A dizzying four games in the late window! One for-sure banger, a few division matchups, the Cards could be interesting with Kyler back and can the Broncos continue their winning ways? Let’s take a turgid look at these offerings.
To The Games!
Rams/Cards:
Fatt Matt has Kupp to play with but given he’s not close to 100% perhaps he should focus on Nacua. He’s gotta do something to improve his lackluster 9-8 TD/INT ratio. Those are rookie qb (Stroud excepted) numbers! Puca had his worst outing of a measly 26 yards vs these Cards so can we call it a revenge game? No, we shouldn’t-why did I bring it up in the first place? The Rams scoring torpor continues-they’ve not scored more than 20 points in a month which seems unlikely for a McVay squad.
Browns/Broncos:
A four game streak has pulled Denver from the gutter all the way to just above the gutter! Wilson’s play has been key, he’s leading his peers in game-winnings drives and fourth quarter comebacks. Today there’s a certain 13 sacks-having obstacle in his way though. That’d be Myles “And Miles” Garrett. The Browns as a whole put qb’s on their asses at a fantastic rate of 12.5%. Wr Sutton has his own little streak going with TD catches in 5 straight games-one today will tie him with Wes Welker, among others.
Chiefs/Raiders:
Just what Patty needed, a ‘get back on track’ game! The lack of receiving options beyond Kelce is screwing with his stats. Since week 8 he’s averaging negative points per dropback. They’ve also gone pointless in three straight 2nd halves. Perhaps Pacheco and the running game is the answer if they can get an early lead-what with Vegas giving up double digit TD’s to rb’s so far this season.
Bills/Eagles:
Buffalo is a struggling 6-5 with a +105 point differential and each loss being by 6 points or less. Dropped balls, dumb penalties, poor execution, missed field goals-it’s a heady mix of these and other things that has caused them to stall out at the end of games. Don’t worry though, Brady is on it. Philly might be the solution to their woes which is a weird thing to say about a one-loss team. The reason is that they can be had over the top and rumor has it that Allen has an arm. The Eagles have a mere 5 INT’s which seems like a number that belongs to the Panthers or somesuch team.
Get after it.
Excellent finish IMO.
Your Bills pal starting fires?
Not a table remains unspilt for 60 miles in any direction.
Good thing I hid my new beer pong table in the carhole.
consider buffalo’s super bowl window shut
again
Allen has really regressed this season.
The officiating in this game has been complete horseshit. Even by NFL standards this has been really poor.
Steratore shilling for the officials is pretty embarrassing as well.
I agreed with the incomplete, though. Beyond that…agreed
Unless they changed the rules to add something about a third step, (which Gene was harping on), I don’t see how grabbing the ball, bringing it to your body, and taking two steps isn’t a catch.
Of course in the NFL the answer to ‘what is a catch’ is ‘what is the sound of one hand clapping’ so really it’s a mystery.
It’s 3 steps, or 2 steps + (football move or time element), or at least I think so
“football move” being whatever it is the officials need it to be to confirm the call on the field, of course.
had they called it FUMBRE on the pitch, I don’t think there was enough to overturn. It was a 60/40 type thing to me.
That said, while the officials certainly didn’t help any, the Bills lost this game because Josh Allen is a moron. I know Romo loves to defend QBs but after 4 instances of “oh, the receiver ran the wrong route” it’s probably not the receivers who are fucking up the routes.
I think when he scrambles a bit, he foregts what he called in the first place. So, “moron” checks out.
I mean, a guy with the kind of arm doesn’t go to Wyoming because he had a burning desire to major in geology.
What is Catch: 5th Quarter Edition!
lebron approves
meastly game
took a bit to get going, but once it did…
I am with my buddy who is a Bills fan, quite the roller coaster.
donks/pauls was a scorigami!
Can we substitute the rain falling in Philly with hydrochloric acid?
the battery industrial complex would enjoy added acid supply!
Looking at the scores, very happy to see the Raiders didn’t get entirely humiliated today. Very encouraging. And what the hell is going on with the Broncos?
we make no sense to us, neither. Hippo just enjoying the ride.
That’s how I felt the season that Gruden got fired. It’s a fun ride!
Josh Allen is going to watch into the locker room singing “Hey-Ho, Who Won The Dough”
The Redzone studios are under attack?
This is an open declaration of war.
We can dance! We can dance!
Everybody look at your hands!!!
(clap CLAP)
Is it safe?
Yeah, about that joke about the Bills being better with Allen running than passing…
oh yea, almost forgot him, THAT josh allen
Philly throwbacks are better than their current unis.
Feel that way about most of the 80s designs
Constantly reminded of the adage that we don’t buy beer, we merely rent it.
Eagles fans react reasonably (we’re in the 3rd quarter of a 10-point game)
https://twitter.com/ArkansasFred/status/1728924833080389690
Moving to Tomsula staff I see
next week is december, the stretch run towards the end of the nfl season. the cold and wet weather, the fumbles, the terrible teams
tank country
Alright, flying again, suck it.
Josh Allen has clearly decided that the Bills are better off with him running than with him passing.
And he may not be wrong.
I absolutely need to stop thinking I have anything figured out wrt Buffalo. Or Philly. Or anyone, really.
Just popping in to say Fuck Tony Romo with a rusty screwdriver.
thinking how funny a 16-1 iggles season would be if the 1 was a loss to the jets…the zach wilson led jets
another philly 3 and out away from buying energizer AND duracell stock
Payton offering bounties again?
Still
sean payton: i need help bringing bounties back
gregggggg williams: hire me back, i know people that can affect the head
deshaun watson:
These are the same Buffalo Bills who fucked me out of $200 on DFO Vegas Sunday.
This is the same Buffalo my father joined the U.S. Army at age seventeen during World War II just to get the fuck out of there.
Now Jalen Hurts gets the 1st td of the game
Throwback kit, throwback Iggles it would seem
Only two or three more TDs from Mahomes and I’m right back in this.
I mean that’s not out of the realm of possibilities
I know.
Fatthew is playing All-Time QB in the game for the qards and rams
The Gospel giveth and it taketh away, words of teh PROPHET
Found some funny:
Some of those that sell courses, Are the same that churn sauces
Some of those that sell courses, Are the same that churn sauces
Some of those that sell courses, Are the same that churn sauces
Some of those that sell courses, Are the same that churn sauces
Huh!
Grilling in the Name of
Grilling in The Name of
And now you buy what they sold ya
And now you buy what they sold ya
And now you buy what they sold ya
And now you buy what they sold ya
Those that fried, are justified
for wearing the badge of the golden fries
You justified those who fried
While taking the bag with the golden fries
Those that fried, are justified
for wearing the badge of the golden fries
You justified those who fried
While taking the bag with the toy inside
Drive Thru! I didn’t order what you gave me!
Drive Thru! I didn’t order what you gave me!
Drive Thru! I didn’t order what you gave me!
Drive Thru! I didn’t order what you gave me!
McRIbs are back
Higbee has the 2 Fatt Matt TD catches? C’mon!
Yep. On my bench
Red Green would be proud of that quality bench.
Fitting as my team is held together with duck tape
fuck, #BastardMan is up from 14% to 15% odds of taking down mighty Stoma Fuckers Utd.
And down to 1%. I know what I did.
He would go out toniiiiiiiight
But he hasn’t got a stitch tooooo weeeeeeaaaarrrr
sling. that. CHARM!!!!
run. that. CHARM!!!!
Diontae Johnson is quiet quitting.
https://x.com/jasrifootball/status/1728845427347468631?s=20
stillers love their headcase diva wideouts
Bring back Chase Claypool!
X: “We’re still providing quality sports content and increasing the incidences of folks using the ‘N’ word across all social media platforms as a whole by 600%!”
Sanchise has a really greasy hairstyle now. 100% looks like the prom night pervert we imagine him to be.
HAI CONDI!!!
Hague, Condi. For war crimes.
The Bush-era war criming seems almost quaint under present circumstances. May we live in interesting times, indeed.
in-com-PLETE!!
I can never get enough of that.
russ shoulda cooked a slider
More FUN WITH BRICK™️®️
I lost my drivers license at LAX yesterday. They found it but now no one knows where it is. I can’t rent a car without it. Hertz will accept a fax from the DMV tomorrow assuming I can contact them (good luck). Fuck me.
This has been another First World Problem with your host, Brick Meathook. I’d like to thank The Ford Foundation and the J. Wallis Neff Charitable Trust for the generous grants that made this post possible.
when are we gonna go robbing drug stores, like that Drugstore Cowboy movie? WE CAN GETS HIGH AF!
Let’s do it. If you can handle a sawed-off 12-gauge (Remington 870 pump action, just like the cops) I’ll drive getaway and I’m good at it. I’ll load you out with birdshot for the first round (fire it into the ceiling to scare ‘em) then double-ought buck after that. Last round is a slug for good luck or if you have to use it on yourself. I’ll give you a canvas bag with a dollar sign on it to stuff with cash and all the Oxy you can get. This should be easy.
I really see no flaws or obstacles in/to this plan.
Do it out here in Cali, the cops let people steal expensive handbags and jewelry with impunity.
and if we really NEED drugs, how can it be a crime in CA?
cleveloland
Before I forget,
RAAAAAAIIIIII DUUURRRS
RAAAAAAIIIIII DUUURRRS
RAAAAAAIIIIII DUUURRRS
That was a hell of a kick by Amendola though. 58 yards is a long ask. His offense should take the rap for not gaining another half yard.
[A cow jumps over The Moon Diner]
Ha!
Shaun The Sheep movie is playing on CBC. May have to take a temporary detour from me football watching.
jaguras 8-3!?!
if matt nagy keeps fucking up, superb owl in the afc might go through DUUUVAL
DOOOOINK!
Amendola has missed all of his 50+ yard kicks. [waits]
He missed.*
*was a doink though
Northern Ontario Problems: It’s snowing so hard Irsay wants to snort my windshield and the pepperoncini I bit into had way too much juice.
Chad Ryland is New England’s tank commander.
Donks give up ample sacks, and don’t stop the run well. #ThePauls in a good spot today, sadly.