She’s a rainy depressive day over here and I should make a fire. Ruby loves snuggling nearby when it’s roaring but Molly (the incredibly stupid one) doesn’t have a clue-she’d rather go out in the dreary drizzle and annoy the good folks that live down the road. (one time she came back with a gash in her head and we’re pretty sure one of our neighbors took a potshot at her, we just couldn’t settle on which one) Are you still in the LDB Challenge? As I said previously, I’m still in despite the fact that the boys in the warehouse play local radio which has an Xmas tune every fourth song. Why am I typing this drivel? Oh yeah…
To The Game!
Ravens/Jags:
-Poor Jacktown-they played the #1 defense last week and their prize for having done that is the #2 defense this evening.
-Baltimore leads the league with 49 sacks-not good news for a guy that gets passed around correctional facilities like a carton of Marlboros who also happens to have a gimpy ankle.
-Lamar! only averages 225 yards passing per game but he went for 300+ last week. The Jags D gives up a very healthy average of 265 so our favorite Jackson might just have back-to-back 300 games for only the second time in his career. Seriously, he’s only done it once? In this passing-friendly league?
-Travis Etouffee got off to a hot start but he’s now in the midst of an eight game streak of not having rushed for 100 yards. He probably needs more Holy Trinity in his diet.
-A win by the Ravens gets them to a 68% chance of achieving the top seed in the AFC
-A Jags win virtually guarantees them top spot in the putrid NFC South, as though that were a goal worth striving for.
-Flowers For AlgerZay: He’s been gobbling up the targets recently and has been good for 20+ fantasy points the last two weeks.
Go get ’em.
Jaguars showing the kind of pre-emergency planning that has every single property insurance carrier in the nation abandoning the Florida market.
Goddammit. Again.
BWHAHAHAHA!
Excellent clock management there.
“In Mother Russia, clock manages you!”
-Demetri Pederson, Джексонвилл
They’re not booing, they’re yelling, “DUUUUUUUU-VALLLLLLL.”
No, they’re booing, and rightfully so.
TOLD you jags got money on the game
Khans trying to make up for that AEW contract
I can’t wait until these broadcasts become AI. I’ll take tje game Madden/Romo team over any ‘Real’ NBC lineup.
I’m getting some kinda of pro sports team. If you can generate gambling interest; you’ve got a seat at the table.
Give me Keith Jackson and Pat Summerall for my AI booth
$4.99/month
Worth it.
I was watching Blue Hawaii with Elvis and, as his mom, Angela Landsbury. When he returns home from his 2- year stint with the army, she compliments Elvis that, in his uniform, he looks like General Stonewall Jackson.
I don’t think people realize how much addition by subtraction America is going to have no choice but to experience over the next 10 years.
Flopping, the Karen of the sporting world.
Counterpoint: what happens to a young lady’s body after Joe Mixon cracks that loudmouth bitch in the face.
Walking in an intimidating fashion foul matters nawt
Fashion fowl?
Dicks.
this game is…kinda dumb
So was that.
PRAISE BLEERGH(?)
Jaws + It = Night Swim
Yeah, so those long snap to pass times are why Lamar! didn’t have a 300 game till now. Used to be he would run out of those, now they don’t want him running as much cuz injuries so he’s transitioned to scambling but still staying back and eventually finding a pass
Seems like the optimal use of his freakish physical skill set.
Is this game better than reading a book in the bathtub? No, it is not. See you later.
Ooh, I might do that tomorrow night. I haven’t read in the tub in years, but I got the Chicago bathroom in good shape now so I totally should
As much as you crave it. Do not have toast.
Hopefully he’s not smelling any
NBC with the Molly Hatchet drop.
Goddammit. (I feel like I’ll be saying this a lot tonight).
Oh that was a BIG whoopsie doodle!
Prison Girlfriend dropped the soap!
jags have money on this game
Dear Lamar! Please throw it to Flowers for Algernon. Thank you – Charlie Gordon
“Loks lyke Lamar.! puled a Shecogo Bares!” – Chicago Bears
Is the whiskey I’m drinking good? It’s 108 proof, so who cares if it’s good?
Can you still feel your sinuses?
At this proof, the contents of his sinuses should be vaporized by now.
Lookit all those kids in the stadium pool. Sanitary!
Hourish until boarding so gonna watch the game and drink a subsidized beer at the Lark Creek Grill, woo, subsidized!
At this point, I just assume you have a double 0 status working on Her Majesty’s Secret Service.
This is just priority pass, I think everyone in here is using it because it’s really overpriced otherwise
A good spy never tells anyone she is a good spy.
*wink-wink
Subsidized? That the Democrats for ya
But this is a subsidy for people with good enough credit to get a premium credit card, the Democrats only subsidize the poors and rich people with student loans
So eldest right and son in law are getting a bacon of the month thing for Christmas.
Just 3 months though that shit is stupid expensive.
Because I was ordering bacon I bought a slab of Broadbent hickory smoked bacon.
That shit is a hickory smoked motherfucker right there.
Damn tasty bacon product indeed.
Bet that would make a hell of a quiche.
good for a league that its officials dont know some rules. sure.
You should watch English footy. Even with video review they put on a clinic of shadiness and ineptitude.
I think FIFA will always be my gold standard of shadiness
SHANK’LHOR and DOINK enjoying the Florida weather tonight. Dammit.
Doink!
Doing the best he can with the limited cosmetics selection in the prison commissary.
Alright, giving Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny a shot, pray for Mojo.
its ok. better than the previous one and thats all it needed to be.
I concur. Better than Crystal Skull.
Better than Temple of Doom?
Watched it Friday night. Was not impressed, and a little disappointed. Old Indy shuffling along was a little sad, tbh.
I almost forgot.
SHUT. UP. COLLINSWORTH.
How do you all forget to push the MUTE button every fucking week?
In an uncharacteristically aware move, NFL+ starts with all videos on mute
“Fiddler on the Roof? That movie was saved by zero.”
-Cy Curnin, movie reviewer
I’m as Jewish as Tevye.
Which one?
Yes.
all those waffle houses down there really took its toll
Good evening, we’re now at the part of the holidays where I get angry that “Do-Re-Mi” from The Sound in Music is in B-flat Major. It’s not “Si-Do-Re” dammit, they use fixed do!
you know who eventually made krauts like them b-flat? the allies
Update: Apparently Austria uses movable do.
https://youtu.be/gq8xEEdMdBc?si=TzPdUXgs1FUt5jMM
Gish by Smashing Pumpkins is absolutely phenomenal. Corgan became a knob, but he was amazing in the 1900’s
Also awesome in the 1900’s? Enrico Caruso.
Don’t forget Mario Lanza. The original Italian tenor in my life.
MA loved her some Mario Lanza.
Related to Tony Danza?
So….what is Michael Phelps up to? Just hanging out?
Do you think he still swims? Eight hours of swimming a day for 25 years ought to be enough.
He just has a float tank, the chillest form of almost swimming
Flacco apparently is cutting lose with another come from behind victory by having a glass of warm skim milk and a piece of toast.
Wild man.
Wonder bread, toasted?
Easy on the toast there wild man!
Lightly. Let’s not get crazy here. Maybe a little I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter, because he’s celebrating. But no jelly. Jelly is for champions.
yes, we are ALL sleeping on your ravens
have you seen them do what they do during the month of january since 2013
lower seed ravens are a legit danger and always has been
high seed front running ravens are a mortal lock for one-and-done
And now we play a game of “can Lady BFC tell how much whiskey I drank next door/am I gonna get into trouble for being drunk?”
It’s not a fun game.
This is a carnival shutting down near Dulles Airport, in Virginia.
I grew up around there. The transition has been crazy.
You will need to watch this several times to see everything.
https://vimeo.com/724704297
Been out of LDBC for weeks, multiple times. Have a bye in FF this week (2nd place in regular season).
And as shared on the previous thread, out of LDBC as of a few hours ago.
Well that banner image gives a new meaning to “Fuck Canada”
You can’t get more self-serious than Mike Florio. It’s impossible.
He was on the Jagoofs train since the preseason
I really like this. It’s at a little park at the approach to LAX Runway 24R, across from the In-N-Out burger. It took 7 hours to set up (no lie) because I knew the exact plane that would be landing. The mother and her son were just gravy.
https://vimeo.com/693405435
Nice framing
That guy that was just on SNF either has gone full Aryan Nation, or asked his barber for a haircut straight out of The Hunter Games.
Hunger Games. JFC.
Still in the LDB challenge! Despite attending a work potluck with Christmas music going AND attending my 11th or 12th consecutive Nutcracker ballet!
I control my own destiny at this point.
Daydrinking at the pub then red wine drinking is good for the soul.
/ just got caught by Deci pouring him a bath, drinking wine, solo dancing.
Until the SNF game, I present Joyriding High on Dope
This is actually just some test footage for a commercial I shot. I had my Sony A7III and my iPhone 12 mounted on the roof of my
Ford ExplorerRolls Royce SUV. The iPhone was the superior footage. These were all tests, and I obviously love the Torrance refinery. They never used my footage but I got paid in full.https://vimeo.com/778556886
“Joyriding high on dope” is either a Parquet Courts song or something Nixon would say on his secret tapes regarding hippies.
Out of Math Is Hard!, out of LDBC.
Boooo