Dry January was four long days for me. Can you believe it’s February already? Time sure does fly.
To The Games!
Seahawks/Cards:
Seattle needs a W and a Green Bay L to slip in by the wrinkled skin of Coach Carroll’s teeth. But Arizona is such a bizarre team-all of their wins are against playoff teams. (Dallas, Pitt, Philly and maybe ATL)
Bears/Packers:
You know, this game has never interested me because it seems that they’ve never been good at the same time but that looks to be changing. Both now have above average qb’s in place. (now that Strawberry has had the game plan simplified-cynics would say ‘dumbed down’) If Chicago does the smart thing and keeps him and drafts well they’ll have at minimum two more difference-makers in place next year.
Chiefs/Chargers:
Does interim coach Giff Smith get his first W in his last game vs K.C.’s backups and third-stringers? I say ‘no’. As always, Kadarius is out with a light bruise on his earlobe or whatever. Andy should let the guy loose over the summer but he’s a bit stubborn and that would be a full admission that he made a mistake so it likely won’t happen.
Broncos/Raiders:
Since Pierce was elevated to the head spot the defense has improved tremendously. I’m betting that HI! I’M MARK DAVIS will give him a very generous contract even though the former has no leverage whatsoever. It’s the Raiders Way.
Eagles/Giants:
Fucking New York-name me a worse starting o-line. And before you make your argument allow me to say that they’ve given up 83 sacks, 20 more than the next-worst unit. Game after game these guys are befuddled by stunts from the d-line and lb’s and it just hasn’t been improved, let alone fixed. Truly a mystery. The good news? The Giants overall futility has them lined up for a top 5 pick.
Rams/Niners:
Both teams are trying to get out of this without injuries so the 4th quarter may end up looking like a Pro Bowl game. San Fran has been the favorite in 25 straight tilts.
Cowboys/Commies:
Howell is back in the driver’s seat. Despite only being sacked three times in the last three games he has a 3-10 TD/INT number. That’s what happens when enough film comes in and a coaching-out-the- string staff doesn’t bother to dial down and correct things. For that reason it’s hard to tell if he’s a poor decision-maker or a risk-taker at this point. I lean towards the latter. Dallas is angling for the division title but if they see Philly up big I’m sure they’ll pull all their skill guys in the 2nd half.
Give me your best.
GB/Dallas
The Insufferabowl!
Dak! for MVP?
Are the voters bold enough to bestow such an honor on a sentient deli meat?
No, it’ll be the other exclamation pointed quartered back: LAMAR!
YAHHHHHH…HEREWEGO!!!!!!!
I kinda want the last pass by fields as a bear to be a wild overthrow of dj moore
next bears/packers game in green bay will be one year shy of a full decade (2015) since the last bears win in lambeau
maybe firing lovie, whom made it priority one to beat gb, wasnt such a good idea
It’s Cooper Rush time!
i will say this about the bears
7-10 is exactly what i expected out of them, and they did it in the most annoying way that they could
DOINK!
I’m not watching the Bears game as I’m at the airport (and also out of fucks) but I have a feeling there’s one more pointless Cairo Santos field goal left to go.
That what passes as a Big Time Hit?
Jeeze — people are soft….
Squishy too!
“Justin Fields, as the independent neurologist I have been told by the officials that you are cleared for playing!”
Clearly time to cut that bum Aubrey.
We’re on to KRAKEN season
Go Ice Bombers Go!
The Independent Neurologist Rule is an absolute joke.
“Any [hic] grey goose jokes?”
-Dr David Chao, Checking In For Work
What are you talking about? The doc from Cannonball Run is excellent.
I’d be more impressed by Murray dancing around Seattle’s defense if it weren’t his like 8th game of the season.
The Independent Neurologist is ejecting Fields for that hit that absolutely did not happen per the referees.
Bleergh has entered the chat
Nice to see Fields’ back healed up quickly
I don’t really see a reason for Dak, Lamb, Pollard, or really any Dallas starter to be in this game at this point.
Washington couldn’t score 25 points in a quarter in the Dallas back-ups just knelt 3 times on every possessions and ran clock.
Cause I’s paying ’em for the FULL GAME, yeeeehhhhhaaaaawwww
LET THE N WORDS EARN THOSE BONUS GREENBACKS!
welcome to chicago, caleb
rip fields
OR NOT?!
Also, ROBBED OF THE PETERMAN! NOOOO!
Is Romo really that dumb?
I believe we know the answer is yes.
I don’t know what you’re talking about, but I’m still going with ‘yes’
What did i miss?
Rhetorical question is rhetorical.
How in the hell was a flag not thrown?
On the positive side, we have Peterman, man, in the game
Fucking dirty hit. Eat shit GB
I love that cbs shows me 6 seconds of Horseshoe Bend with team logos while the audio is nonstop escalating whistles, suggesting mayhem is coming down on the field that i can’t see.
Eagles on the board with a field goal. The game isn’t a total embarrassment now!
Beautiful
IN-COM-PLETE
As a Giants follower there’s nothing to take away from this game. The starting qb in ’24 isn’t playing, the DC might not be around and we happened to play the Eagles during their monumental collapse.
Some good big guy celebrating today!
Wait– oh OF COURSE we’re going to make a big deal of 1,000 yd seasons even as we approach an even-20 game schedule.
And it’s the annual “How many weeks until spring training” time of year.
Well shit.
https://twitter.com/jaysonst/status/1744132584097935607
CHOKE
YAHHHHHH…HEREWEGO!!!!!!!
I’m amped.
Is it just me or doesn’t Geno Smith have a dumb punchable face?
Dakota Jesus is dealing.
Tyrod is a lesson in injured players going to the sideline and not getting a punctured lung because the staff was somewhat competent.
David Chao is the dumbest dumbfuck doctor to ever dumb dumbfuck.
He’d likely make a fuckton more money being a ‘consultant’ across the league but no, he wants to be ‘
handslungs-on’.In Dr David Chao and his legal teams defense, none of these men had any idea the human body could even be penetrated more than 2 inches before Tyrod was respiratoryily mutilated.
D. Favre filed an Amicus curiae in this case
Bleergh apparently didn’t make the trip to gb. 3 quarters, zero flags for the flag god. The disciples will be punished.
The game is in Green Bay, believe me, when it matters, it’s fucking coming.
THAT is the attitude.
Ain’t no way the dude in the mounjaro commercial ever smiled that much at anything other than a big pile of chicken wings.
Coach Petey looks like he is cold, and thinks wolves are after him.
He seems pretty gristly, if I was a wolf I would probably go for Mike McCarthy. Andy Reid would turn the tables and I would end up as BBQ wolf
3rd and 5
Commanders: CeeDee Lamb? Never heard of him.
Romo called them the [*Redacted] s.
He’s the REAL Cowboy around there.
I haven’t seen Love this clumsy since Urkel first met Laura Winslow.
https://twitter.com/ArtButSports/status/1744132561398382720
I fucking LOVE it.
Go Chi****!
Are the refs in chi/GB from the nhl?
I mean, it IS cold up thar
Tis a balmy 34
No wonder so many portly gentlemen opted to go shirtless!
Opted?
I swear to God I should just start a fantasy team with all green bay players. Can’t win every week with that
Congrats to Puka. But also, fuck the Rams
Maybe he will be Vrabel’s eventual successor?
(I meant el Tractorcito, too high to respond to the right comment)
By God that’s the SonofSpam signal!
Aw, Mr King Henry is really nice
That was an awesome gesture by him.
Sad for the Tits though
If the refs are gonna suck they could at least let that Bears play nawt be a touchback
Seeing that guy slip and fall on the sideline in gb made me smile.
The Bears defense looks like they’ve already moved from Chicago to the suburbs of Lake Forest.
So happy there were so many dumb teams ahead of the Cowboys who passed on Lamb.
Oh, yes, there are the Commanders we’ve seen all season.
Tyrod feeling that Philly is such a giving team that it was time to give back.