Your friendly Puerto Rican good life enthusiast is not able to take care of tonight’s Open Thread as he has some pressing business to attend to. (read: hot date with spicy Latina). By the way, the term Spicy Latina is redundant.
Tonight, we have what is affectionately called around LA as the Gay Super Bowl. There will be MANY Oscars parties where people will congregate and talk about the outfits, the gossip, and the awards without anyone actually watching more than a handful of the movies nominated.
Seriously, it really is the perfect comparison.
I am talking about this because, as your resident LA resident that has friends in the industry, I can confidently tell you that I have been to such parties and they are as awful as you think.
The worst part is that you can’t really play the sensitive guy to pick up on a girl because her gay best friend already has you beat in the sensitivity department and he knows much more about fashion than you do.
So, the answer is just to not go, right?
Wrong!
If you have a girlfriend, you are legally bound to go else you risk a breakup. Your buddy with the girlfriend will need you to go with him so he has someone to talk to.
It’s your duty as a friend to do this.
In closing, I want to say 3 things:
- Never ever ever ever ever ever ever ever EVER date an actress.
- I have no idea what movies are nominated and that’s okay.
- Hugh Grant was excellent in Operation Fortune as was Aubrey Plaza although the movie itself felt like it could have been better. I dunno, it was weird.
This song is dedicated to Horatio:
Which celebrity is your favourite? Have at it in the comments!
UPDATE!!
Yeah Right has created a NCAA Tourney Pool over at ESPN.com. It’s free to join and the water is warm!
Link:
https://fantasy.espn.com/tournament-challenge-bracket/2023/en/group?groupID=2900413
Password: DFO
Did everybody go to bed? My night is just beginning:
I allllnost did an airport all nighter Thursday night. Our flight got pushed back, so I finagiled a flight for the next morning, and got better flight home today as well.
I would havebjust crashed there, but no way my poor mother could have done it
Oh I’m not spending the night in SLC. I’m on a plane bound for beautiful Baltimore.
Don’t think that makes it any better.
I’m gonna say au revoir. Gumby has a doctor’s appt at 11 tomorrow. Crack of dawn!
Have we met Dawn before?
So I got off the plane and I see Brendan Frasier and Michelle yeah won
Of course the first time in years they might have been watching I was on airplane mode
Did you have fun in Vegas, like we told you to?
Yes I did.
Probably less drugs than recommended, but it worked for me
I smothered my chicken, it was very good. Thanks for the inspiration, Yeah Right! And I’d like to thank the Academy…
Now I need someone to clean up my kitchen, it is thoroughly trashed.
The captain is a good boy. The problem is the captain lacks opposable thumbs and higher cognitive brain functions.
I was on a flight earlier today.
No dogs were on it.
0/10 would not fly again
19-4 is unbelievable.
That’s -57°C for those who speak metric
Nippy.
Stephanie Hsu is going to steal that trophy and put it on the bagel.
May need outside input on the who’s hotter, Halle Berry or Jessica Chastain debate raging on our couch
All I know is that being in a Halle Berry / Jessica Chastain
tacosandwich would be so righteous.The answer is yes.
17 and fucking 4 people!
Much worse than last year, gonna run laps
I got killed this year, going to try to actually watch the movies next time.
“I know how you feel. I got killed last year.” – Shinzo Abe
Yeah but I didn’t have it coming.