We’ve been through a lot, you and me and Scott Hansen, haven’t we? But it’s not quite over just yet-a tasty NFC East scuffle is before our very eyebulbs.
To the Game!
Cowboys/Giants:
-Stinking Dallas has had New York’s number recently, having won 11 of the last 12 ‘showdowns’. (hard to call it that when one of the participants has been so inept)
-Waller’s hammy-from everything I’ve read-doesn’t seem to concern coaches and training staff that much. He reported tightness on Friday so was given a break as a precaution. As indicated in training camp, a fair amount of things the Giants want to do on offense depend on him being on the field-not necessarily catching the ball per se but just having the D account for him.
-Look for some hot shots downfield headed towards rookie Jalin Hyatt. He’s a fella with 4.38 speed, the likes of which New York hasn’t seen in quite some time. Though the sample is quite small relative to other qb’s, Dimes is very accurate on throws of 20+ yards.
-Deuce Vaughn, (I shall call him Shrimp Toast) the 5’5″, 173 pound rookie running back on the Cowboys seems to be just the kind of player that will befuddle the Giants D. He’ll follow in the fine tradition of Jason Witten, D-Jax and Boston Scott as a talent that New York has no answer for. I’m not looking forward to the next half decade or so.
-As noted in my Giants preview, the D is going to start two rookies (Banks and Hawkins) as boundary cornerbacks. I’m sure they’ll be fine at some point but at times it’s going to be painful to watch. This scenario is what happens when you have a dearth of talent at one position so it’s somewhat expected.
Do it.
make that sound my background music
BAH GAWD THAT’S SPUR’S MUSIC HE’S HERE HE’S HERE TONIGHT LIVE
You can’t backdoor at a Hyatt, that’s a Hilton move.
That’s hot…
It’s good strategy for the Cowboys to punt there, because it gives the defense a chance to score another TD
Special thanks to the Cowboys for blowing out the Giants right now. It makes me feel like I’m not missing anything because I have to watch Girlzilla and Toddlerzilla as the Mrs. checks on a work crisis.
Does she work for the Giants?
It’s good that the Giants are raising money and awareness of suicide, but yall are kind of undoing that with this game.
My first job when I moved to California was as a cameraman for a documentary photographing this exact plane at Edwards AFB. shot the pilots suiting up in space suits, getting into the plane, engine start-ups, takeoff (looked exactly like this) and then when they returned 90 minutes later after flying around half the U.S. they did three fly-bys for us. The pilot gave me a souvenir pin that is sitting on my desk right now.
Slow
All I’m saying is the Vikings rallied from a bigger deficit to beat the Clots.
Whatever happened to her?
Turned 30?
Great commercial. Now I wish I was watching “Anchorman” instead of this shit game.
Smart. If NYG could have kept that timeout, perhaps they could have gotten in range to miss a third FG in hilarious fashion.
What the hell could Daniel Jones be looking at in those photos on the sideline?
It’s hard to develop a pass play in 0.7 seconds.
Tinder matches.
His stock portfolio?
He’s checking out Only fans
“This is the guy we need to take out back and shoot”
Eli sent him a picture of his fake check he received.
All the NYFD hats in the world wont stop this dumpster fire
Banner
Oh, Ga-no!
The hobos of Ontario better get their track shoes on.
Gary Gnu? MOAR LIEK GUH-NO!!!
missed
Nailed It!
– B. Walsh
A FG? Really? HAHAHAHA!
uhhhhh, what HBO show is this from?????
White Lotus S2
White Lotus
oh, methinks I will skip ahead to S2 (that’s been on me list)
Daddario is in S1
What is this from and why am I not watching it instead of this game?
It’s not porn, it’s HBO.
Not current HBO anyway
love this.
I love that the non-competitiveness allowed me to finish my column before #4thPill even wore off.
Looking forward to trying to decipher it, Hieroglyphic Hippo!
Now someone divide his salary by number of catches so we can get annoyed by that stat all year.
Or number of bathrooms in Russell Wilson’s house.
Cooper Rush could play the second half and this game would still end like 42-3
I don’t want to get on Jones too much, because his offensive line is more a theory than a fact, but he got all that money based on one game.
I know it happened last season. But these ain’t the 2022 Humps and/or Vikes here.
timeout for the punk ass Giants
They seem nice
Margie Taylor-Greene Jr in the middle
Danny NFTs
Well NYC, you still have the Jets on MNF…
*New Jersey
(checks crate)
You mean The Hurt Locker?
Goddammit.
I seriously considered googling “crate training for sex dwarves” today. My senile old man ramblings in a few decades are going to be so very embarrassing.
FBI Agent: “Yeah. For ‘sex dwarves.’ No it’s the guy in Carolina who’s played 300 years of Footy Manager. Yeah, code-name ‘Gilkey.’ No, he’ll lose interest and take a nap within an hour. I wouldn’t scramble anyone.”
Dallas all up that Giants ass. Cronus better come to help
Most of these fans haven’t been this disappointed since, well this afternoon when Dominguez tore his UCL.
Ol’DubbleJ is going to double the usual order of hookers and blow for the flight home tonight.
halftime. hes having them at halftime
Because my fantasy teams took a drubbing today, I have to listen to Collinsworth, and it was my birthday this weekend, Im having Highland park 12
Give Dimebag his guaranteed moneys. What could possibly go wrong?
“the nfl is about scoring points.”
if it wasnt every game would be 0-0 cris, stfu
Pretty sure it’s about hoovering up huge sums of money through rank hypocrisy.
A dance so nice we’ve showed it twice.
This is not a complaint.
Metlife Stadium, I call it a bakery because the Giants’ are serving turnovers left and right.
can i get a bear claw?
This game is going to be a bigger blowout than the German fetish night sponsored by fiber one.
I took my Docalax at 5, and just downed my 14 doses of Miralax, for either 1) my endoscope and colonoscopy tomorrow morning, or 2) as a result of this game. I’m not sure which.
dont even think mccarthy can fuck this up
he’ll try tho
I’m going to the pool, later gators.
Fuck Yeah. Dallas D does the NFL!!!!!!!!!
https://www.instagram.com/p/CwkyVHvRP4J/?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==
i see eli apple struggles to cover up off the field, too
Since the Giants suck, let’s have Mike/Cris remember some things!!!
Let’s remember Kadarius Toney. A wonderful Giant, whose skill level is about the same as Danny Dimes.
I don’t get advertising a car to consumers by showing that the people that use this car are idiots.
But then again, I don’t have a degree in advertising so what do i know.
My Youtube TV, that I literally never have trouble with, has crashed. I’m thinking it’s all the extra Sunday ticket people funneled into one game. My internet is fine. Shit.
It crashes for me too. Sadly that’s normal.