Hello there fellow DFO’er.  Hope you’re well today.  And thanks for coming back to see last weeks comments of the week as decided by my brain.  There’s no reason as to why some comments make it and others don’t. Seriously. There isn’t.

This weeks cheesy motivational quote is:
The greatest good you can do for another, is not to share your own riches, but to reveal to him, his own [in bed].
Benjamin Disraeli

So, we all have skillz in bed, we just need to be shown what they are. I think mine is being able to fall asleep within 30 seconds of my head hitting the pillow.

As a reminder, Sunday comments stand alone and Monday comments will go on the next week’s post.

Note that during the offseason, I’ll probably look at the Sunday posts.

Without further ado, here are the comments of the week.

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I think Purdy did well overall. There were a couple questionable pass playcalls, and a few broken plays where he didn’t do anything dumb, but someone like Lamar! (or maybe even Purdy in a few years) could have miraculously made something happen and kept the offense on the field longer when they had the initial lead. Could have made the difference in such a tight ending. I’m gonna blame Baby Shanny, cuz I want to. He maybe has a bit too much confidence that his scheme is good enough to be plug-and-play for any situation.
Doktor Zymm

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Surely next season will be the year the Cowboys win the Super Bowl.

Get to the Super Bowl?

Get to the NFC Championship game?

Win the wild card game?

Just not trip over their dicks and fall flat on their faces in the first round of the play-offs?
Horatio Cornblower

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With the Super Bowl over, Taylor Swift will now be turning her attention to completing her Ph.D. in quantum physics and nuclear fusion energy research; her dissertation will probably completed in the next 4-5 weeks.
The Maestro

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0:00-70:00: 49ers Defense singlehanded keeps them in the game: “…”
70:00-74:57: Defense runs out of gas. “I always knew our defense would let us down.”
Redshirt

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I 100% read that planetary siege/tunnel war as being led by former SeaTruther QB Dave Krieg.
King Hippo

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The company I have final rounds with the next couple days sent me a $20 Grubhub code to order food for my interview. That is super nice of them and hopefully the code still works after the interview since grubhub isn’t in New Zealand
Doktor Zymm

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All right, I’m off to the recycling center. Anybody want me to say hi to Jim Tomsula for them?
Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

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The earlier talk about catholicism got me thinking.
I really didn’t have religion as a big part of my life growing up and I’m an old bastard.
My great grandmother was from Ireland and she became a Baptist.
Which, you know whatever.
Fine.

But my mom’s parents were pentecostal with the speaking in tongues and shit and my still formulating brain couldn’t deal with that shit.
Basically I never grew up with religion and don’t carry the guilt of it but some shit still fucks with me.

Guess you could call that subliminal implantation.

I’ve given both of my girls and all my granddaughters the ability to seek and find and if what you find works for you that’s great.

Just don’t expect to find my heathen ass sitting in a pew next to you on Sundays.

I’ve got cooking to do.
yeah right

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I already had TPB on when I entered this post. Good signs.

My wife is doing the Valentine’s Day at School Prep with blaxito. I came home early and we had like a late lunch that served as my Insurance payment to get to the “real Valentine’s Day date” on Saturday. Had good weather. So the backstop is solid there.

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& in today’s “Not A Drag Queen Reading Books to Kids” headlines:

‘A Texas pastor has been fired over “a pattern of predatory manipulation, sexual exploitation, and abuse of influence,” including with a minor in 2011.’
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2024/02/12/austin-texas-pastor-aaron-ivey-firing/72577443007/
BeefReeferLives

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I was just surfing the Royal Retros site to see if I should donate any more money to Vietnamese orphans in return for off-brand but strangely high-quality hockey jerseys. I was reminded of the recent social media rantings about the latest replicas from Fanatics, which apparently suck more than usual.

So, completely unrelated, you can go to Royal Retros and get a “Creamsicle” jersey, an “orange crush” jersey, a “birds” jersey, (it’s green), and several other generically named jerseys for NFL teams. For an additional fee they’ll even customize it for you. Hypothetically you could get a “Creamsicle” jersey with “Selmon” and “63” on it. And not give a thin dime to those dirty bastards at Fanatics.
Horatio Cornblower

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This Kansas City mass murder event is why everyone snowbirds here in Arizona — there will never be the dangers of a Super Bowl Championship celebration happening in Phoenix.
blaxabbath

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MRs. Fozz has returned from her business trip, and it was last night. And I completely spaced on the fact it was Valentine’s Day. However, i was a good catholic boy and went and got ashes. I hate Lent. I hate Easter even more.
jjfozz

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February is the Tuesday of months
Sharkbait

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I HAVE A 4 DAY WEEKEND!
Tomorrow I go for Dutch Pankoeks with the family then fly to Vancouver for the night!
BeerguyRob is picking me up for a 3 hour tour then he drops me off at Silversun Pickups at the best small venue in Canada!

/I too am excited.

litre_cola

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“double strain”
Who’s got time for that?
-DFO degens
Game Time Decision

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It’s Saturday here, but on the sexy side my eavesdropping leads me to believe that the 2 gentlemen on my right at the bar are on a first date! Both from out of town, so perhaps an app-enabled first date. Get it on, you two!
Doktor Zymm

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Hour and a half late. BeerguyRob the gentleman he is picked me up and now we are drinking at a cash only underground bowling alley.
litre_cola

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/speaking of “discount experiences” down below
//this happened a few years ago

Grocery Manager: “I was approached by another supplier and their prices are cheaper-I’m going to give them a try.”

Me: [kinda stunned] “Ok, well, if you need anything just give me a call.”

Grocery Manager: “This company sends me crap and refuses to give me credit on the stuff that I can’t sell. I guess I’m coming back to you with my tail between my legs.”*

Me: “Glad to have you back.”

*the ‘tail between my legs’ is a verbatim quote**

**I had no idea she was a Furry
scotchnaut

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SUN: [is behind clouds all morning]

LAUNDRY THAT RIKKI HUNG UP: [waits patiently]

SUN: [comes out]

– five seconds later –

DR. MRS. DEADLY, ESQ.: [takes down laundry]
Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

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https://www.nbcnews.com/think/opinion/rush-limbaugh-died-lung-cancer-after-denying-smoking-s-risk-ncna1258395

Let’s all put aside our differences and congratulate the big man himself, Rush Limbaugh, on achieving three years of sobriety today. It’s truly a momentous achievement Mr. Limbaugh, and I hope you take some time off from being buried upside down in a pool of fiery diarrhea in Hell to enjoy it.
Horatio Cornblower

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Starting to think about getting a new car, so as not to wait until my current one just dies, and am realizing how annoying “buying guides” are to people who aren’t car people.

Like, I still don’t understand what fucking “torque” is, though I gather it’s good?

I’m just going to put this shit off for another couple of months.
Dunstan

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Today I paid $65 for a recycle trash can. Fuck that. Someone, somewhere is pissing themselves laughing over this bullshit.
jjfozz

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Soooo, I gave my sisters and mother a pep talk today about how putting dad in a facility is going to change everyone’s lives, his included, for the better. Really positive, and well done as far as I’m concerned.

And . . .

They all just stared at me.

“Okay, I’ll see you guys later.”

And I walked out.

Insane.
jjfozz

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Oh shit.

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Are we doing a live blog of The Dirty Dozen on TCM? As long as the booze holds out, yes. Just want to say that George Kennedy knocked it out of the park in this movie and Cool Hand Luke. To me his modern-day counterpart is John Goodman because he can do serious and comedy in equal measure.
scotchnaut

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/Campari tomato update

Wife: “Let me use the food mill-it’s oddly satisfying.”

/5 minutes later

Me: “You really like working the handle of that mill, huh?”

Wifey: “Yes, I…Oh HAR-DEE-HAR-HAR.”

/she actually says that
scotchnaut

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It seems incredibly silly to me that Google has decided to waste resources redoing their login page to have ‘a more modern look and feel’. Who cares about that for a login page? I just want it to be simple and work seamlessly, which it does now just fine. I have an apprehension that this update is just going to screw it up. I really wish tech companies would stop breaking things.
Doktor Zymm

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Last night Latest Decision and her boyfriend made yr’s flatbread pizza by themselves. Kinda of a proud moment when your kid make stuff from scratch and it be edible*.

*I assume as there weren’t any leftovers and I didn’t have any
Game Time Decision

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