NYE 2022 Sportsball Late Thread

Welcome to the dregs of 2022.  Per tradition, Hippo will purposefully fall asleep before any countdown activity, unless the footy stays interesting, Lord knows it will need to outclass Meeechigan pantsing the Bloodeyes earlierUPDATE – Hippo predicts future not so goodly.  To the game!

Georgia (-5) v. tOhio State – Megatron’s Butthole/Millions of Peaches Bowl, National Semifinal #2 (8:00, ESPN)

I do have some residual qualms that everyone is overlooking the Treenutz, and that Ryan Day might be able to utilize same to spring the upset.  Theeeeeee has plenty of talent, after all.  But the Kirby Smart Dawgs have become the machine that Nick Saban’s Alabama have been for the past decade or so.  Even with a glorified walk-on playing/overseeing QB, it’s really a roster without any holes.  Make that a TWO DEEP without any real holes, and you start to grasp how difficult it is to gameplan for these,  Vegas seemingly agrees, as the spread has tightened by around a point and a half.  That means fuckshit, but I feel compelled to mention anyway.

Settle in and enjoy, get plenty of fluids/sleep so you don’t slack off during the first RedZone Day of 2023.  Scott Muthafuckin’ Hanson is counting on y’all, consarnit.

Also, fuck NY resolutions, but if you want to share yours with the class, feel free.

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Reclusive, vulgar Broncos fan. Also a proud fookin' Evertonian. Likely dropped on my head repeatedly as a small child. [Insert George Carlin quote followed by thoughtful nod.]
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TheRevanchist

Rumchata!

It’s two and a half hours into the new year and I’m trying to booze up to have a good sleep.

Merry new year, everybody!

yeah right

Holy shit I love my town.

It was pouring rain a few minutes ago but the skies cleared right before midnight and this town went off!

They love their fireworks here.

Woo!

Gumbygirl

Woo, sounds like D-Day outside. Happy New Year, my darling dears! Now get to bed, it’s late, fer Chrissakes!

yeah right

Happy fucking New Year you wonderful, wonderful people!

yeah right

I’ve only done this once in the last 15 years or so but I’m right here, right now, stomping on the terra.

yeah right

I resolve to keep doing what I’m doing.

Doctors orders.

Beerguyrob

Happy New Year everyone. I’m going to bed.

My resolution is to be around more often. Hopefully, once we ratify the contract I helped negotiate that’ll possibly be true.

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WCS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UlJtfbk1eRs

Of course Flanders has absolutely current tax information on hand at any time.

Don T

Happy, very happy new year. I can feel ’23 being all about “Eh. It’s been worse” and occasional spurts of euphoria. Awesome 🤪

yeah right

This guy?

This fucking guy?

I love this guy!

Gumbygirl

Happy New Year Mountain Time Zone! I don’t know if I’m gonna make it to Best Coast Midnight, but I will be here tomorrow for real football.

yeah right

Oh shit we’re getting biblical fucking rain right now. It’s fucking amazing.

Gumbygirl

Nothing here yet.

yeah right

Soon. And right damn proper too.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Happy New Year you miscreants!

yeah right

Goddamn right!

Brick Meathook

Here’s New Years Eve on the SS Poseidon, corrected for gravity:

https://vimeo.com/514109692

BugEyedBoo

Oh man, I loved that movie when I was a kid. The best of those 70’s disaster movies, by far.

yeah right

Followed by the Towering Inferno!

Gumbygirl

I like Airport too.

yeah right

George Kennedy owned that movie.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

HAPPY DFO NEW YEAR, EVERYBODY!

Brocky

First comments of the year?

FUCK ROGER GOODELL!

yeah right

Atta boy!

Brocky

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yeah right

Time for listicles:

Best movie I saw last year “Everything Everywhere All at Once.”

Best series was a toss up between Better Call Saul and Barry.

Best book was Sea of Tranquility by Emily St. John Mandel.

Was the last Tame Impala album this year? Because that was my favorite music this year.

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Gumbygirl

I don’t think I saw a movie this year. We were kind of busy with the moving. I loved Our Flag Means Death on tv. The new ones should be coming soon. I never remember the names of books, or authors, because marijuana, but I like Louise Penny, and other mystery writers who’s names escape me. I pillage the new books section at the library, they do the research for me! I don’t listen to a ton of new music, I have almost 50 years of stuff that I already love.

Don T

Flag is genius. I snicker weekly because I remember “polite menace”.

Horatio Cornblower

Movie: The Power of the Dog

Series: Both of those would be on my list. I won’t disagree with them, but will throw Reservation Dogs into the mix. That was fantastic

Book: I read East of Eden for the first time. That books is a goddamn sledgehammer.

Music: Haven’t bought an album/CD in years. I’ll throw in the Drive-By Truckers shows I saw at a Treehouse facility this summer.

yeah right

I’ve said it before because I’m so happy you found Steinbeck.

Read everything he’s written.

It’s the old rotten core of California and it’s fucking fantastic.

BugEyedBoo

Movie: Prey. Most of the movies I see are just bad Netflix or Amazon Prime, but Prey was really good.

Book: Debt: the First 5000 Years. Like The Dawn of Everything, it’s a different take on a lot of stuff you thought you knew.

Series: Wednesday, which shows exactly how much TV I watch. The Peripheral was good too. I now have a little crush on Chloe Grace Moretz in Future London. Rings of Power was hot garbage, and House of the Dragon was a snoozer to me, although it had its moments. I keep hearing I need to watch Andor.

Music: see above. I haven’t heard anything new I’ve liked in years, but that’s because I don’t seek it out anymore.

BugEyedBoo

I’ll throw a couple more on there, for us nerds.

Best Boardgame: Pan Am. https://boardgamegeek.com/boardgame/303057/pan-am . It doesn’t have a real good rating on BGG, but that’s because they’re wrong. It’s easy to teach and plays fast. Better than Settlers IMO.

Best Videogame: Cyberpunk 2077. It had a horrible rep on consoles, because of performance issues. But on my PC (was a good machine three or four years ago) it was perfectly fine, with no more issues than any other AAA title. You got boobs, you got blood.

WCS
Brocky

And the fireworks have started. The shih tzu is shaking.

He’s like one of those weeble wobble toys on top of a paint mixer

Brocky

I don’t know if it’s called a weeble wobble, just those plastic toys with all the rubber spikes,

Brocky

This thing. My dog is like one of these things

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Gumbygirl

Bumble ball. Why do I know that?

Gumbygirl

Wrap him tight in a blanket and hold him. Swaddling helps.

Brocky

Instructions unlear. Attempted to eat the dog like a burrito.

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In all seriousness my best trick is to put my coat on and stick em inside it while I’m still wearing it

Brocky

Note, this isn’t my dog

Gumbygirl

Don’t hold him in your mouth, silly! That’s a completely different dog. A wiener, if you will.

TheRevanchist

TCU and Georgia ain’t too bad.

Horatio Cornblower

Beats the hell out of Michigan vs. tOSU. Christ, I’m not sure I could have taken that.

WCS

Redshirt would have gone Full Bane.

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Horatio Cornblower

Hey, what happened to Bane next?

Redshirt

Nah, I’m steering into the madness and going Full Joker. The Harley Quinn Joker, not the Pheonix one.

Harley Quinn 3×06 HD “The Joker Intro” HBO-max – YouTube

Game Time Decision

Happy New Year DFO. May 2023 kick ass for you

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Got a feelin’ ’23 is gonna be a good year…

WCS

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Gumbygirl

Oh hell yeah!

BugEyedBoo

“Put 220 on the money, honey!”

Redshirt

My fault for using SHANK’LOR’s name in vain. I only have myself to blame. Beside the playcalling of course.

ballsofsteelandfury

That was the big thing. Why did they stop attacking???

Horatio Cornblower

Like everyone else in Ohio, they were told everything was rigged against them and it didn’t matter what they did.

BugEyedBoo

Because the Buckeye coaching staff are a bunch of morons.

Downfield Matriculator

This — you spend 3/4 of the game essentially marching down the field on UGGGGGA and then take your foot off the gas for one made FG . . . and then a missed one. Ryan Day clenched up just like he did the the Michigan game. Play to win or fuck right off. Derp.

Brocky

Aw shit I gotta stay up another hour?

Redshirt

I knew as soon as they stopped advancing the ball that the kicker would pull a Norwood. Fire Coach Day!

TheRevanchist

I think Hue Jackson might be available?

Mr. Ayo

Yeah! It’s time for Coach Night!

Gumbygirl

Coach Midnight, for diversity.

BugEyedBoo

Guy’s a fuckin’ jumped-up garage door repairman. Whatever they’re paying him, it’s too much.

Downfield Matriculator

Day man (ahh ah ah)

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

“Ruggles” sounds like a snack mix made out of Ruffles and Bugles.

Mr. Ayo

Just makes me think of Holey Moley which seems appropriate.

Horatio Cornblower

You have my attention.

Horatio Cornblower

Happy New Year one and all. Hopefully next year will be Kissinger-free!

Brocky

…. I know a guy, but he doesn’t come cheap.

Gumbygirl

We need some industrial strength Raid for that fucker.

Brocky

Lol the big fucking ten

BugEyedBoo

Was telling my brother that every team in the SEC is good, except for maybe Vandy. In the Big 10, you get Rutgers, Maryland, Nebraska (now) and Northwestern on your schedule.

Redshirt

2023 sucks! Bring back 2020!

Brocky

I can’t find the appropriate gif, but just imagine that bit from south park where Russell Crowe starts singing and his tug boat starts shouting no!

Redshirt

I can’t find the appropriate video. It is the ending to this episode of Married with Children.

I’M GOING TO DISNEYLAND ! (Married With Children) – YouTube

Horatio Cornblower

Missed that FG, (just like OSU’s kicker did!), as the ball dropped and Mrs. Cornblower pulled rank.

WCS

You didn’t miss anything, unlike OSU’s kicker.

ballsofsteelandfury

Wow

Gumbygirl

Wooooooooooooo!

Gumbygirl

Sorry Redshirt. But both of these games have been fun and action-packed, which isn’t the norm.

Recovery Whiskey

Blair Walsh would be proud

Mr. Ayo

Nailed It!

— B Walsh

Horatio Cornblower

I mean, I know that was a long kick, but holy shit that never had a chance.

WCS

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Gumbygirl

I just finished dinner. But Happy New Year to yinz, there in the future!

Brocky

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WCS

..and Redshirt vomits for the 19th time

Brocky

Like, in his life?

Thats not bad

Redshirt

Actually, it is near that number.

WCS

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Avoid those black and white cookies.

Brocky

I got mixed feelings on this.

I want redshirt to be happy, but ohio people don’t deserve happiness.

Especially those folks in akron

Horatio Cornblower

Same. Georgia sent two Dems to the Senate, Ohio sent JD Vance. Fuck ’em.

Horatio Cornblower

How does Georgia not have someone spying on OSU’s QB by now?

Senor Weaselo

Those poor fucks getting themselves drenched in Midtown. Did I say poor fucks? I mean dumbasses.

Horatio Cornblower

I hope they all get their pockets picked.

herodotus450

Meth producers vs. Meth consumers coming down to the wire. Not sure whih is which

Redshirt

Yes.

Mr. Ayo

Left too much time for the THEE Tree Nuts

WCS

OSU wins on a walk-off field goal.

Redshirt

You’re off by a word.

Redshirt

(grabs live chicken)

Where’s SHANK’LOR altar again?

Horatio Cornblower

/Me, sleeping on the altar

Huh, wha? Aww, shit!!

LemonJello

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Brocky

Lol great minds think alike eh?

Brocky

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