Hey, was anyone surprised to read that Joe Judge was an extremely shitty qb coach and that he alienated other coaches and players on the Pats, especially Mac Jones, his primary responsibility? Word has it he’s been relieved of that job but will stay with the team in a reduced role. The pathetic dude will be coaching high school in five years for sure.
/thanks, I needed to get that off my chest
To The Game!
Niners/Eagles:
-San Fran has not allowed an rb to rush for more than 70 yards in 27 straight tilts. This year they allowed an average of only 79 yards per game-but more about that later.
-In what figures to be a close game it might be noteworthy to mention that the Eagles went for it on 4th down 32 times, converting 22 of them-that was good for second overall. Across the aisle, Baby Shanny leans towards old school thinking in that he likes to turn things over to his D, trying to win the field advantage game as well as trying to get turnovers.
-It says on the intranets that a rook qb has never won a Conference Championship game. One of the reasons that Purdy has been successful is that he is more slippery in the pocket than Jimmy G. This takes me back to the Giants ’91 Super Bowl win and the runup to it. When Simms went down he was replaced by Jeff Hostetler who was much more mobile and defenses weren’t able to adjust in time. I think Purdy is benefiting from the same sort of circumstance.
-When Philly has lost they’ve given up some big rushing totals. The Commies beat them and ran for 152, the Cowboys went for 115 and the Saints had 129.
-Under The Radar Guy: Keep an eye on Niners wr Jauan Jennings-if he’s in on 1st or 2nd down they are likely running the ball because he is an exceptional blocker. If he’s around for 3rd down Purdy will likely be looking for him as his nickname is “Third and JJ”.
-Philly was second in the league for explosive pass plays. (gains of 20+ and 40+ yards) Hurts ended up 4th in deep pass DVOA and 5th in completed air yards per pass attempt. The Niners have given up a pass of 46+ yards in their last five games. Some wr’s have had great games against them-Lamb had 117, Davante 153, JuJu 124 and MVS had 111.
-Since week 13 the Eagles have played only one team that has a defensive DVOA better than 16th in the league-in those games they averaged 33.6 points but vs the Saints (#1 overall) they scored a mere 10.
Have at it.
Why go for 2 here?
Okay good
Asshole Eagles trying to go for 2. Im gonna love with Burrow buries them
Sorry Boston Scott, these aren’t the Giants you are seeking.
Niners D has gotta just be frustrated as hell by now, I would let them score just so I could go into the locker room and sit down
Boston Scott with a score like he was facing the San Francisco (formerly New York) Giants.
Where’s Gregg Easterbook’s notebook? I want to write game over in it before I light it on fire.
Well, this is bullshit
Fitzpatrick, paging Mr Fitzpatrick
It’s a 1/2 hour before supper time and guess who just showed up unannounced? The fucking MIL.
Have you tried moving?
I feel your pain. i’m going to my sister in laws for dinner, and my MIL will be there in all her hateful glory. you can bet your sweet ass I’ll be talking about the events in Memphis at dinner.
What does the ghost of 28-3 look like?
Oh hey, Josh completed a pass! Oh, and then that happened
Eagles gave enough time for Gosh Johnson to make a play it seems
Now, now, I’m sure the rest of the 49ers still have faith in Josh Johnson
/BAHAHAHAHAHA
SUDDEN CHANGE!
this fucking QB
Argh
Oh, for fucks sake!
Every time the entire defense runs to the endzone after a turnover/dead ball = delay of game.
And what’s with all that hippety-hop music and them droopy drawers?
Scored too fast? It’s Josh Johnson
/Shanahan puts on Cloak of Yards After Catch
What a wild game. One team’s QB is Hurts. The other team’s QB is just Hurt.
If the outro music isn’t that REM song I’ll be very disappointed.
They can’t do Nine Inch Nails, can they?
They could get away with Johnny Cash’s cover I bet.
bullshit Zebra gifted TD drive
Gainwell with the big run. Well, what else would you expect of him?
I’d say great minds, but…are we?
I’m leaning ‘yes’ but I may be biased.
Well at least he has the right last name for this
Wrapped around his waist at no point. Brutal, nonstop jabber from the chuckling clown in the TV box.
Yes. Shut the fuck up Gregg Olsen, you Marmalard!
That was obviously a hold as well. Good jerb BLEEERGH.
if you squint you can see a thursday night football game happening
Eagle Offense basic tricks aren’t working against the Santa Clara Defense Warriors
Holy crap, Philly has no respect for Ward at all.
(checks if parlays that involve a CMC TD)
Family Guy – Good, good – YouTube
This will be the best story by a McCaffrey since Dragonriders of Pern
Eagles Defense is super suspect. have been all year. Run a train on these Birds
This is what happens when you don’t wrap up.
Just ask WCS
Uf. CMC’s a tank
3rd String QB Hero hurt. Best defender hurt. Skycam got hit. Now the 1st string chains are out.
What’s next?
Dammit Cody Parker! You’re going to pay for this!
Comish assassinated.
So this game is CMC v. Eagles
McCaffrey with a “fuck you” run right there.
Maybe they aren’t ded yet!
bad ass white boy
No-um saying’?!?
Reminds me of a young Peyton….Hillis.
/not really
That’s better
That was a great run.
4 broken tackles.
Coach Shanahan: “Its too bad we don’t have a guy like Christian McCaffrey who turns easy checkdowns into 1st downs.”
Josh Johnson: “We do have him, Coach.”
Coach Shanahan: “We do?”
(McCaffrey sheepishly raises his hand)
Coach Shanahan: “Okay, let’s start doing that.”
Well timed
Prescient comment is prescient.
Backup chains? Go ask Alice.
“Grip strength” will always make me laugh.
Both these defenses hit really hard.
Unfortunately, the tackling is what stops people.
KC has the worst remaining defense
That Peyton Manning commercial makes me want to burn everything down.
OMAHA!
/strikes match
Santa Clara winning the field position battle!
final score 7-3
One time on madden, I won the superbowl with a final score of 5-0.
I don’t know why I thought of this, but here we are
and the Eagle fans will tell themselves they just beat the ’84 49ers. This Philly team is cruising for a bruising
Damn, that was impressive in multiple ways!
soooooooooooo close
Trainer: “Can you grip the ball?”
Purdy: [puts hands down pants] “Ouch! Yes, it hurts but I can grip both of them.”
Trainers: [shaking head] “Fucking rookies.”
Trainer: “Be ready, you’re about to trip balls”
Purdy seems like he would be a lightweight
And Joe Biden’s approval ratings take another hit…