This has concluded my Week 1 thoughts. But did I or did I not mention the Tom Tupa reference pregame? I messaged my friend who is a Bills fan, shocked that the Jets won this game, because you’d expect the score to have been roughly the same as the Giants game. But let’s be real, there were no winners.
Except the new betting favorite to win the AFC East, the Miami Dolphins.
With that, to the news:
-In the wake of things, the NFLPA’s director Lloyd Howell called for all stadiums to change to grass. Not only that, but MetLife Stadium is planning already to make the change… for the 2026 World Cup.
Injury updates:
Panthers CB Jaycee Horn (hamstring) multiple weeks
Also “a few weeks” for Steelers WR Diontae Johnson (hamstring)
Seahawks sign OT Jason Peters due to their injuries. At the tender age of 41, Peters gets to join the 20-Season Club! (I have no idea if it’s a thing, but I made it up just now.)
-Not football related, but ESPN has an entire thing on the Biogenesis scandal, if you’re into that. Never forget that Ryan Braun got an arbitrator fired for his lies.
-Lastly, former WR Mike Williams has indeed succumbed to his injuries from a construction accident and passed away Tuesday. He was 36.
What’s on tonight?
Everyone’s nth-favorite EFL team
Welcome Back to Wrexham (7:00, ESPN)
A tale of two matchups:
Wild Card scrum: Tejas vs. Toronto (7:07, MLBN)
Battle for not-last: Yankees vs. Red Sox (7:10, MLBN)
WNBA playoffs?
Minnesota vs. Connecticut (First Round, Game 1) (8:00, ESPN2)
Chi**** vs. Las Vegas (Game 1) (10:00, ESPN)
Yeah, it’s slimmer pickins before the Prime slog tomorrow. Not that Vikings-Eagles is necessarily a bad matchup, but it’ll find a way.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fM6Jd6aoZtY
Is this a nonce free zone?
Yay for Internet Dad!
I love Cape Cod. I knew a girl in college who was from Falmouth, and some years later I would fly from California and visit her, three times. She showed me everywhere and I went all over Woods Hole and even met Dr. Robert Ballard and swapped a few submarine stories and movie stories as I had done VFX on the Titanic movie. Went to Plymouth and the Ocean Spray cranberry museum, sailed on Buzzard’s bay, and took a peak autumn leaf color drive all the way to Vermont and drove over every covered bridge we could find. Very good times; best sex ever.
Oh man, I was really waiting for the punchline and you delivered!
She was hotter than the sun but crazy. Fortunately, I was even crazier.
Alternate punchline: Yes, but the best sex was with Dr. Ballard
Something something Wood’s in the Hole.
I could post some completely fictional submarine jokes here that you could repeat and make your old man Gumby laugh.
Latest hurricane statement shows Lee passing off the coast (Yay!) But the timing is gonna be a bitch. Debating on riding out the glancing blow on the cape where we have a generator vs at home where we don’t.
Go to the Cape, stand on your rooftop shirtless shouting is that all ya got, ya facking pussy-ass fack?
You said you were going to FOB Cape Cod? What does FOB mean?
Stay safe and post updates, and take some photos.
Fresh Off the Boat?
That is where people from Cape Cod “hire” their help, since the Cape probably does not have anything as mundane as a Home Depot parking lot.
Forward Operating Base.
That’s the first thing I thought of, but I wasn’t quite sure of the context. I’m still not sure, although I’ve gleaned that you have two residences, you sly dog.
he done sued the absolute FACK outta that shark that done bit him
Me, too.
Ask nawt what your Nonce can do for you…
What about Prince Andrew?
A test post. Just getting my nonce on. This worked perfectly.
That’s more “noice” than “nonce.”
Mamma Mia!!
Perfect indeed!
Serena Grandi a ’70’s star, likely Marika’ s idol.
Just don’t say that in the UK
I like this picture.
“Are you eating cold cuts out of the fridge while looking in the fridge for something to eat?”
“Yes, yes, that is exactly what I am doing. I should eat some cheese too while I decide.”
I thought that was the way it was always done.
Thank you sir. In Vegas you will be privy to my backpack of Canadian snacks. Very useful, probably due to being a stoner but that is just nuance.
I look forward to visiting the dispensaries in Vegas, gotta stock up to survive the holidays.
God damn I wish I could go on this trip
I expect Deci was taking careful notes.
I’ve been in that red thing. It doesn’t exist anymore.
there’s a hymen joke somewhere but like the g spot i can’t find it
Very fun movie. Last good thing Val Kilmer did?
Except for a Psych cameo!
And Deja Vu, Top Gun 2 and MacGruber (though admittedly the last one falls under “good”, because I’m considering it not as a good movie, but as a fantastic torture implement that doesn’t leave any scars)
This week can’t end soon enough
You misspelled “world”
Woah, easy. No need to rush Sexy Friday like that.
She ain’t no nonce!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wiwsbg_tf4o
Hmm, whatever was done I can now see videos instead of the links only (at least on my tablet).
That’s true!! I hadn’t noticed that! Before, on mobile or tablet, you didn’t get video embedded
I see it on my phone! It’s not only fixed, it’s upgraded! Thank you, Nonce Killer! Noncinator! The Most Valid Lord of the Nonce!
Heading to FOB Cape Cod tomorrow to prepare for Lee. It’ll be offshore, but the Cape will probably see some tropical storm winds.
We still noncing around here?
DFO earlier
TEST NONCE
Does this work?
Are there any other angles. just to be sure its working?
Ok. It might be working.
Almost there?
I think one more will have it all locked in.
I aim to please
I can confidently say that it all appears to be working, for now.
Can you ask her to turn around maybe, just to be sure.
No nonce there Buddy.
Why yes it does.
That Dewey clip is as perfect as when I first watched it on MitM.
I wasn’t the right age to truly appreciate the brilliance of MitM, but I have no idea what that age would actually be.
Life is unffaaaiiiiirrrr!