So they’re saying the weather might make this an even uglier game than expected. I’m not anticipating much in the way of scoring here but perhaps it’ll end up being entertaining in other ways.
To The Game!
Steelers/Ravens:
-Masonic Rules: Rudolph has done the unlikely-he’s been just good enough. Wins over Cincy and Seattle have Pitt in the position of being able to squirt into the post-season even if they lose. (if the stars align and that bakers dozen of rooster claws arrive in time)
-Baltimore’s lineup is doing a fine impression of a pre-season game what with so many staters out of the game. And who’s to say how many more get pulled at halftime?
-History would appear to favor the Steelers given that they’re 6-1 vs the Ravens since 2020.
-Back From the Scrap Heap: Mel Gordon will no doubt get the bulk of the carries as the game goes on. Remember when he was relevant?
-Speaking of, expect Pitt to sell out and stop that run game because they’ve been exposed by San Fran and Indy. Besides, no one is afraid of Bateman, Agholor and Treadwell.
-The O/U on this tilt is a sparse 34.5-tis folly to expect back-and-forth action.
-Drought: Should the Steelers get to the next stage don’t expect too much-they haven’t advanced in the playoffs since 2016.
-Fans Were Right: To Blame Canada. The running game has risen from the grave, Pickens is finally getting moved around/put in motion and the overall play-calling is a bit more imaginative.
Talk amongst yourselves.
personal fav famous nipples (rock concerts arent usually cold but apparently that one was)
Nice Gretsch. With the Bigsby bridge.
Might have to break mine out and get electric.
duesenberg!
Poison Ivy plated a Gretsch too.
Wait… Since when did Nelson Agholor learn to catch?
More nipple famous? I give you Cheryl Tiegs. That issue of Sports Illustrated got an amazing workout back in the day.
That is the fugliest bathing suit. Looks like she’s wearing an incontinence pad.
Plenty of times, one walks off the pitch with blown ACL (especially after a non-contact injury like that). I wouldn’t be encouraged.
Many a Yinzer’s bungholes are clenched.
at least not due to some questionably fresh Polish sausage (this once)
Both.
Nipple Famous? I’m going Farrah
Alternate: Phoebe Cates
oh my YES
Honorable Mention: Jennifer Aniston and the person who turned the air conditioner down on the set of Friends.
Matt Canada had it written in his Separation Agreement that the Steelers must use his playbook and gameplay in the first three quarters of the Week 18 game?
offensive football! a long forward pass!
TO THE SUPER BOWL! STILLERS!
As a Bengals fan seeing another season go sideways by a superstar taking a slow, injured, gingerly walk to the locker room in an away game in Baltimore
This is boring. Shouldn’t a game with the Steelers be….
/puts on sunglasses
…riveting?
YEEEEEEEAAAAAHHHHH!
Fucking Watt-it’s a slight sprain at worst.
Fucking TJ Watt: The Dani Rhodes Biopic
Tyler Huntley’s jersey number is fitting, no?
How far can Justin Tucker kick in this rain. Need Baltimore to help out a certain team in Western New York.
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Welcome to Pill Town, TJ Watt. Population: YOU!
Am I enjoying this game? I’m honestly not sure.
It’s definitely being played. I can’t refute that.
Now I’m not enjoying it.
TJ’s knee just went asplode.
He walked off the field-he’s the same kind of attention whore his brother is.
We lost Lacey.
top 10 famous nipples
Only five contenders?
Space Karen needs to stop being weird, and get to Mars.
Man it has been COLD this week. Finally easing off a bit today but, man, I’m so excited for the day I can spend my winters in Hawaii and snowbird the F out of here.
I’d give all of my 12 DFO dollars for someone to do an Anne Murray/Lynyrd Skynyrd Snowbird/Free Bird mashup.
I’m as free as a snow bird. Spread your tiny wings and fly away, aay, ayy, aay, aay, aay. Snow bird yah [11minute guitar solo ensues, Anne Murray wraps herself in the Confederate flag and dances across the stage]
Hold up, you got DFO dollars?
They’re pinned to TSLA. Always have been.
Every time I see Scott Van Pelt I think he’s so brave, doing his job despite experiencing the ravages of cancer.
Stunning AND brave, you might say!
I’m glad he survived the concentration camp.
I’ve changed my mind. I want to see the Steelers in the playoffs, just to see who they put behind center.
not the first time mason rudolph fumbled away a golden opportunity on jan 6th
Ravens are peacefully and patriotically marching into the Steelers backfield.
On the positive side, Rudolph didn’t take a sack there.
hooray late season contract bonus sack!
Asking for the class – what are Yinzers’ chances if they get Most Glorious DRAW?
Then DUVALLLLLL would have to lose and the Clots and 500s have any result EXCEPT Most Glorious Draw.
This would be a great result.
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oh man, y’all do NOT want to hope on the Donks tomorrow…
That’s the one good thing about the Bengals being out; don’t have to worry about teams I’ve spent the season laughing at bailing us out.
Realistic Hallmark Movie Incoming:
/our family has been estranged from my mother for quite some time
My Mother: [reaches out to her oldest grandson after 15 years]
Family: “Ok, ok. Maybe she’d like to make amends. That’s a good start.”
Oldest: [visits his grandmother, things are awkward but are sorta ok]
Family: “Perhaps we can rebuild some bridges.” [tenuous feeling of hopefulness creeps in]
/four days later
My Mother: [calls her grandson again and goes on a 70+ minute diatribe about how his mother is the worst person ever]
Family: “Whoop! There it is!!!”
Some people…….
“Ok, we’ll buy the rights but is Lori Loughlin really ready to play a grandma?”
If you can name these people, you are old as fuck like me
By this metric, I am not old as fuck
I think second from the left is Run Jeremy.
Lol damn autocorrect
Nice try, but no.
Looks like Roy Rogers, Don Adams, Bob Newhart, and some football player.
Bubba Smith?
Nope. Looks like him though.
You have the first three. Gumby says the 4th one is George Foreman.
That’s definitely George Foreman.
Last person in that picture I would have guessed made a fortune on selling grills
I don’t even know what those plaid things are
70’s ” fashion.” No wonder we were/are all on drugs.
This match has been utter bollocks so far! If things don’t improve quickly, those soaked fans might think about staging their own January 6th insurrection!
Maybe no one wants to win this game?
BLEEEERGH happily steps in
BLEERGH always wins. Through BLEERGH, all things are possible. All hail BLEERGH.
I know I don’t!
Ok, I’m mad again.
Feel better – in no man’s land there, they probably go for it on 4th and don’t get it.
dio-sabbath bumper music? oh shit
Every other Yinzer offensive play has been an inch from absolute disaster,
Melvin Gordon is so aptly named.
I was mad about that punt. I’m not mad anymore!
the change has been sudden!
STILLERS TO THE SUPER BOWL!
this crew couldnt even do a high school homecoming right
Afternoon all!
And to think, Mason is accomplishing all this DESPITE Mike Tomlin! – Yinzer sportsball talk radio
A lot of folks don’t like Tomlin, but I can’t qwhite put my finger on as to why.
Thank you Baby Jesus. Thank you Ricky Bobby!
Mother Nature needs to drop the temp by 15 degrees.
Come to Alberta next week.
4k, 8k, 69k, doesnt matter what tv you got, nature can still make a game look like an out of focus 70s porn film
The weather in Charm City looks as miserable as a jjfozz night with his family.
Ugh, nfl+ keeps freezing. Might go back to video games. Moar like NFL-, AMIRIGHT??
Ravens cheer squad looking hot in their rainwear. Seriously, it seems too heavy and bulky, they must be sweating underneath.
I bet on the Yinzers, adjust accordingly
FAA grounding 171 737 MAX planes as a gesture of solidarity for the Jets being out of the playoffs
Brian Daboll is grounding 50 pounds of whole chuck meat for sausages as a gesture of…kidding, he just does that every Saturday because a man has his needs.
“if he gets fired hes got a spot on my coaching staff.”
-a. reid
today is jan 6th. mason rudolph is gonna ball the fuck out
After his riveting pre-game speech – None of y;all BLEEEEEPPPPP better make me look bad on Trump Vengeance Day!
The tale of today’s game will be turnovers. That will dictate who wins.
Man, if it weren’t raining, donuts would be great.
“no one will fault the Ravens for sitting Lamar unless it it turns out not to work”
Oh man I legit forgot there was football today.
This must be how Trent Green goes through life.
Riding his Purple Monkey straight into the Dishwasher!
“Who?”
-T. Green