Well, two down and one more to go.
To The Game!
Ravens/Bengals:
-According to Schefter, that strategy that never, ever works may be employed by the Ravens. Yes, we’re talking about shuffling two qb’s in and out of the lineup. I guess the thinking has always been that it keeps a defense off-balance but it seems to prevent the offense from ever finding a rhythm.
-After shredding the Ravens D last year (partially resulting in the firing of Wink Martindale) Burrow has been kept relatively in check this year, throwing for under 400 yards combined in the regular season.
-Which begs the question, ‘what wrinkles will Ravens DC Mike McDonald and Cincy OC Brian Callahan unveil in this do-or-die game?’.
-Huntley called himself a game-timer earlier in the week (though he put in a full practice on Friday) leading to some Ravens fans going all-in for Anthony Brown, noting that he’s not afraid of going for the deep shot here and there which could loosen up the Bengals D. The egregious turnovers have been summarily ignored.
-Scoring Drought: It’s hard to believe (or easy, given Lamar’s status) but the Ravens haven’t scored more than one TD in any game since week 12. Thank bejeezuz they have Justin Tucker-they’ve leaned on him even more than usual lately.
-The loss of right guard Alex Cappa (he’s replaced by Max Scharping) may impact Cincy’s run game. He was their best lineman.
-Getting Dobbins touches will be essential for the Ravens-in the four games since his return from a knee injury he’s gained 397 yards.
Do your thing.
You’re brave driving in the rain!
What stumps me is that people should know to slow down in the rain, and be careful of large puddles. But no one in LA knows that. It’s fucking amazing at how bad they are on the 405 when there are just a few drops hitting the road. Just fucking baffling.
It’s a California-wide phenomena as far as I can tell. There’s also the other extreme where people go 30 mph on the highway in a slight drizzle
Hey folks!
I’m here. I’m good. I’ve learned not to take the losses so personally.
The Giants played a good game and we need a new defensive coordinator fucking stat!
Guess I’ll get my ass into the kitchen.
You can also never go wrong with blaming Kirk Cousins! And it was probably a more entertaining game to lose than next week at Santa Clara would have been
Agreed… Enthusiastic agreement
Welcome to the pity party Buddy
Early Sunday Gravy??
My old champ. Still looks good (way over 10 years old now) still cooks good.
here’s how my night went
we go tto my wife’s cousins house, i kind of hate htime, kind of dont’
tv is on, no volume, people are playing some diphsit game
i say, “hey can we turn the volue up?”
“No. We’re enjoying time with the family.”
Me, inside my head, “I want to eat your brains. you cunt.”
Then, we have to play word games. fuck? what? there s a game on.
word games, not bad, not good.
my wife’s cousin is in theseminary. i yell esus christ mltiple times, i apolgozie. he’s goocl.
FINALLY
Seoncd half, we put the fuckgn soudn on.
i drink more beers, do multipel shots., heart broken, greg roman shoud die of rickets.
drive home, get hassled because i vape.
yep, i’m drinkging even more now. otu of spit. spite.
At least you’re not in jail.
The night is young.
Excuse me stewardess… I speak jive…
God fuck i’m just . . .just drinking. fuck it fuck being a fan.
Agreed
Switch to cigars, make them beg for vape.
There must be a booze brand called Spite, and bonus points if it’s citrusy and rips off the Sprite logo
Raining like crazy out this morning, no run, guess I will lift weights while listening to music at wake up the neighborhood level. I do try to blend in here.
If you really want to blend in, I’m assuming you’ll be shirtless.
No they don’t deserve that. A Packers hoodie is what they deserve.
As long as no pants
And waste a perfectly good blaze orange set of Speedos… No ma’am…
Safety orange! If anyone shoots you they can’t get away with pretending they thought you were a deer!
Bet dat
Zymm…you gotta stop feeding pastries to the vermin, they’ll catch the diabeetus!
Cincinnati Bengals on Twitter: “Quick read before we head to Buffalo https://s.w.org/images/core/emoji/14.0.0/svg/1f440.svg https://t.co/DywRoCtdm0” / Twitter
Yo what the heck is up with nfl Twitter today
https://postimg.cc/SjRJyQ4f
Oh geez, the kids down the bar talking about how they don’t like NYC because it’s so hard to get around compared to LA and yeah there are some decent parties but no good restaurants
I mean….. They’re not completely wrong. Visiting my brother in New York was like pulling teeth to get him to engage in the night life
But in what world is it easier to get around LA than Manhattan? And they specifically said ‘without a car’ which is just insane when NYC has both better transit and is more walkable. Also they don’t understand what a borough is, they were using it interchangeably with neighborhood, just, ugh. Also ‘LA has so much more nature than NYC’
They’re insane if they actually said the words “without a car”.
Either that or they think LA is made up of a five block area in Hollywood.
Barkeep lives across the street, but chickie who made the ‘without a car’ comment lives in Santa Monica
She must live in the apartment buildings they built where the metro stop is.
Hearing more of her conversation, I think she is just super special
Barkeep is actually pretty nice, poor gal slipped and broke her leg in Big Bear. Dumb Santa Monica chickie started talking about how it takes 5 hours to get an ambulence up there despite that directly contradicting barkeep’s personal experience
It may not be environmentally friendly, but it is much more convenient to get around LA in a car than in NYC. Also, I’m sure LA is relatively cheaper than NYC.
I’m guessing whichever place you aren’t familiar with is more expensive. I can still get around NYC cheaply based on living there 20 years ago, but I find LA to be stupid expensive
I was thinking more expensive for food. Transport is crazy cheap in NYC and way better than LA.
I was thinking of food, basically locals know the cheap delicious places and they generally aren’t places you would just drop in if walking around or getting recommendations
Also the right neighborhoods and what to check for before sitting down
You are right. I was chatting with a co-worker the other day that lived in NYC. We agreed that LA is VERY similar to NYC in that you really have to get to know the city so it will reveal its secrets to you. Once you learn them, it becomes a completely different city.
Where are you so some guy I know can inflict violence?
You know, a guy. Mr., uh, Olesaew. From someplace, far away.
The LA Proper Downtown rooftop bar
Tell them there’s a cool bar down on 5th and San Pedro…
It’s actually a pretty slick spot and the stuff here is tasty, but I kind of want to punch someone with brass knuckles that read ‘on trend’
Btw, 5th and San Pedro is the middle of Skid Row. Don’t you go there.
So the guy at the desk when I checked in made a point of telling me where it was safe to walk around here
Yeah, you’re in a tricky spot. Fashion district is safe during the day but sketchy at night. South of you is sketchy period. West and North are your best bets.
Yup, he called it the ‘safe wedge sandwich’ and I enjoy that terminology. Seems like it’s gotten sketchier overall than when I was last here
Is he related to Maestro?
Did he ask if you are packing any heat?
Can I at least drive down there and knock their stupid Trilbys off their heads?
Still funny
Todd heap
Dennis pitta
Mark Andrew’s
So are the ravens drafting white tight ends are purpose to make up for Shannon sharpe
Sorry for the loss, Fozz. Good season.
What he means to say is:
DO YOU KNOW WHERE YOU ARE? YOU’RE IN THE JUNGLE, BABY!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o1tj2zJ2Wvg
Nah, if I wanted, I’d post this, but I respect JJFozz enough to know if I get on his bad side, my body will be located scattered across five states.
Who Dey Nation – YouTube
Uh, he hasn’t posted in a while, do we have his location?
I believe he has been spending time with the in-laws.
He may be in jail.
I’m thinking his wife may have slipped some Xanax in his bourble and he’s happily napping or whatever happens when you mix those
I finally remembered where I saw that look on Sam Hubbard’s face during the Fumble Return TD.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gozRrRCtj6E
So, Bengals/Bills won’t be at a neutral site?
Nope because the NFL hates the Bengals for not playing on.
Great to see John Laroquette’s investments have done so well that he’s willing to shit all over the legacy of the original Night Court.
Laroquette’s reaction to his agent about Night Court revival.
The West Wing – I will kill people, Leo – YouTube
Redshirt right now:
kiiiiittttttyyyyy!!!!
Still alive. -ish.
These Bengals are going to give Redshirt a heart attack.
The cardiac cats!
Huntley did better than I thought he would. Good game all around. But fuck the ravens.
/Edgar Allen Poe rises from the grave
NEVERMORE
So does Lamar text the GM tonight or first thing tomorrow morning?
No, he waits for the text. Then ignores it until the end of the day. Then needs to get spotted in Denver and Las Vegas before replying “new phone, who dis”.
Ohh they almost got that too
Fail Mary Ravens Style
CAT TRIUMPHS OVER BIRD
“Finally!” — Sylvester
Ho. Lee. Fuk.
The fuck are you calling time out for on 4th and 20 with 6 seconds left? Play the fucking game.
4th & 20, season on the line?
I’ve seen this before. Channel your inner 500’s Ravens. You got this.
Narrator: They didn’t got this
Deep breath Redshirt
…goooose…fabra….
If the Ravens get a delay of game penalty on the last play of the game Imma laugh so hard
“Delay of game? What’s that?” — Skyler Thompson