Monday Morning Mock Drafts: Plant It!

Good morning.  Whoever had “Week 4” (is it 5?  Maybe it’s 5), in the “When Will Horatio Forget To Have The Mock Draft Ready To Go First Thing In The Morning?” please go to the window and collect your winnings.

I meant to get this done last night, but Mrs. Horatio had some ideas about other things she wanted to get done and, well, that took precedence.  And I’m happy to report that the new paint job in the kitchen looks very nice, and blends well with the new cabinetry.

I have two topics to consider today, one from RTD and one from BFC. Because this is a rush job I am going with Rikki’s; BFC’s is very good, but I need to put some thought into my pick and I don’t have enough time to both think and get this thing posted ahead of my 10:00 am conference calls.

Rikki suggested “Plants”, which is both a solid topic and one where I can make my first pick with ease.  Rikki gave me the topic and some examples, but didn’t say which he would pick first, so I’ll be making the first pick.

The humble tomato.  Tastes good, and it’s the only thing I’m consistently able to grow in what I laughingly call a garden each summer.  At least high enough to the point that the groundhogs can get to them early each morning and eat them right off the vine.  Last year, (drought year in CT), I actually had better luck with peppers, but that’s the first year I had any success with them, so tomatoes it is.

The rest of you are on the clock.  The rules are 1) is it a plant? and 2) do you like it?  It does not have to be edible.  Many of you are thinking of the same plant right now, and I almost took it first just to avoid the rush, but I don’t use that plant and therefore thought it would be too mean.  First come, first served.

No commissioner this week as I’m down to 3 minutes left.

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King Hippo

Fat bastard Sean Payton at least believed in paying retail for OL. Dear God, I hope we bought correctly.

LemonJello

I’m no expert, but these aren’t the worst turnstiles on the market.

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Gumbygirl

How is your pup doing?

Redshirt

These Bengals, I call them my parents but n their Wedding Night because the safeties are gone and that will only result in a disappointment happening nine months from now.

DJ TAJ

They showed the sad “T” lying at his feet being spat upon.
Yes I did do it on purpose.

DJ TAJ

No, wait, that’s better.

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DJ TAJ

I saw one of the writers from this fine establishment mention the Great Briton uni’s the other day. Hope I don’t get Blaire Witched for this but did you see what that great nation put on their heroes today?

Something looks wrong with your T dude

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Gumbygirl

Gumby chooses cabbage, because he is The Fartmeister.

Gumbygirl

Gorgeous.

BeefReeferLives

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Gumbygirl

I thought I was done, but I just needed more thyme. Get it?!!!

Col. Duke LaCross

Nothing fancy, Jalapeños. Are they the hottest pepper? Nope, so you can’t beat your chest about eating them, but they’re awesome pickled on nachos, great chopped up fresh in things. Stuffed with cheese and wrapped in bacon? Fuck yeah. And ground up in a crema sauce for a touch of background heat. Versatile as fuck.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

And you can fire roast them, too. Good choice.

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Game Time Decision

Pineapple. Have no idea if there’s different kinds, and don’t care. But fresh, not the canned stuff and not stuff that’s got more miles on it than my car and is harder than a fucking rock

Game Time Decision

FUCK, was just about to pick these.
Great late round value

Gumbygirl

Final pick, I need some fruit too. Howsabout some raspberries?

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Good pick – best fruit available.

BugEyedBoo

Rainier Cherries. Give me enough of those and I’d burst like Mr. Creosote.

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

And now we continue our salute to President Zachary Taylor

Sharkbait

Are we drafting obscure presidents now? Franklin Pierce come on down!

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

“George W. Bush!” – Barbara, accidentally letting a dark family secret slip

BugEyedBoo

The 13th president, Millard Fillmore!

Gumbygirl

Did he burst? Cool!

Gumbygirl

I need veggies for my risotto. Asparagus, for the smelly pee!

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

5. Need to fill the fruit position so I’ll go with a nice simple peach tree. It wasn’t my intention to basically reassemble the Confederacy, but I think it makes for a very solid squadron.

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TheRevanchist

Damn. I’ve been jizzing all damn morning with the NFL news. Holy shit balls, this is a fun day of news!

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

TOP JIMMY HE’S THE KING (of the Raiders)

LemonJello

DangeRuss getting some O-line cooking help.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Given the hair splitting, I will select Reed Avocadoes as my final pick.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

NICE!

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Sweet Lord Jesus how high could that man jump?

LemonJello

Hey all you Gin drinkers!

6th pick: Juniper

YOINK!

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SonOfSpam

Sloe down.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Doesn’t “sloe” sound like a racial slur?

ballsofsteelandfury

I’m going to go ahead and pick mango. Surprised it’s still available. Probably because Don T isn’t around.

ballsofsteelandfury

In case you ask, I’ll go with the Ataúlfo.

ballsofsteelandfury

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Don T

#ElQueSabeSabe 😛

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scotchnaut

High-larious.

BeefReeferLives

The San Pedro Cactus.

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The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem

Is Donnie Brasco still on the board?

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Terri Schiavo is.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

You’re saying a vegetable isn’t a plant?

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Always a vegetable in my and/or Bill Frist’s heart

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Gumbygirl

I need shallots for my risotto. I am the Lady of Shallot. ” A curse be on her, if she stays”

Gumbygirl

And yes, I know it’s Shalott.

2Pack

Mushrooms.

The edible ones. Risotto with the other kind is truely… to die for.

2Pack

Just noticed these were addressed earlier, and apparently they are not a plant? Still do my best proofing after I press send. And if mushrooms are really not plants… Robert Plant is on the board fer cryin out loud…

BrettFavresColonoscopy

You’re really going to argue that a Plant isn’t a plant?

Game Time Decision

/pushes up glasses
Mushrooms are a fungus and not a plant
//takes hit from inhaler
so not eligible for this draft
///wedgies himself out of the room

BrettFavresColonoscopy
Game Time Decision

Big Mike or Cavendish? Or something else

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Is the former a dick joke?

I guess Cavendish. Horatio, look what you’ve wrought.

Game Time Decision

Big Mikes were the bananas we all ate before the Cavendish. Think there was something that wiped all the Big Mike trees out. Something similar to what’s happening with the Cavendish today. All banana trees are a copy of one, so not good for diversity. And with them being more or less seedless, trying to find disease resistant trees has been a challenge
I read that the reason that banana flavour sometimes tastes funny is that this is what the Big Mike tasted like and we’re all used to the Cavendish

LemonJello

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SonOfSpam

The magnificent corpse flower in full-stench bloom!

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scotchnaut

A few doses of penicillin oughtta clean that right up. That flower should use protection going forward.

Gumbygirl

Picking again, because I was at the doctor. Garlic. I need it for my risotto, which I need because Purple Haze.

Gumbygirl

I’ll take arborio rice, for risotto.

BeefReeferLives
scotchnaut

The boozehound within reminds me that you can make wine from dandelions.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

And lilacs, according to Jeff Buckley!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5PC68rEfF-o

Game Time Decision

pick 5, I’ll take everyone’s favoUrite vegetable: Broccoli

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

“Wow, I’ve never seen Eli this biased against a team before!” – an ESPN producer next season

LemonJello

5th pick: Manzanilla Olive

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LemonJello

“Which tree has the best branches for making switches?”
-A. Peterson

SonOfSpam

mmmmm…unprocessed guacamole

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

If Horatio’s madness is consistent, I demand to know if these are Haas

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I knew I waited too long to grab that one. Makes good firewood, too.

yeah right

Since the broader categories have been broken down into varietals how about I start some chaos and choose a Jersey Beefsteak tomato?

BeefReeferLives

Venus fly trap. They get rid of disease carrying insects, and are just plain cool.

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