The Weather Channel tells me that the windchill-aided temperature is going to be -18 in your fairinheight. So bust out your dumb-looking balloon coats and your warmest pantaloons-she’s going to be chilly.
To The Game!
Fins/Chiefs:
-TYREEK REVENGE GAME ALERT: You’ll hardly hear anything about this.
-Frickin’ K.C. is playing their 15th straight home playoff game.
-The Fins need to get pressure but how? They’ve recently lost five starting defenders and those guys are being replaced by recent coach potatoes Bruce Irvin, Melvin Ingram and Justin Houston. Things should be better on O right? Welp, Waddle and Mostert are hobbling on tender ankles and Achane is just coming back.
-The beleagured and (rightly) heavily criticized Chiefs wr corps did exactly as you suspected-led the league in dropped passes. Kadarius-if he bothers to play-will be good for two oopsies. Mark it down.
-Sneaky Difference-Maker?: If footing is an issue my vote goes to downhill, one cut runner Jeff Wilson Jr. being utilized more than usual. Given the gap in talent between the co-starters and the 3rd stringer it likely won’t happen. But McDaniel is one hell of a playcaller that tries to find an edge and I wouldn’t put it past him.
-Starting cb Xavien Howard won’t be answering the bell this evening.
-Cliches Exist For A Reason: Everyone is saying Miami can’t play in the cold. The game/weather stats back this up-the team has lost the last ten games played in below 40 degree temps.
Let’s do this.
SUDDEN TUA-OVER!
Good looking drive for the Fins.
Not so fast my friend…
and we have an INT
I love Mike McDaniel. I want to play lego with him and listen to his hip hop collection. That is all.
I’m too lazy to pull up peacock.
Where does this game rank on all time coldest games?
I assume the freezer bowl is still #1
ice bowl was 1, freezer was 2
i think this is 4
Still colder up here. It legits takes me 4 sessions to finish a zig zag papered joint because it is so cold outside.
/BC Dick will now show up and call mea soft canoe bark smoker.
“Canoe bark? Where could I score some of that?”
-T. Marinovich
they said #4, the CIN/SD “Ice Bowl” was #2 (which I do remember as a child – my little brother was/is a Bungles fan)
Another reason why boobs rule
what is this fair maiden’s name?
pamela gardner
formerly indianapolis meteorologist, now BAWSTAHN
Just saw the commercial for Tropical Smoothie Cafe, guess I gotta firebomb the local franchise at half time
The local franchises* shouldn’t be held accountable for corporate HQ’s shitty choices.
*I have no frame of reference, never been to a Tropical Smoothie Cafe
You were in Canada the whole time
The coldest temperature that I’ve experienced was -29 in Milan Illinois in 1980 or 81? Wind chill was-71.
It was cold.
Was that the same weekend as the 1981 afc championship? Aka the freezer bowl, Jan. 10 1982
I think that was a couple of years later?
Maybe.
yes hahaha YES
haha the high/low in Portland is 15/13.
Were they able to round up the homeless in time? Although cleaning up frozen corpses would be easier.
This is the first thing that came to my mind when I heard they postponed the Steelers-Bills game:
I would have loved the shit out of that 4-2 masterpiece
I can’t figure out where Mike McDaniel got his winter clothes from…
I wonder if there was something else that cold Seahawks v. Vikings game was known for…
I forgot how fucking funny that was. Were we all still at KSK then, or had we migrated here? My sense of time sucks.
That was 2015, so I believe it was the last playoffs before we all became #upforwhatever.
We had migrated by that time.
The milestone I always remember is the Malcom butler interception was February 2015, all the off season drama with Brady was in 2015, and his first four game suspensions of 2015 were the first on the new site
Nailed It!
Oh goddamnit.
Bud Grant wearing short sleeves
https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQ66BASYQQnLlc5wHOTluAVSv4MoMy3BxzTu8D4p9P2HA&s
You can almost see the formaldehyde leaking from his eyes.
How bad does it hurt to punt a frozen football? Because that looked like it hurt a lot.
Waiting for Tyreek Hill to catch fire. (Too soon?)
ah repeat, I ain’t too proud to beg, no!
SHOW US TAY TAY YOU COWARDS
I bet punting is gonna be a bitch and a half.
goddamned ball landed like a shot put
kickin’ rocks
If only they had gone with orcas for the team mascot instead of the common bottlenose
This was supposed to be in response to spurs comment:
Every time Kelce drops a pass Taylor has to take off a piece of clothing.
Those Dolphins look like the accidentally migrated too far north.
Miami must hate the cold. And playing defense.
That was sudden.
Goddamn I love to watch Pacheco run.
Me, too. And Tay Tay, also.
GRATEST NAVAL STRATEGIST UV OUR TIMES
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJK0jhymE5A
YAAS KWEEN!
Evening, folks. Looks like I should’ve watched the Texans game earlier. Ah well. The shovelling is finally done and the marking is partly done. I have some ice cold beer, two pounds of wings in the oven, and the edible should be kicking in probably twenty minutes from now. Time to relax while home alone.
Every time Kelce drops a pass Taylor has to take off a piece of clothing.
Kelce scores and Taylor gets her tongue stuck to the window blowing him a kiss
Do you really want to see that?
Enjoy the moneys, Mrs. Mahomes. Because THIS is your future.
Is he allergic to bee stings?
Just like the postal service, racist chants won’t be stopped by cold or snow or dark of night
Andy Reid has a nice natural insulation
Stadium NAWT full? BLACKOUT TEH KC NBC STATION
baseball town
PROTECT DA SHIELD
WHERE IS ROB LOWE WHEN U NEED HIM
the fuck did kaylee do to get this assignment
I, for one, will offer my services to keep her warm this evening.
Kaylee proceeds to gut Mr. Ayo like a Tauntaun
Miami hasn’t played a game with this many lines of snow since the 80s
yikes, I don’t want spunky little Kaylee to die!
FACK YOU YOU FACKIN FACKS THIS FACKIN WETTAH AINT JACK FACK BELICHECK WOULDDA HAHD THE GREATRIOTS HERAH IF IT WAHSN’T FOAH THAHT FACK MAHC NO ONE DENIES THIS
MAH NIPPLES GOT STUCK-AH TO HOUSE-OH. FACKIN QUEE-UH!
Stream quality is at least good/way better than Prime Video. SO FAR.
Just got the “Share your data with the NFL” Option too.
Why?
Because the good folks at the NFL would like to get to know you well? Howard Jones addressed this more than a few years ago.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Y37WPBBJIQ&ab_channel=HowardJones-Topic
So the execs can have the supporting data that justifies forcing every NFL fan to sub to a new streaming service, so future games can be app exclusive.
Good news! Cris chickened out of this deathly assignment.
Bad news! Princeton Red steps in (at least he talks less, I suppose)
Collinsworth sent his dumbshit son instead
just as part of the sideline jackass brigade, thank fuck
The nasty weather is keeping away the fair weather fans so ticket prices are dirt cheap for the diehard fans to attend. Drink those beers fast or they’ll freeze.
Considering the video I saw, better that than water, which flash froze.
Holy shit!
https://twitter.com/on3prosports/status/1746334550702092443?s=46&t=3t_7GPPQ4T4Zd65_eRHmtw
With both an AFC and a NFC game on Monday, do you think they would schedule both 1 seeds to play Sunday if the lower seed teams both win on Monday? It would be pretty shitty to make a team play Monday then Saturday
Of course not. Ratings are way more important than player safety. Plus they have to make up for a Monday afternoon game this week.
I honestly thought La Brea had been canceled during the first season, much less getting a 3rd.
That the one about some X-Men Savage Lands bullshit?
Hey! Savage Land Rogue had it going on!
https://is.zobj.net/image-server/v1/images?r=r3AUOF5TJG8OAmIZf3e2SJQSAwjtzn4vYnFhnG7pIp56-pvTTlUPsy-KMcJxx3ILybU60OIclRAOalAa8CFtvchgJzScWohB2OktFgX4jDeHiuOfA_8eBv3svk73O65mW8HGa3h6ohZcQLJR3NTMDTXItJz-9HawrVlPeouJBSpUDjmm4IclBn4zqN5aIPNqOLd5agoJ9YMlEQDGd-3AturcAHlfIIHArK0p0g
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LKTKXA6U_O8
My only complaint about this track is it ends.
Looks like NFL+ gets the Spanish broadcast. Works for me!
Oh, I get the English too, but it’s just prudently listed after the Spanish broadcast
That’s just bros being bros, not like changing the diaper of a baby you fathered through heterosexual intercourse, which is totally gay
Is this from the upcoming Dune: The Christmas Special?
I’m guessing that receiver gloves are nawt that warm, and chilly fingers are nawt conducive to catching, so expecting even moar dropsies than usual tonight
You wouldn’t think
NosferatuDungy would be susceptible to the cold.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ds_0C-hmq-I
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DL-HvfVwZKM
Is the soundtrack better than the movie? It’s really close.