Buy Something, Citizen: Your Black Friday NFL Football Open Thread

Good lovin’ I’m so sick of everyone yakking about this day and all the sales and how SPEND! SPEND! SPEND! is the order of the day. Like this consumer-based economy needs a helping hand in late November and you should do your part. Boy, do I ever sound like 1st year university me right now. I’ll shut it.

To The Game!

Fins/Jets:

-The last time these guys played the final was 11-6. No, it doesn’t matter who won, I’d just like to see something more entertaining than that, thank you.

-Boyle Rules! (close enough) Actually, nothing about this 29 yr. old perennial backup ‘rules’ and that includes his farcical 3:9 TD/INT number.

-Speaking of, Jalen Ramsay has 3 picks in the three games since his return, including a duo vs AOC last week. It’s fairly safe to assume he’ll grab another today.

-On t’udder side Sauce vs Hill and Waddle should be watchable. Gardner is a superior talent but hasn’t quite lived up to last year’s level of play.

-Whither Miami RB’s?: Back on the Achane Gang was limited all week in practice and Ahmed was sent to IR recently so I guess it’s Colonel Mostert with the pigskin on the gridiron. And he never gets injured.

-It’s a prime time game (sorta) so be ready for shots of the Fake Spike and Monday Night Miracle games from ancient history.

-Hill needs just one TD to become the first Fin to do double digits since 2014. Anyone remember Mike Wallace? No, the other one.

-A Conversion-Free Team: The Jets are a team that hasn’t seen the light. Or rather, they’re exceptionally lousy at converting third down opportunities. They’re dead last in  the league at 23%, going 0-11 vs the Bills last week. With Boyle behind center I’m sure that number can reach 20%.

Have a good one.