussy bronchial bullshit.
SERIOUSLY?
Lamb hitting the spin you use to celebrate 20 yds open in madden
This not turned into not fun so quickly.
McCloooooooud (thought was just something they yelled during MST3K)
Old Geezer Boo remembers it, but not a lot about it. Fought crime in NYC wearing a cowboy hat and riding a horse.
I only ever remember hearing that joke in POD People, which was the first episode I saw (and uncoonidentally is probably my favorite.)
Was it a reoccurring bit?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJkzmgPUBhQ&feature=youtu.be
As neutrals, the best part of the 500s win? It GUARANTEES that we get SNF after Week 18 (neither Tits nor Jaguras can clinch next week)
The one time I’m actually happy to be subjected to the Team-Formerly-Known-as-the-Redacteds game.
WOOP WOOP
Yew tell Mr. Nel he got him a Purdy mouth?
We’re both enjoying the Purdy offense so far (esp since the P*ts have been underwhelming this year)
https://twitter.com/HistoryInPics/status/1606438568142209024?s=20&t=P4vAvctLKShZyWPdfT6ltg
I have…questions. MANY questions.
Hey, Christmas race! (Some ML spoilers as I’ll do a full breakdown Wednesday.)
(Addendum: Hailfern, approximately equivalent to Halifax, is the home of the Snowballs and the site of the first team-hosted Marble League/Marbleympics in 2018.)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7WQ_4QUpNcA
True to form, the Balls of Chaos got eliminated in the first heat…
Scotchy v. DonT – Xmas Anger Rankings. WHO YA GOT??
Well, I just sent a text to Hermana Weaselo about what Senorita Weaselo got me.
And they both got me the same thing, so I guess if anyone wants a spare “Art Book of Spyro Reignited” you’re probably SOL since Hermana Weaselo’ll probably return the copy she got me.
It’s a gun rack!
The canned ham has turned rotten.
Too Much Water Added (smh)
This is fun!
WTF! Fucking Dak has gone mental.
Are the Houston Texans the best 1-12-1 team the NFL has ever seen??
Mayor shoulda left the power off at Tennessee
Those frozen newborns knew what they signed up for.
Boo! Put in Hurts!
Most unexpected Scorigami!
https://twitter.com/NFL_Scorigami/status/1606762887296475142
Minshew is the second coming of Foles IMO.
Kraft is off to the strip mall. Good game Bengals.
Afternoon Folks. Am assuming all the DFOers back East are smart enough to not go outside right now.
Seattle had our 2 days of winter end last night. Back to 51F and drizzle, Pacific air and no real problems, watching the rest of the country freeze or not fund their power grids. Stay warm folks.
How in my comments did you think I was smart?
I was out in the morning so Senorita Weaselo could leave where she was cat-sitting to go home. Fuck, man.
How far east do you have to go before you get smart? Spousal unit insisted I shovel the walk. so it was frozen tundra heart attack city for me.
True story – as kids (high schoolers, anyway) my brothers were shoveling walks for $20/walk. Guy said that was too much, and he’d do it himself. Died of a heart attack. Didn’t bother those two sociopathic little turds in the slightest. “Still be alive if he wasn’t a cheapskate.”