Good lovin’ I’m so sick of everyone yakking about this day and all the sales and how SPEND! SPEND! SPEND! is the order of the day. Like this consumer-based economy needs a helping hand in late November and you should do your part. Boy, do I ever sound like 1st year university me right now. I’ll shut it.
To The Game!
Fins/Jets:
-The last time these guys played the final was 11-6. No, it doesn’t matter who won, I’d just like to see something more entertaining than that, thank you.
-Boyle Rules! (close enough) Actually, nothing about this 29 yr. old perennial backup ‘rules’ and that includes his farcical 3:9 TD/INT number.
-Speaking of, Jalen Ramsay has 3 picks in the three games since his return, including a duo vs AOC last week. It’s fairly safe to assume he’ll grab another today.
-On t’udder side Sauce vs Hill and Waddle should be watchable. Gardner is a superior talent but hasn’t quite lived up to last year’s level of play.
-Whither Miami RB’s?: Back on the Achane Gang was limited all week in practice and Ahmed was sent to IR recently so I guess it’s Colonel Mostert with the pigskin on the gridiron. And he never gets injured.
-It’s a prime time game (sorta) so be ready for shots of the Fake Spike and Monday Night Miracle games from ancient history.
-Hill needs just one TD to become the first Fin to do double digits since 2014. Anyone remember Mike Wallace? No, the other one.
-A Conversion-Free Team: The Jets are a team that hasn’t seen the light. Or rather, they’re exceptionally lousy at converting third down opportunities. They’re dead last in the league at 23%, going 0-11 vs the Bills last week. With Boyle behind center I’m sure that number can reach 20%.
Have a good one.
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Down-voting yourself should be legal.
Any time the UTSA Roadrunners are playing I feel obligated to watch because Tabula.
I miss him too.
They should do the Golden Bachelor again, but the last contestant is a 24-year old stripper with a methamphetamine habit.
Yes but he has to have adult kids and grandkids and she has to think kids are icky
whatever maximizes the discomfort of all involved is GREAT by me
I could fix her.
Women aren’t dogs, herodotus, smh…
You should come check out the other website I comment on…
[goes Incognito, bounces ISP through several places in eastern Europe]
No big deal, let’s go.
No idea if this is a thing. The extent of my computer savvy consists of having watched Swordfish twice.
Sir, we traced all the traffic back to some place called “Ontario?”
“They must have injected a fake location in the geo IP routing table ARP database! They’re good.”
It doesn’t count as watching the movie twice if you just watch the same two-minute scene ninety times.
Family fight in my house and my bitch ass sister in law managed to turn it around and tell her parents how dysfunctional we are. Fucked up the plans for tonight. Once again, my boys look like criminals. Fucking goddamn bitch.
Fozz turned into Steve Bartkowski* so slowly I didn’t notice.
*sorry, Charles Bukowski
We’ll have SEXY in 103 minutes, so I ain’t planning no new JV thread. You really only need Fox for the Quack Attack/Niiiiiiiiice Beaver Civil War, anyhow.
Sweet! The Leafs blew a two goal (right in their wheelhouse) and lost in OT.
Wait, it’s already May!?
That game had everything! It was a wildly anticipated, unique experience. Then I was shocked and horrified like I’ve never been before and probably never will again. After that it was just slow miserable depression as the reality of what was happening really sunk in. It reminded me of a summer I spent at football camp one summer in Vermont when I was a kid…
Jest D/ST still got Hippo 14 VodkaPOINTS. Huzzah, 6-6 in the League I care/dream/obsess about, AND the League I spend 2 minutes a week thinking about