Bearistocrats! (+6) at Commies (8:15, Amazon Prime)
What a country. Our FITBAW fix served up to us by….our home delivery overlords. The feed was shitty last week, at least for me. Or the last time I watched? I may have over-napped last week.
Anyway, I have a random feeling that Chi**** wins this. Is it mostly Hippo hating Rebecca Malone way, waaaaayyyyyy MOAR than Strawberry Fields (who is really just an amiable dope, in my view)? MAYBE. But I expect them to run the ball this week, and wait for the Commies to fuck up (ie, turn the ball over – Ms. Malone’s specialty). I take their semi-competence at the Iggles on Sunday with a grain of salt. Division games are weird, and PHI has played in second gear most of 2023 (to date),
Fantasy advice? Khalil Herbert. Maybe Cole Kmet. The Bearistocrats! D/ST, if you are a true riverboat gambler (unlike Ron Rivera, playing for OT on the road against a superior opponent). Vodka Hippo (aka Stoma Fuckers Utd.) will play DJ Moore, but I expect Rivera to scheme to limit him. I just have no good options/alternatives.
Anyway, it will be hilarious to see all the Chi****land HAWT TAEKS gnashing their teeth about screwing up draft position. But take consolation in the Black Panthers falling to 0-5 this weekend. Inshallah, it is written.
Oh wait, maybe you is thinkin’ “Hey Hippo, I wanna have a laugh about someone fatter and shittier than me!” – well, Josh Marshall has ya covered.
Enjoy your booze, pills, and/or intoxicants of choice.
I just woke up. How fares Europe?
Well, they haven’t had a hit since “The Final Countdown,” but it still brings in royalties from sports arenas, so they’re alright I guess.
I still hear it every time I visit Germany, they just can’t let that one go.
Partly cloudy, mid 80’s, and sadly fewer halter tops and micro shorts on da women’s…
According to Brighton fans, Marseilles is a shithole
https://old.reddit.com/r/BrightonHoveAlbion/comments/170ym2l/brighton_chant_after_marseille_22_draw_thanks_to/
Chase Claypool is the real winner tonight. Without him, none of this would be possible.
Give him a gameball!
He’s a jagoff Jay Cutler.
Wow!
Lol I just saw someone on the post game wearing a trubisky jersey
@LemonJello, you said you were counting jerseys of teams not playing, does that include redacteds?
THE LAST TIME I SAW THIS MANY BEARS SO HAPPY IT WAS THREE FOR ONE SHOTS AT THE MANHOLE STRIP CLUB
Riverboat Ron is demoted to OceanGate Titan Ron.
Credit to Gatorades.
innertube ron
Gonna get sappy for a econd:
If it werent’ for tis communicty, and the fun you al bring on a daily basise, i woudl be a scrayz crazy as a shit outse rat.
Trying again. “Crazy as a shithouse rat”. That is a family saying. I have no idea where it came from. Maybe the fact we are all fuckgin stoned to the bone insane.
The fumes starve their little ratty brains of oxygen, you see
Love you too, Fozz. Go sober up
All credit for that win to Dick Butkus hanging out in the Neitherworld waiting room.
He just blindsided the Archangel Gabriel
He’s finally reunited with Virginia McCaske…hold on.
Really trying to understand Riverboat’s point in calling those timeouts so Chi**** could get 40. Probably some motivational speaker “van down by the river” thing.
Can go either way, real job wife and kids or dead from heroin cut with rat poison. Those are the only two options once you move into a van down by the river
bears…win…bears…win?
I still don’t believe it
My middle son could be on the Olympic Beer Shotgunning Team. He is amazing. He is also 15. Fuck.
I didn’t have my first beer till college.
Interpret that how you wish
He is a fucking out of control animal, all of my efforts, out of work, are dedicated to keeping him from causing an international incident.
He is a shit magnet
“The first two lessons my father taught me was ‘Your name is my name, your mother’s name, and your family’s name. Your actions reflect on all of us.’ and ‘Our love for you is unconditional but its guarantee we’ll bail you out of jail.'”
Hey Fozz, do I hang onto Justice Hill or cut my losses on him?
I would hang onto him, word on the streetis he’s comign back.