Just 7 MOAR hours to go. Come on y’all, we GOT THIS!! (unrelated Silversun Pickups song follows)
Falcons (-2.5) at Qards (4:05, CBS)
Oh my, the ARTHUR SMITH Falcons giving points on the road? I almost don’t even care that it’s the Qards they’re playing. Wee Kyler is back, even! I mean, it’s not like they will give their Top Ten pick Bijan Robinson 20+ touches or anything. That would just be catering to the NEEERRRRRDDDDDSS who play fantasy.
Lions (-3) at Chargers (4:05, CBS)
Now THIS one, I get. Baby Buster pseudo-revenge game? Against the city of angels, I guess. We need these Lions to FUCK HARD, kill any Spanoi-to-the-playoffs momentum in the crib. I worry Detroit is due a stinker, though.
Vertically Enhanced Persons (+17.5) at Non-Gendered Cowpersons (4:25, Fox)
The line that won’t stop growing and you STILL wouldn’t touch it with a stolen dick. I’m not saying you have a substitute today because Scotchy pre-drank himself into a coma to avoid watching this one. I’m just not NOT saying it. Horatio can probably do “chores” with Lowratio today, instead.
Commies (+6) at SeaTruthers (4:25, Fox)
Rise FOAR Anthem, fellows of the Comintern! Rebecca Malone will throw you the ball regardless of uniform coloUr. Coach Carroll is just asking questions, y’all – and this is the kind of game he fucks up. I’m just saying…
LIOUNS!
HE’S GOT LEGS AND HE KNOWS HOW TO USE THEM!
I haven’t seen giants have a tough time in Texas since the Mexican national basketball team got lost in Denton
Yeah, we’ve got BANANACAKES in the making with the FUCKLIONS.
They are doing everything possible to fuck the Fuck LioUns over.
More of a soggy fried plantain, but I’ll take it!
I didn’t realize I hated Keenan Allen this much.
*spits at Don T’s shoes*
I think I’ve had too much caffeine. More caffeine should clear that right up.
/yes, ALSO #4thPill
#EvenKeel
Diet Speedball
Train delayed, order a cocktail from the bar in Moynihan and have some regrets.
Uh oh, they can’t seem to get ridda Ridder
FUCKLIONS-Spanoi is güd.
Powder blue v. Aqua, A BATTLE FOR THE AGES
I can’t wait to see how the Spanoi Rot loses this one
Not as entertaining as anticipated. But still lol
I just realized, Thursday is Bengals@Ravens. With both teams coming off an upset loss on a short week, this could be interesting
If by interesting you mean “a real piece of shit showing by the Ravens” then you’re right
HOX!!!
Aw, that’s sweet that the giants got some garbage time points! Garbage time started somewhere in the middle of Q1
FINALLY
If you are in the mood to feel thankful, consider how lucky we are that DAL/NYG wasn’t picked for SNF
We’ll somehow end up with Commies/NYG next SNF.
offsetting BLEERGH is the most confounding BLEERGH
This game I have chosen to attend is rapidly becoming an ordeal.
There’s no shame in leaving early to beat the traffic
at least you got a Herman Cain Half?
You gonna be there for Thxgiving night? Ayo and I are going!
I am! I will be with my buddy who works for the BC Lions.
You should meet up with us for beer!
Then we have to meet up. MANDATORY!
BOLTMEN IN EXILE are kicking the Knee Biters in the teeth.
How are the Clips TIED?
I was just thinking the same thing, savannah cats best nawt screw this up
/Fuck LioUns promptly whiff on a 3rd down sack, then drop a pick the next play
lol NFC West.
Wait, not you SF.
DOWNED ELBOWS CAN’T MELT STEEL BEAMS PETEY
Is Walker injured?
APPARENTLY NOT! HOX!
Bobo?
Just realized, SEA is gonna be in decent position to draft Penix, aren’t they?
Bears will have 2 picks before them though
But the funny thing is there are only two scenarios there:
1) They pick Penix and he sucks
2) They don’t pick Penix and he’s the HOX new Charmslinger
Absolutely. And I’m voting for scenario #1. They trade Fields, draft Penix, and they both eventually go on to have successful careers with other teams
They made a big deal out of that DeVito living at home with his parents. Yeah, NO SHIT, he was on a PRACTICE SQUAD salary, working in the NYC metro area. It was either that or a cardboard box.
And the gambit of pointing at the defense to try and avoid a false start call fails again!
They need to give the Gigantes punter hazard pay and overtime
I’m glad that Bobo is a white guy so I can make monkey jokes about him without sounding super racist
It’s a mirror image of how NC State has a running back who is the only “Delbert” who is NOT a bearded, 300+ lb white guy in bib overalls.
The grittiest ape
Geno throws him a murder ball, we can be all liek Bedtime FOAR Bobo!
It’s kind of amazing how the bored ape nft people managed to injure their clients in such a way that they can’t view the nfts they massively overpaid for
https://arstechnica.com/health/2023/11/bored-ape-creator-says-uv-lights-at-apefest-burned-attendees-eyes-and-skin/
Such a fitting tribute to them, though. They obviously can’t see shit, so might as well make sure they can’t see actual shit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7Y1ydbrswI
I put a bait station and some traps under the kitchen sink where the mouse is getting in, and sprayed all around the edges of the kitchen floor with a rodent repellent. The repellent smells kinda minty but also makes me gag so I’m both holding my breath every time I walk by the kitchen and hopeful that the spray is effective.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=62qjPrdqa2U&ab_channel=Bababooey
Again, what NOT to do.
So my broken shit phone save all of my contacts to the device, not the sim. Any ideas folks?
As long as the old phone can turn on, you can recover them.
You see that is the thing. We can nae tell. I am bringing it to a phone medic this week to pay to get the contacts transferred. I am furious at myself for many reasons. I am in my basement pub staring at the bar. I said I would take 2 weeks off after Vegas and BC Dick got the
clapflu and couldn’t make it.You should be able to transfer them over to the sim. Might have to do it one at a time though.
no cloud backup? You should be able to go into a store and have someone transfer them
the last few minutes of giants/cowboys was enough for me to give up on the rest of today’s football. fuck that game, and i wont even ATTEMPT raidaahs/jests
play some video games with the 3 year old once she comes back from visiting grandparents in an hour
My buddy in Chicago has informed me that he’s only getting that botched abortion of a game
thats all i got, too
Well I am assembling an exercise bike and man is the Kevin Kolb jersey going to look good hanging off of it.
That Fuck LioUn TD is GOOD, says Hippo
yuuuuup
Just checking before going to the upstairs bathroom with the Sunday NY Times and recreating the Giants offense.
Oh, BTW, thanks Redshirt. I’m now out of my last Survivor Pool.
Brian Daboll has moneys on the DAL clean sheet
Spotted this in the wild at the Seahawks game.
Oh that’s great, I gotta get me one of them
the VEP should kick the FG on 1st down
/N-GCp drop easy INT
//the VEP should kick the FG on 2nd down
French restaurant for my birthday dinner
Ravens fucking shit the bed
In laws coming over for dinner tonight
Can you Door Dash heroin?
I likes how you thinks.
absinthe wasnt on the menu?
It is now.
Talk about the Texas Bishop the Pope kicked out of his diocese for being too conservative and how it is a good start.
Damn, missed that one. I’ll do some research and bring it up at dessert.
This whole game is just going to be the LioUns running 4th and goal drills, isn’t it. Nawt that I’m against that or anything
I just like that we answered the question, “Would the crowd at a home Clips game still be 70% visitors if they played a team like DET?”
The answer is yes, FWIW.
And now, the Derpmeister!
I am reaching Darrell Bevell levels of hate with each failed 3rd down “let’s call 30 yard pass plays”.
Behold the Chocolate Eater, in all her glory!
Ah, a redhead, that explains it!
4th and 5, you run off tackle and MAKE IT
“He’s right. Its 90% of our running plays and look at our successes!”
-Zac T., Cincinnati, OH
C’mon Liouns!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7KTy2kLOHdo
I’m really starting to hate Shane Waldron and his supposedly genius play calling.
Goddamn, that’s a fancy Ceedee!
This game is like a Math bowl between MIT and the local special needs group housing.
Why does every sideline have those brown team hoodies now?
Because SHIELD LUV R TROUPS
And brown is to remind us of the sands of Iraq and Afghanistan?
Something like that, although I doubt they put that much thought into it. Maybe brown was on discount.
Dried blood
Dog walked, thc syrup drink mixed, bowl backed. LET’S DO THIS
*sigh* of course
Lookit the Brownies!
Pray for Fozz’s liver.
I’m so fucking mad that as soon as the alcohol enters my body it is vaporized by my boiling anger. I love the Ravens, but I just can’t ever believe in them actually fucking going all the way.
I’m now rooting for the rapist. Fantastic.
Ew
Its easier when you lie down and purposely depersonalize.
ALL YINZ HIGH END TALENT BELONG TO STILLERS SUPERB OWL BABY
It’s a W. Well, more like w, but I’ll take it!