Ok, so six teams are on bye and yet there are four games in this window. I’ll never see the logic that the NFL schedule-makers follow. Is it because there is none?
To The Games!
Steelers/Rams:
Much has been made of Zach Evans filling in for Kyren Williams but he apparently still hasn’t gotten the hang of pass protection so Royce Freeman might be your guy. (Evans goes off for multiple TD’s) Another long-time coach is trying so solve his team’s lousy offense. Will Tomlin can Canada mid-season, as all good and noble (!) Steelers fans are crying for? That is most unlikely.
Cards/Seahawks:
As expected, Seattle has gotten its defensive shit together, holding Burrow to 185 yards passing and only allowing 3.2 yards per rush, league best. Look for Geno to employ a ton of play-action because he’s one of the best at doing so, having a 75% completion rate on that play. The Cards will be more than accommodating here because they allow completions on this play call at a rate of 72%.
Packers/Broncos:
Three tight ends have scored 20+ fantasy points vs Denver’s most generous D so may I suggest Luke Musgrave (who was a no-nonsense private dick in 1950’s Los Angeles in a previous life) as your streamer on this fair day? The Broncos have the third-best run block win rate but what good is that going to do you when you’re playing from behind all the time? Surtain should have a game though-qb Love has tossed a single TD and five picks in the last two weeks.
Chargers/Chiefs:
Game O’ The Window here. Some guy by the name of Tom Bliss has tried to quantify ‘luck’ for NFL teams and his findings indicate that the Chargers have the most. Funny thing, recall how Zymm said that karma would bite the Vikes ass this year? Yeah, they’re the unluckiest so far. The accepted balderdash is that playing two-high safeties would negate the big play and slow down the passing game overall. Welp, the Chargers play that look the most and you can pass on them to the tune of 319 yards per tilt. Perhaps it needs to be implemented properly? Grab Rashee Rice now while you can-his targets are increasing and it’s not as though he has quality competition wr-wise.
Give it to me, give it to me. That sweet funky stuff.
Evidently I was Logined Out.
That’s what the LED is for, Duke. Sometimes I wonder why we even gassed you people and implanted them while you were unconscious.
My regular season ticket buddy is not gonna go to the 49ers/Seahawks Thxgiving night game, they’re spending it family, pft. I thought I might offer it up to the DFO faithful, if any of you fine people would prefer to ditch out on family and go drink at a football game with my dumbass.
Dang, if I could travel to and from the west coast in one day
If you’re serious I’ll take you up on that offer.
I am. Seats yours, unless you change your mind.
RELEASE SOMETHING OTHER THAN KRAKEN
And don’t call him “Shirley.”
RELEASE THE HOX!
I will not change my mind.
We can meet at McCoys Firehouse before the game. I’m going up for the Browns game next weekend and I’m gonna find out what they are doing for Thxgiving food.
And any other DFOer is welcome to drink with us before/after.
See you there!
What a great game!
https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZT8kBL6uc/
Down vote just for tiktok
Sorry i had to. It’s the principal
“The principal? Where?” – Eli Manning, casting about frantically for a place to hide his copy of Maxim magazine
Maxim? We all know eli isn’t that brave
The Chargers fan that they keep showing was on one of the local morning news shows after they kept showing her on Monday Night Football.
She seems like a lovely person but she said “Regardless if they finish the season 3 and 12 or 12 and 3 I’m a fan.”
Umm.
THIS CHARGERS FAN I CALL HER LEA MICHELE BECAUSE SHE APPEARS ON TV A LOT AND IS SEVERLY DEFICIENT IN A SKILL THAT IS TAUGHT DURING ELEMENTARY SCHOOL.
Math is hard!
Refs made it clear, the only one allowed to touch Kelce is Taylor
HIGH END TALENT
STILLERS GAHN TAH SUPERB BOWL
‘What will Andy Reid send in here?”
I will wager an order of ribs, onion rings on the side, is going to be involved.
Just got back from very important errands, (taking pretty much the last of the vegetables out of the garden, getting to the liquor store before 5), and WHAT IN THE FUCK WAS GOING ON WITH THE EARLY GAMES!?!?
Something Something halloween season
You mean the Raiders’ Make-A-Wish Foundation where they make a journeyman second-string quarterback look like an All-Pro for a day?
PRAISE SHANK’LOR IN THE CITY OF ANGELS
Listen to all those RRRRRRRRRRRRRRAM IT!! supporters in full roar!!
BOBO! What a damn catch.
Puka has 5 catches already.
Cowher with the Droopy the dog reading of yes its a shoutout
Herbert’s arm is incredible.
His coach is incredibly idiotic.
KC had been playing very well on defense this season. Had been.
Two intentional groundings in the same quarter.
HIGH END TALENT
Pickens just alligator armed that pass.
Great call on Rashee, scotchy.
I am still sober enough to post.
(Also, why isn’t it “sobre” for Canadian spelling?”
first, show me a sober canadian
Oh wait, no.
https://toronto.ctvnews.ca/linda-o-leary-had-alert-range-of-blood-alcohol-after-fatal-boat-crash-officer-testifies-1.5505534
SoUber.
war
death
wildfires
famine
floods
plagues
pestilence
browns at 4-2
So my antenna feed is showing bowling, but the audio is nfl today
There’s a joke here and I just can’t think of it
Something something don’t put your fingers in the wrong holes?
And if you do, make sure you lubed up before hand.
Well, this is awful.
put some RESPEK on Black Powder’s name!!
“I was doing it way before it was popular.”
-Jason Pierre-Paul
Damn you, Kelley, you Ekeler-vulture
Thing I just wondered – if you intercept the ball in the end zone, run it out and your teammate holds to set up the return…is that a safety, touchback, or ???
10 yard penalty from the hold, Other Hippo
but he holds while STILL IN THE END ZONE
Paging Lowratio! That’s a SAFETY DANCE!
But the hold occurred in the End Zone
I don’t read good. See below. Or above. I don’t know how this thing works.
is ok, we all crunk and/or high
KC scores and TayTay’s VaJayJay is feeling Hot, Hot, Hot.”
-TMZ, because of course
Shot of Taylor Swift. Everyone take a sip of your drink.
I went above and beyond a sip. Sorry to offend.
Sling. That. CHARM!!!
WOO!!!
Christ, I thought Commies/VEP was derpy. Donks/Packers is a whole ‘nother level.
Rams/Steelers says hi.
I always reckon things are going exactly to Coach Epps’ plan
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAM IT!! showing Hippo the Karma I deserve, for cheering for the P*ts today (Loser pool purposes)
HOX losing today would do me wonders in my survivor pool.
Especially after I survived #ThePauls experience
that’s the 2nd such BS you been gifted IIRC (didn’t you have VEP away to the Qards in Week 2??)
Indeed! I like to live dangerously.
I met a couple at the grocery store this morning in their Steelers gear. They were going to the game.
Nice couple.
Bought a bag of chips, a twelve pack of lemonade and a big ass bottle of tequila.
I asked, “You’ve been to this stadium before?”
They had but they were still in the store at 9:00 AM instead of driving to that traffic infested nightmare.
They’re probably still sitting on traffic on the 105.
3rd and 29 in LA
NFL BLITZ!!
/good to have you back on duty, slacker
//slaps ass
///HARD
2nd and 30 in LA
NFL BLITZ!
My older sister is the laziest fucking human being in the world.
Well, now that my ex wife is dead.
too lazy to even BREATHE? Yeah she has to be the champ
When alive they only thing she breathed was cigarette and weed smoke.
/ furiously patting my own back for getting out of that shit
That was a perfectly serviceable free pizza.
My tip for reheating day old pizza:
Stove top. Skillet. Low to medium low. Covered. Set a timer for 6-7 minutes and leave it alone until the timer goes off.
This way you get a nice crisp on the crust and the cheese gets melty.
Nice of my favorite pizza joint to save me from cooking on a football Sunday.
Snow warning!!! Winter is here. This is my last Sunday night shift at the resto. After DFOCon I am switching from Fri/Sun to Fri/Sat as that is where the money be.
You’re going to work at a bank?
plus, if you be working 2 jerbs, FFS – at least need to have FITBAW privileges
Alberta and Newfoundland always get hit with snow in October because there is no god.
Just your usual 77 point game.
It’s the Swiftie window! Hooray!
Denver can has…a defensive stop???
Quit clapping, Watson. You didn’t do shit!
What a bullshit PI call in the browns game
Yeah, refs went into the Fat Humps dry
I could make a joke about K.Hunt, that touchdown and a sexual act, but it may be too X-Rated for the mods to accept.
Mods? This isn’t a site devoted to a mid-Sixties fashion trend in Britain. Not yet, anyway.
“No no, it’s fine.” – mods
Browns with goal to go save their best play for 4th down. Just the dumbest franchise, coach, owner, play-calling that you could possibly imagine.
Thanks, SHA’NKLOR
Hmmm that had heart, but football to the face had a football to the face.
DOINK!!!
Myles Garrett should be offered asylum
Only against Cleveland is the Buckner not the one who fucks it up royally
https://youtu.be/OjYoNL4g5Vg?si=Mvxt1P7D1yro_sRc
Congrats to those that grabbed the over in Colts/Browns.
The refs?
“I figured they had some skin in the game.”
-Buffalo Bill
I don’t remember the last time I even considered ordering pizza from Little Caesars.
Then again, I also don’t think about the Roman Empire weekly so maybe I’m an aberration.
Every day I dress up in my centurion outfit and threaten my family with a decimation. NEVER FORGET!
I get it about once every five years, just to remind myself why I shouldn’t.
I’m the same way with a Big Mac but it’s every 20.
There was a brief phase in my life when I quite enjoyed Big Macs. Now that it has ended I can still [olfactory equivalent of “visualize”] the taste and it makes my stomach turn. I have no idea what younger Rikki possibly could have been thinking.
I consider it every Tuesday, when they give stuff away via T-mobile. Then the proposition is rejected, soundly.
Everyone should always eat Little Caesars at least once a week
I knew it!! You’re Mike Ilitch!!
Ravens, motherfuckers
-Edgar Allan Poe, first draft of poem