Another week is in the books, er, reading devices and everything is as clear as mud. Let’s take a peek.
Fallout:
-Well, no one fell further than Frank Reich and Duce Staley and Josh Johnson. That’s twice that Reich has been fired midseason and twice that Tepper has let go a coach before the season ended. Under Mr. Tepper’s gentle guiding hand the Panthers are a gaudy 30-63. Lions OC Ben Johnson might be a really smart guy-he was targeted for the job last year but after seeing what the team was all about decided to go back to Detroit to the same job. Well played, Johnson.
-Let’s all pump the brakes on the Stillers having solved their offensive woes. Yes, they went for over 400 for the first time in forever but the lone TD was on the ground and the rest of the scoring was field goals by Boswell. Look, you’ve still got Pickett at qb.
-As Reid would say during a fever dream, “Where did all these turnovers come from?” I’m actually talking about the Broncos and their 15(!) takeaways in their last four games. It’s hard to lose when you get that many bonus possessions in your favor.
-The Giants qb Debate has shifted from “Do they actually have one?” to “Which one should they start?”. After the bye, Tyrod is available but he’s all but gone from the team at the end of the year so they should let their super cheap future backup get some seasoning.
To The Game!
Bears/Vikes:
-Does Eberflus make it to the end of the year? Do you know that at 0-9 he hasn’t won a division game yet?
-As expected the Bears are coming off a loss but so is Minny.
-The O’Connell stat that jumped out at me is that he loves one-score games because 22 of the 29 he’s coached here have been wins or losses by 8 or less.
-Presented Without Comment: “We’re not going to be Negative Nancys…” That was said by Josh Dobbs.
-Is Minny working towards a balanced rushing attack (Matty had 81 yards last week) or is Ty Chandler (114 total yards) trying to be the top dog?
It’s all yours.
This was fun? Later my taters, I have to get up early.
I quit watching at halftime to watch the end of Ted Lasso. Looks like I made the right choice.
How funny, we were watching the last episode of the Beckham thing. And then House of Usher.
The playoffs this season are going to be chock full of 9-8 and 8-9 teams.
How about 7-10? I mean, I don’t want to write off Jake Browning after one game, but 3-3 may be pushing it.
Hope never dies
That’s the NFC South, sir.
I just got back from my run and checked the score. Thought I may have passed through some time warp back into the ’60’s. I missed a real shoot out huh folks.
One more fucking catch from DJ Moore and I would have won.
-Brocky
The O-Face that launched several lesbian coming-out epiphanies.
Well good for you Bearittos!
Printers blow. That is all.
I couldn’t help but notice that the one person who made an illegal pass on that play was the guy who is paid to throw the ball.
God damn
Omg, someone made an updated Fuck It Badge with Fields! I dunno if this link will work to embed though
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It did not.
here’s the thread: https://www.reddit.com/r/CHIBears/comments/q1gzs1/f_it_im_going_deep/
Thanks
BREAKING NEWS: Reports from the battlefield that Tank Commander Fields is in trouble for slapping a victory from the jaws of defeat.
Chicago should have accpeted the penalty and made Minnesota try it again.
what a beautiful ending.
vikings
That’s nice for the Bears.
So, is this a good 12-10/10-9 game or a bad one?
So bad it’s good.
Just kidding. This game, at least the second half, has been terrible.
both. both halves were bad
Doink to honor SHAN’KLOR and achieve peak Bearustocrats!
SANTOS
Troy is somehow worse than Joe and says less and nothing of substance or of any use
lolvikings
I think my decision to pick up and play CJ Stroud over Fields weeks ago was the smart decision
Empty roster spot >>>>>>Fields
So the Bears are gonna run three straight into the line and then run out of time before the FG unit can get out on the field, right?
Meh, I’ll finish the game. Gotta grind up my Golden Lemons anyways.
You’re having a golden lemon party?
fields has to go. he CAN do a lot by winning the game here, but he is worse than the sex cannon at taking care of the football in the 4th quarter.
dj moore, EXISTS!
it is not an official chicago bears football game without the late 4th quarter justin fields turnover
on monday nights its a two for one special!
This is some B1G 10 football right here.
Indiana v. Minnesota
Fields looks absolutely disgusted.
worst showing by a Fields since Cambodia
Banner this.
he has to go. cannot take care of the ball to save his life. even the sex cannon took care of the ball in the 4th better than him
The Bears aren’t being even that subtle.
john shoop levels of screens and short passes. except this time its beautiful
Sounds like my decision to gauge the game via comments here and not watch was the correct one
I like trying to guess who’s winning and the score based on the comments alone
The question I have is this: DID SPAM CHOOSE BALTIMORE FOR HIS BIG MONEY ELIMINATION POOL???
Ahem, WHAT IS A CATCH?