As I type Goff is having a bit of a rough day. No turducken for him today. None for me either, not that I have the option. But I haven’t fumbled a few times and thrown some wobblers either. So who is really coming out of this comparison if you eliminate fame, money and youth? Me, that’s who. I’ll not be taking any questions.
To The Game!
Commies/Cowboys:
-I mentioned last week that Dallas was good at neck-stomping this year. It’s now six times that they’ve won a game by 20 or more points.
-Seems like Rivera is on his way out and I think this is his last head coach gig. The thing I find ironic is that if Washington is tearing things down and doing a rebuild, Riverboat Ron is the perfect coach to oversee it. Alas, his time there has run it’s course and it does seem like it’s time to move on.
-Dallas has to put this tilt to bed because their next five games-Seahawks, Philly, Bills, Fins and Detroit-all feature teams with a winning record.
-League-leading thrower Howell had three INT’s last week, including one that was run back for a score. DaRon Bland’s ears are ringing. (he’s had 4 pick-sixes so far this year)
-Oof! I wandered over to a Cowboys site and saw that they have a ‘Ref’s Report’, basically a breakdown of how many yards the Cowboys and their opponents get penalized. They also run a feature on the ref reffing the game and whether they have a winning record when he’s adjudicating. What a miserable loser’s mentality.
-The Commies o-line is not coming together as the season progresses. (I know a thing or two about that) Over the last 4 games Howell has been pressured 65 times. That’s Danny Dimes-like numbers! Perhaps we’ll see a bit of Jacoby Brissett whether we want to or not.
-CeeDee Gets an ‘A’: Opposing #1 wr’s have done well vs Washington’s secondary-A.J. Brown has gone for 175 and 130, Diggs 111, Metcalf 98 and DJ Moore 230. No wonder Lamb’s prop is so high. (I saw 96 somewhere)
Keep it going.
I don’t know about you guys but when Cris says “OBJ” I still think “Osama BenJarvus.”
I ain’t vegetarian this week no more
Woof.
Birds don’t count. Fish either. Mammals is meat.
I’m stupid a lot of the time but I got Bland’s pick six right.
My fantasy team needed that
9 minutes until we can pre-Dobbs this nonviable festus and enjoy us some Egg Bowl (coo-coo-ka-choo!)
How dare you ignore the HOX!
Geno better throw 2-4 TDs to DK
In 50 minutes, Hippo will multi-screen y’all in. Vodka Hippo has Charbonnet to support, after all.
Nothing says Thanksgiving like a good abortion joke! Attaboy!
My fantasy team is totally in on Werewolves of Washington garbage points.
Worst. Riverboating. Ever.
This made me think of another type of boating that would be relevant to dolly Parton
EAT SHIT Rebecca Malone.
Dolly Parton making me ask the hard questions:
Do you prefer the term G-Milf, or Gilf?
Jesus, Howell-maybe throw the ball away now and then?
@Beerguyrob you around?
About to put away some food, Happy Thanksgiving my darling dears!
Wine before liquor, let’s fucking go, right?
All my beer today’s been liquor barrel aged, so I think I’m technically safe to switch.
Howell is moving the ball on the ‘vaunted’ Dallas D. Kid might be for real.
You really were blacked out for the Giants game last week, eh?
He’s real to me every other week, damnit!
Dad: “I don’t know why Dolly Parton is so popular.”
Me (thinking): “I can think of at least two reasons.”
Or maybe there’s a few other reasons-
-created a foundation that encourages kids to finish high school
-created a reserve for bald eagles that wouldn’t survive in the wild
-donates books to kids in her county of birth to encourage them to read
-created a scholarship for 5 seniors every year at her old high school
-donated a million dollars to the Children’s Hospital at Vanderbilt U
-donated another cool mill for Coronavirus research
-raised more than 13 mill to help survivors of flooding in Tennessee
-covers 100% of tuition for every employee of Dollywood that wants to further their education
/that’s just scratching the surface of her philanthropic efforts and yes, she does have great tits
/Worked 9 to 5
I could be three to three dozen things!
I’m off to dinner in a little bit, so in case I don’t pop back in until after Fozz’s liveblogging of horrible in law-ness, let me express being grateful for you all in the clubhouse. You give me an outlet to write jokes and serious-ish ish and you’ve even managed to provide some damn good IRL times. To paraphrase the sage words of George Carlin on the silver screen, continue being excellent to one another.
Ooof. Dolly using the background piece as a support. I don’t want all the Doll-emites to come after me though.
/that’s what Parton fans are called, right?
What is this? Some kind of frame up?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GEjKDIkUQgA&ab_channel=ClickTrollz
Even at 77, Dolly is so much better than Jack Harlowe.
Gentlemen.
what did you do to turn Donks WOO!! around??
The only thing I can think of is I haven’t worn the Surtain jersey in a bit.
Zevondown!
Don’t know how ya’ll do it, watching like 45 minutes of football today has re-driven me insane.
You need to do more drugs/drinking.
#TurkeyGapingChallenge
Turktse!
Gonna tell my kids this was the pet headcrab from Half-Life 2.
/today at work
Me: “I’m not here-I just have to do some paperwork then I’m gone. (ended up being 3 1/2 hours) Just take a message.”
Office Clerks: “Will do.”
PA: [30 minutes later] “Scotch, line 1. Scotch line 1.”
Me: [takes call, goes back into office] “Remember, I’m not here.”
Office Clerk #1: “Right, right. Sorry.”
Me: [coming down the stairs two hours later, obviously leaving]
Office Clerk #2: “Scotch, line 3 is for you.”
Me: [glares]
Clerk #2: “Oh, right, should I tell him you’re not here?”
Me: “You told him I was though, right?”
Clerk #2: “Uh, yes.”
Me: [stomps back upstairs petulantly]
/FIN
The problems:
1) You are good at what you do (NOT a Hippo problem)
2) Your co-workers know they can pull you in without repurcussions (also a Hippo problem, am an absolute pushover)
3) You feel guilty for switching off (I feel guilt 24/7 but not specifically related to that)
There’s a larger problem in that if I allow my temper to get the best of me it’s a scorched earth scenario and it’s not good for anyone.
RRRRRRRRIIIICCCCOOOO!
(suave)
Anyway, again, happy Thanksgiving and have fun drinkin, eatin’, enjoyin’ footy and sword duels to the death with that one relative/friend . I’ll sod off to see watch the coverage of the “festivities” over here (latest rumour is that someone almost torched a Holiday Inn full of Ukries and other assylum seekers)
I worked out this morning (NBD but I guess that makes me better than you) and the people on the teevee on the elliptical were trying to make the argument that DAK DAK DAK is the best QB in football right meow.
I did not unmute that shit.
He might not be the best QB IN TEXAS rite meow
He is for sure the best QB named Dak in the NFL right now
Anyone else wonder why there was a Kenny Rogers patch on everyone’s kit today (earlier broadcast pointed out it was meant to be Madden)?
I’M KENNY ROGERS AND THIS IS THE TURDUCKEN CHALLENGE.
Christ, with Rebecca Malone opposite, I kind of have to support the Cowpersons? Fucking gross, y’all.
And we are denied a #ShameBet because Dok ain’t around, and Horatio is at a MANSION instead of slumming it with us.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AWUaFnZRUko
There is never a good reason to support the cowpeople, meteorite always comes in a few slots ahead in the “who do I root for” decision tree
Welp, time to hit the ole dusty trail and head to the bar.
Oh snap, I need to get ready.
[takes off yellow Speedo, puts on lucky purple Speedo]
I mean, I gotta get some liquid armor on before this game against the 49ers.
The first beer is always the hardest to get down.
This version of The Star-Spangled Banner really blows.
/all day, guys. ALL DAY
Wonder where the green bean casserole’s arch nemesis, Al Michaels is today.
next year marks the gosh darn 30th anniversary https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZHkABO0VwCg
I dun wet muh britches
/watching Butler basketball
There’s Greg Oden! I guess his grandson plays for them.
Just wanted to pop by and say “Happy Thanksgiving to you folks”. Ah, and a PSA – always pack a balaclava, because you never know when spontaneous riots will erupt 😉
We should do a “Where In The World is Carmen SanDiego” game with DFOers.
Bk109 and Dok would be excellent first choices.
The warr-ant
I’ll be a boring choice for that game, since I only have Dublin (ye of Parnell and O’Connell currently burning), Sweden and the Bay area in my immediate future (at least until the start of next year).
Since WP still doesn’t do edits… *sigh*
Edit: lol, apparently the Gardai’ve proven that they’re not enough so here come the IDF. I sure fucking picked the right time to go back to Eire 😀
HIPPO – Mah edit function? Still fine and dandy.
HIPPO – Mah edit function? Still fine and dandy.
That’s because you’re part of the ancient lizard alien site-admin conspiracy that … uhhh … caused the MCU’s shitty writing and declining VFX quality to finally tank their box office?
Lizard ppl 4 teh WIN!!!1111