Your Very Next Christmas NFL Football Open Thread

We face the Eternal Question: Will Hippo nap through this tilt or will he keep his eyes open? We get yet another game that looked fantastic on paper back in the day but various wheels came off multiple busses, never to return.

To The Game!

Broncos/Rams:

-Was Cupp Important?: Judging by total yards gained the Rams have the very worst offense in the league. My guess would have been Houston or Atlanta or Denver or Pittsburgh or Indy or… You get it.

-One reason for the Rams failure there is injuries and a lack of depth on the o-line and having to trot out a different unit virtually every week. It’s strange that so many struggling offenses seem to have this in common. But one does not spend money on the unit that protects it’s most valuable asset-the qb. There’s a big disconnect in that thinking.

-The Rams rush game has shown a spark of life recently in that Akers has reached 60 yards in two of his last three but that’s small potatoes. (roasted in duck fat, mmm…)

-Nate Hackett (I mean, who goes by the name of Nathaniel, there’s your first clue) is a one-year wonder in that I don’t think he ever gets another shot as a head coach in the NFL.

-Don’t know enough about him to say anything one way or another (perhaps a Hippo thought is in order?) but is there a candidate for the job standing on the sidelines by the name of Ejiro (“Dreams of Sushi”) Evero? He’s done a phenomenal job of keeping his unit engaged and playing extremely well during a lost season.

Do your thing.

 

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yeah right

The gathering of the bros went great. I only had to intervene twice with “This is something we’re not discussing today.”

It was good to see them.

King Hippo

51-22, gauntlet is thrown!

King Hippo

Rams score on every Rams possession, plus one of ours.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Not this one!

King Hippo

Ha, I was totally charting the play clock and waiting for such an occurrence.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Woo hoo! Let ‘er Ryp!

King Hippo

44-14, Scorinami? How about 44-22??

Mr. Ayo

Nope.

44-18, 44-19, then 44-25 would be.

King Hippo

uh….what if 51 leads the way??

Mr. Ayo

18, 19, and 22 would work.

Mr. Ayo

50-20 or 50-22 would be though!

Mr. Ayo

Sigh, 51-22 would be as well.

Dunstan

“Fish House Punch” doesn’t sound like an appealing drink, but it is tasty.

King Hippo

Why go for 2? Because we can’t go for 29

Gumbygirl

Guys, I won’t be around for a bit. My father in law passed away this afternoon. Pour one out for a real one.

King Hippo

Good vibes for you and Mr. Gumby. Sounds like his soul was liberated, so I am glad he isn’t in pain anymore.

ballsofsteelandfury

So sorry Gumbygirl!

Please give our best to Gumby.

litre_cola

I am so sorry to hear that GG. Take care of Gumby for sure.

/glad to know you ain’t dead

Mr. Ayo

So sorry. We’ll be here when you’re back.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Condolences to Gumby and yourself.

Petronel

So very sorry. Hope things go as well as possible.

Senor Weaselo

Sorry for yours and Gumby’s loss.

yeah right

I’ll pour one out in his honor give Gumby a hug from all of us.

BugEyedBoo

I’m sorry for your and your husband’s loss.

Game Time Decision

Booo.
Condolences gumby family

King Hippo

Just give me 70 more yards and ONE FUCKING score, so fantasy relax

Mr. Ayo

Ask and you shall receive.

King Hippo

the key is asking to clear only the LOWEST of bars

Senor Weaselo

Let Russ get sacked twice in one play.