We’ve four games in the late slate and some are promising and others…not so much.
To The Games!
Browns/Seahawks:
Ford had a good practice on Thursday so he’s expected to get some run where points will be at a premium. (but what do I know [looks at Saints/Colts 1st half score]) P.J. Walker is burning down the Browns O with his no TD passes, 3 INT’s and 50% completion rate. This bodes ill vs a Seattle defense that has become a force. Browns cb Ward is doing his part-he has an outstanding -.19 EPA per coverage snap.
Ravens/Cards:
The spread is 9.5 and the Cards top three rushers are Conner (injured) Dobbs (scrambling for his life) and Rondale Moore. (a tepid wr) Congrats, the tank rolls on successfully. The only lingering question is if Baltimore can get their first shutout in five years.
Chiefs/Broncos:
Rookie Rice continues to come on strong, catching 13 of his last 15 targets, scoring a pair of TD’s and earning Patty’s trust. He’s got Tyreek-like run and catch ability as evidenced by his YAC numbers. K.C.’s D is sneaky good but only vs the pass. Denver has to attack on the ground (they are well-suited to do so) vs a team that is 26th in yards allowed per rush. (4.6) Patty is 16-0 on the road against the AFC West which is insane.
Bengals/Niners:
San Fran should be happy to be back home, having lost two straight on the road. Problem is Cincy and their dangerous passing game is in town. I’d have to agree with Chase-he’s uncoverable. Purdy escaped the concussion protocol by the skin of his skull so he’ll be out there. Burrow is as healthy as he’s been and he always shows up for big games-he’s 12-3 vs teams that are at least three games over .500.
Make the best of it.
We can’t do anything easy, can we Bengals.
the bangles always have a way to make things harder than usual
aw fuck off internet embeddening. must i do it all myself
? The first one works just fine. Although I’ve got no complaint about seeing it twice.
They’ve totally got this.
If the Chiefs lose, will Taylor Swift break up with Kelce?
No, but the Chiefs may put her on the coaching staff so she has to be at every game.
1.call swift
2.replace nagy with her
3.profit
FUCK YES
Speaking of which. HOX!
Never a doubt!
*sigh*
Kyler can’t wait for CoD: Modern Warfare III to be released.
We’re replacing the Ravens with a JV football team, let’s see if people can tell the difference
Plot twist: She’s going to go after his brother!
This should go up under Fozz’s Tay-Tay comment.
/When do we plebes get edit ability?
DONKS, WOO!
I thought that you were a Heaux fan?
I’m just happy for Other Hippo. He’s suffered greatly with the Charmslinger.
Worst trade in history?
TheShaun would like a word. But very close!
Yay
welp, i probably jinxed the “good slate of all 4 afternoon games” with that purdy pick
Just when you thought burger-centric franchises couldn’t push the envelope any further…Burger King went there. Fries and onion rings available and together in the same cardboard receptacle? Your dreams have come true. Let’s celebrate together.
OMG. Fires up BK app.
ONly 3 BK’s left in my fair city. Only 2 Taco Bell’s now too. The KFC/TB crossover place is the best for mediocre tacos and throw in a popcorn chicken.
cardinals tank is that of respect: play hard and keep it close…for 3 quarters. then commence the tank proper
BAHAHAHAHAHA! We’ll always have the…Giants?
https://twitter.com/theScore/status/1718724046269882843
Umm, we were shitting on the Giants way back in the earlier post. Try to keep up.
Some of us record and watch the games later. I’ll give the benefit of the doubt here.
NAWT a catch in cin/sf
holy fuck purdy go fuck off for that
If CMC could blow a hammy that would be great.
Like seriously, he’s like a fantasy football cheat code
Hail shanklor?
not many snarky komments this slate because the games are actually kinda…good-ish?
Sure let’s go with this
all 4 games within a score in the 2nd half. let us savor this rare, rare afternoon slate of relative goodness
Denver playing tough, Zona lingering are quite surprising.
zona has been lingering in nearly every game this year
the most confusing tank in quite some time
Very perplexing. You would think the sum of all parts would be Carolina esque
tbf, they have the same record now!
LET RUSS PULL THE TAB ON A MRE
“I totally splooshed-I’m not going to lie.”
-bk-109
Usually when a DeVito takes over for a black guy so poorly, Rhea Perlman has to apologize to BET
oh yea, the bungles
out kyle shanahaning kyle shanahan at time/game management. andy reid sheds a tear
Good afternoon! I trust we are all doing well.
/checks Donks score.
/what pill is teh Hippo on????
We just shot ourselves in the dick.
Sometimes that’s the only spot you can find a vein tho
People forget that.
Powderception in the desert.
Enough for all of us
burrow with a dumb sack on 3rd down and in fg range
long fg goes wide
dont give mr 28-3 these gimmies like that
“Hey Jeudy!”
-Ringo Starr, hardcore fantasy football player, just now
Good Baby Jeebus, the officiating crews have to be on the take.
Designed run play by Burrow? He’s healthy and full of piss and
vinegarchili.Interviewer: “Kate, who are you playing at tight end this week?”
Ms. Bush:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wp43OdtAAkM&ab_channel=KateBushMusic
My Taysom Hill jokes always fall flat.
Channeling his Charming Hatred of Fatty Payton, all the way back to his MVP form. FUCK YOU, it could happen!!!
DOINK!
they overturned the fumble, and it ended up costing the fumbling team 9 yards
We’re gonna need LOTS MOAR KHunt to survive Week 8 smh
Do you think D’Andre Swift is upset that he isn’t even the most popular Swift on NFL broadcasts?
Do you really think he could possibly be that uppity? It’s TayTay, for Christ sake!
he’ll Shake It Off
Qards really asking sum QUESTIONS today!
Wife is making her way to PEI. Why? Because the friend that she helped move there 18 months ago has decided that she wants to move back here-the very same place she was living 18 months ago. The hippie is very strong in this friend.
I’d say she technically qualifies as a hobo. ESPECIALLY if she has Grateful Dead stickers on anything.
Don’t look back, you can never look back.
Tell her to say hi to Bud the Spud
We are guarding TRAVIS KELCE with Josey motherfucking Jewell.
“Who will save Hippo’s soul?”
-Jewell
WKRP looks like exacting revenge for those pesky Superb Owls.
.
Dingleberry with an achilles tear.
Q-anon Shaman will cure him right up!
Oopsie doodle!
TWO qbs that refused the shot with blown achilles, makes u think
Can’t be a coincidence-Biden working his Satanic magic, for sure.
I suspect there might be better uses for satanic magic, but I’m actually pretty down with this application thereof
One sign of a concussion is that you start speaking like Tony Romo
A new chapter in The Legend of Black Powder?
Dude has 11 fantasy points on one drive.
Well that was just dumb
Sup
Burrow just broke two sacks and murderings. Calf may be better.
Let. Russ. COOK!!!!
A guy shot me down on a Jeudy trade prop this week, so I hope he goes off for like 30 today.
burrow covered himself in bacon grease pre-game
He can only do that on road games. Doing that in Ohio is suicide.
Not recommended in Kansas City, too.
Is it snowing in Denver?
Been a winter weather advisory all weekend
But is it actually snowing for the game? A temporary NFL+ subscription is riding on this. I want to see the game if it’s snowing. Googling is not giving me definitive answers.
it is not. Am very disappoint.
thx
Adjust the rabbit ears on your tv, Brick.
Play with the A-B Switch. It clears up in the middle.
LOCKETT
Thank fuck scotchy drinks. I had to go on a dope run so missed their last 40 seconds of regulation. HERM EDWARDS thought y’all was being stupid.
So. Much. Stupidity.
BOBO
Most glorious tie is in range.
(Deleted because I’m a moron)
Seems like a reasonable path to a happy and healthy life
More people should do this. And I should probably do it more frequently.
I’mma just assume the deletion was Lowratio’s prolapsed butthole.
“I call it ‘The Black Hole’. It’s fits nicely in more than one way.”
-Horatio
No, just me assuming that the Giants-Jets game was starting, rather than OT.
UConn’s own, Tim Boyle, losing there coin toss for the Jets!