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Good evening and welcome to the Academy Awards live blog and prediction post. I’m your host yeah right. Yeah I’m pulling double duty today but what the fuck ever. It’s Oscar time!
Yes, I do love the Oscars and I watch every year. Live as it airs even! I’ll be watching along with whoever else is watching tonight.
I feel I’ve got a pretty good handle on this year’s awards having seen almost all of the nominated films, Missed the documentaries and shorts and a few foreign language films but I have the biggies covered.
Now we’ll break down the categories and I’ll give a quick highlight or two and venture a guess as we go along.
My predictions will be in BOLD
To the categories!
ACTOR IN A LEADING ROLE
NOMINEES
BRADLEY COOPER
Maestro
COLMAN DOMINGO
Rustin
PAUL GIAMATTI
The Holdovers
CILLIAN MURPHY
Oppenheimer
JEFFREY WRIGHT
American Fiction
Bradley Cooper was solid, he basically turned into Bernstein and the scene of him conducting Mahler’s 2nd was fucking stunning. Colman Domingo was outstanding in Rustin. I had never heard of him prior to this movie. Just excellent. Giamatti was his usual self. Played a solid drunk
Cillian Murphy was good but he left me a little cold.
Jeffrey Wright deserves this damn award and I hope he gets it because both his role and the film are the best I’ve seen in some time.
ACTOR IN A SUPPORTING ROLE
NOMINEES
STERLING K. BROWN
American Fiction
ROBERT DE NIRO
Killers of the Flower Moon
ROBERT DOWNEY JR.
Oppenheimer
RYAN GOSLING
Barbie
MARK RUFFALO
Poor Things
Sterling K Brown was dynamite in American Fiction, DeNiro was better than he has been in a bit but Oppenheimer has too damn much mojo working right now.
Mark Ruffalo will have to console himself with the fact that he got to pretend bang Emma Stone.
ACTRESS IN A LEADING ROLE
NOMINEES
ANNETTE BENING
Nyad
LILY GLADSTONE
Killers of the Flower Moon
SANDRA HÜLLER
Anatomy of a Fall
CAREY MULLIGAN
Maestro
EMMA STONE
Poor Things
Lily Gladstone was a revelation. For those of us who’ve seen Reservation Dogs we had a little glimpse of her potential prior to this but this award is hers and she deserves it. Annette Bening got nominated because she got into Crossfit. Sandra Hüller was damn good too.
Emma Stone? Girl? Emily baby! You won an Oscar being cute and singing and dancing in Lala Land and you’re jonesing so hard for another that your going to flaunt all your lady bits? Not that I’m complaining mind you. She was damn good too.
ACTRESS IN A SUPPORTING ROLE
NOMINEES
EMILY BLUNT
Oppenheimer
DANIELLE BROOKS
The Color Purple
AMERICA FERRERA
Barbie
JODIE FOSTER
Nyad
DA’VINE JOY RANDOLPH
The Holdovers
Going for an upset here but Da’vine Randolph was wonderful in The Holdovers. Jodie Foster got nominated because she did Crossfit with Annette Bening
ANIMATED FEATURE FILM
NOMINEES
THE BOY AND THE HERON
Hayao Miyazaki and Toshio Suzuki
ELEMENTAL
Peter Sohn and Denise Ream
NIMONA
Nick Bruno, Troy Quane, Karen Ryan and Julie Zackary
ROBOT DREAMS
Pablo Berger, Ibon Cormenzana, Ignasi Estapé and Sandra Tapia Díaz
SPIDER-MAN: ACROSS THE SPIDER-VERSE
Kemp Powers, Justin K. Thompson, Phil Lord, Christopher Miller and Amy Pascal
No idea on this one having seen exactly none but littlest right dug Spider-Man so there.
CINEMATOGRAPHY
NOMINEES
EL CONDE
Edward Lachman
KILLERS OF THE FLOWER MOON
Rodrigo Prieto
MAESTRO
Matthew Libatique
OPPENHEIMER
Hoyte van Hoytema
POOR THINGS
Robbie Ryan
Here comes the Oppenheimer train rolling down the goddamn track. Killers of the Flower Moon could easily win this as well.
The vision and “eye” of Poor Things was incredible. Very bold and Tim Burton like.
COSTUME DESIGN
NOMINEES
BARBIE
Jacqueline Durran
KILLERS OF THE FLOWER MOON
Jacqueline West
NAPOLEON
Janty Yates and Dave Crossman
OPPENHEIMER
Ellen Mirojnick
POOR THINGS
Holly Waddington
It’s got to be “Barbie” right? I think it gets its only win here.
DIRECTING
NOMINEES
ANATOMY OF A FALL
Justine Triet
KILLERS OF THE FLOWER MOON
Martin Scorsese
OPPENHEIMER
Christopher Nolan
POOR THINGS
Yorgos Lanthimos
THE ZONE OF INTEREST
Jonathan Glazer
Come up and get your hardware Nolan. Jonathan Glazer will get his one day but not for Zone of Interest. Yikes that was a tricky watch.
DOCUMENTARY FEATURE FILM
NOMINEES
BOBI WINE: THE PEOPLE’S PRESIDENT
Moses Bwayo, Christopher Sharp and John Battsek
THE ETERNAL MEMORY
Maite Alberdi
FOUR DAUGHTERS
Kaouther Ben Hania and Nadim Cheikhrouha
TO KILL A TIGER
Nisha Pahuja, Cornelia Principe and David Oppenheim
20 DAYS IN MARIUPOL
Mstyslav Chernov, Michelle Mizner and Raney Aronson-Rath
Haven’t seen any of these but this pick feels right.
DOCUMENTARY SHORT FILM
NOMINEES
THE ABCS OF BOOK BANNING
Sheila Nevins and Trish Adlesic
THE BARBER OF LITTLE ROCK
John Hoffman and Christine Turner
ISLAND IN BETWEEN
S. Leo Chiang and Jean Tsien
THE LAST REPAIR SHOP
Ben Proudfoot and Kris Bowers
NǍI NAI & WÀI PÓ
Sean Wang and Sam Davis
See previous comment.
FILM EDITING
NOMINEES
ANATOMY OF A FALL
Laurent Sénéchal
THE HOLDOVERS
Kevin Tent
KILLERS OF THE FLOWER MOON
Thelma Schoonmaker
OPPENHEIMER
Jennifer Lame
POOR THINGS
Yorgos Mavropsaridis
Thelma Schoonmaker has been working with Marty for 50 fucking years and she definitely knows what the fuck she’s doing. For the record this was my second favorite film of the year.
INTERNATIONAL FEATURE FILM
NOMINEES
IO CAPITANO
Italy
PERFECT DAYS
Japan
SOCIETY OF THE SNOW
Spain
THE TEACHERS’ LOUNGE
Germany
THE ZONE OF INTEREST
United Kingdom
Random observation; any time a film is up for best picture and best foreign film, it never wins best picture but almost always wins best foreign film. That’s my logic and I’m sticking with it. Society of the Snow was very well done and was the only other “International” film I watched besides The Zone of Interest.
MAKEUP AND HAIRSTYLING
NOMINEES
GOLDA
Karen Hartley Thomas, Suzi Battersby and Ashra Kelly-Blue
MAESTRO
Kazu Hiro, Kay Georgiou and Lori McCoy-Bell
OPPENHEIMER
Luisa Abel
POOR THINGS
Nadia Stacey, Mark Coulier and Josh Weston
SOCIETY OF THE SNOW
Ana López-Puigcerver, David Martí and Montse Ribé
Formatting got a bit fucked up there but I think Poor Things gets its win for this.
MUSIC (ORIGINAL SCORE)
NOMINEES
AMERICAN FICTION
Laura Karpman
INDIANA JONES AND THE DIAL OF DESTINY
John Williams
KILLERS OF THE FLOWER MOON
Robbie Robertson
OPPENHEIMER
Ludwig Göransson
POOR THINGS
Jerskin Fendrix
Sentimental award here since Robbie Robertson passed away right after finishing the score and just prior to the movie release. It’s earned though, the score was fucking incredible.
MUSIC (ORIGINAL SONG)
NOMINEES
THE FIRE INSIDE
from Flamin’ Hot; Music and Lyric by Diane Warren
I’M JUST KEN
from Barbie; Music and Lyric by Mark Ronson and Andrew Wyatt
IT NEVER WENT AWAY
from American Symphony; Music and Lyric by Jon Batiste and Dan Wilson
WAHZHAZHE (A SONG FOR MY PEOPLE)
from Killers of the Flower Moon; Music and Lyric by Scott George
WHAT WAS I MADE FOR?
from Barbie; Music and Lyric by Billie Eilish and Finneas O’Connell
Basic rule of thumb? Never bet against Billie Eilish.
SOUND
NOMINEES
THE CREATOR
Ian Voigt, Erik Aadahl, Ethan Van der Ryn, Tom Ozanich and Dean Zupancic
MAESTRO
Chris Munro, James H. Mather, Chris Burdon and Mark Taylor
OPPENHEIMER
Willie Burton, Richard King, Gary A. Rizzo and Kevin O’Connell
THE ZONE OF INTEREST
Tarn Willers and Johnnie Burn
Slight upset here but the sound for Maestro was basically the selling point wasn’t it? Zone of Interest also has a strong chance because the background sounds were basically the reason the film got here.
VISUAL EFFECTS
NOMINEES
THE CREATOR
Jay Cooper, Ian Comley, Andrew Roberts and Neil Corbould
GODZILLA MINUS ONE
Takashi Yamazaki, Kiyoko Shibuya, Masaki Takahashi and Tatsuji Nojima
GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY VOL. 3
Stephane Ceretti, Alexis Wajsbrot, Guy Williams and Theo Bialek
MISSION: IMPOSSIBLE – DEAD RECKONING PART ONE
Alex Wuttke, Simone Coco, Jeff Sutherland and Neil Corbould
NAPOLEON
Charley Henley, Luc-Ewen Martin-Fenouillet, Simone Coco and Neil Corbould
Pure conjecture on my part having seen not a damn one of these films.
WRITING (ADAPTED SCREENPLAY)
NOMINEES
AMERICAN FICTION
Written for the screen by Cord Jefferson
BARBIE
Written by Greta Gerwig & Noah Baumbach
OPPENHEIMER
Written for the screen by Christopher Nolan
POOR THINGS
Screenplay by Tony McNamara
THE ZONE OF INTEREST
Written by Jonathan Glazer
Have you seen American Fiction? Watch American Fiction!
WRITING (ORIGINAL SCREENPLAY)
NOMINEES
ANATOMY OF A FALL
Screenplay – Justine Triet and Arthur Harari
THE HOLDOVERS
Written by David Hemingson
MAESTRO
Written by Bradley Cooper & Josh Singer
MAY DECEMBER
Screenplay by Samy Burch; Story by Samy Burch & Alex Mechanik
PAST LIVES
Written by Celine Song
Strictly a hunch here. Past Lives was a wonderful film.
BEST PICTURE
NOMINEES
AMERICAN FICTION
Ben LeClair, Nikos Karamigios, Cord Jefferson and Jermaine Johnson, Producers
ANATOMY OF A FALL
Marie-Ange Luciani and David Thion, Producers
BARBIE
David Heyman, Margot Robbie, Tom Ackerley and Robbie Brenner, Producers
THE HOLDOVERS
Mark Johnson, Producer
KILLERS OF THE FLOWER MOON
Dan Friedkin, Bradley Thomas, Martin Scorsese and Daniel Lupi, Producers
MAESTRO
Bradley Cooper, Steven Spielberg, Fred Berner, Amy Durning and Kristie Macosko Krieger, Producers
OPPENHEIMER
Emma Thomas, Charles Roven and Christopher Nolan, Producers
PAST LIVES
David Hinojosa, Christine Vachon and Pamela Koffler, Producers
POOR THINGS
Ed Guiney, Andrew Lowe, Yorgos Lanthimos and Emma Stone, Producers
THE ZONE OF INTEREST
James Wilson, Producer
If I’m ranking this list in the order of my favorite movies this year it would be:
American Fiction. Just watch this ok?
Killers of the Flower Moon. A bit lengthy but very well done. Beautiful, horrible and a great soundtrack.
Poor Things. See above about Emma Stone’s lady bits also this will be one of the most quoted and memed movies ever. Just watch.
The Holdovers. Nothing world shaking but a really solid heartfelt film. Great cast and solid acting. *just read the plagiarism thing and “woof” if that’s true*
Oppenheimer. No disrespect, it was gorgeous to behold but the characters were cold and they could have trimmed the “hearings” element down by a good 45 minutes.
Past Lives. A terrific watch. You may get a little teary eyed.
Barbie. I thought it was fun and clever but I could see how some folks just wouldn’t get it.
Maestro. I very much enjoyed this movie but it wasn’t a big audience film. Felt like it existed for one scene.
The Zone of Interest. Creepy as fuck. Disturbing. Very well shot and directed. Unsettling. You probably won’t share the fact that you watched it. Unique take on a hard subject.
Anatomy of a Fall. Very good film. Beautiful location. Great filmmaking. Just not that compelling of a story.
Now let’s watch the program and see how we all did.
Where’s my bougie pinot noir?
Someone brought up “bad times at the El royale”
And I wanted to post this
As well you should. Criminally overlooked movie.
Everyone’s playing for runner-up behind Scar-Jo after this
https://twitter.com/nbcsnl/status/1766689405392109736
That “In Memorium” was pretty terrible.
One of the lamer efforts I’ve seen.
Attributing the “triumph of evil” quote to Navalny is next-level fuckery.
Ah, my favorite part of the Oscars!
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y6MQUaXFfLY
Once again don’t ever bet against Billie Eilish.
Phineas and Ferb win another Oscar
Nuclear war seems pretty awesome, so I’ve been dropping some cash on “Oppenheimer.”
I remember being blown away by Cynthia Errivo in ‘Bad Times At The El Royale’, which my brother described as “everything ‘The Hateful Eight’ should have been.”
I really enjoyed that movie.
So good.
Lewis Pullman should have gotten an award for his role as the clerk, Miles. When Dakota Johnson tells him not to worry and he fucking snaps to? Goddamn!
It was fun and the rando Hemsworth was great.
I’d bet money he’d say that was the most fun he ever had with a role. Just absolutely chewing scenery.
Ok that was awesome.
A Slash sighting too!
Dammit, Ryan Gosling is delightful.
Oh my god this song is terrible.
Which means it’s going to win.
The Legend of White Mac Meets Methamphetamine
/traded to DUUUUUVVVVVAAAAALLLLL for a 6th
Boston sports radio has some opinions on this.
Mayo only-ah wants a BLACK QB so nobody questiahns his leadahship??
That’ll probably be the callers. The hosts are raking Bill over the coals for failing to develop a QB.
Hell yeah.
I’m gonna go with “Oppenheimer’ here, for the sounds of Florence Pugh faking it.
“Faking what?” – Ben Shapiro
Much like Ben I prefer a dry rub on my BBQ, but for entirely different reasons.
Hail to the King, baby
I’ve got a Jeff Fisher going with my Oscar picks!
(8-8 so far)
If you want to watch something goofy and low-stakes you could absolutely do worse than Flamin’ Hot.
That’s how we refer to Buddy Cole
Balls just started paying attention.
Ooh, I saw ‘The Wonderful Story of Henry Sugar’ so that’s clearly the best pick!
Also it was a very good story by notably horrible person Roald Dahl.
If it’s The After I’m gonna stab someone’s kid.
You don’t need a reason.
This was the lesson of The After as I understood the film.
Please let it be Charles Kushner…Please let it be Charles Kushner…
/chasing Vampire Zendaya away with an extra-thick milkshake
VAMPIRE PINOCHET: [perking up] Vampire Zendaya?
And you all laughed at my garlic clove condom idea.
“Does that keep the garlic fresher, longer?”
-Antonio Cromartie and Philip Rivers, simultaneously
No way they were playing that man off stage.
What is this, the House Republican Caucus Philharmonic?
Mariupol was an incredible achievement. Almost unbelievable that they were able to make it at all. Very deserving. To Kill A Tiger would have been my vote, though. The only documentary I’ve seen in years that felt a little bit like watching The Act of Killing and The Look of Silence.
The ‘I’m Just Ken’ performance I’ve been waiting for!?
But Lemmy Kilmeister died!
So just Ace of Spades with the words replaced by I’m Just Ken?
Fuck yes.
This guy gets it.
Found a cool:
Global box office of best picture winner over the past decade:
2013: $188M
2014: $103M
2015: $98M
2016: $65M
2017: $195M
2018: $321M
2019: $262M
2020: $39M
2021: $2M
2022: $143M
Oppenheimer: $958M
That’s Rocking!
Congratulations to the guy who for the entirety of my childhood was a punchline about substance abuse.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?si=Lf81wy1U851h020E&v=XTtuRzA3zBI&feature=youtu.be
Black tar heroin will do things to a man.
Seriously, I’ll never forget watching the first giants/patriots super bowl and the trailer for the first iron man movie came on.
My dad sarcastically said, “wait, they got robert Downey in this? Damm, I thought I would enjoy that movie”
Music education has no place in our public schools until all of our students are proficient in math, reading, and White Christian ethno-nationalism!
I’m 7/13, so what’s up?
Probably your name on Matt Gaetz’s “prospects” list.
Me, compared with you standingswise.
Holy hell my picks are going as good as my March Madness bracket will.
Not mad at all to miss this one!
Likewise. Thought the Book Banning thing couldn’t miss, but this one looks delightful.
It’s really wonderful.
I saw ‘Free Solo’ in a movie theater for the large screen effect and my palms were literally aching and sweaty.
And I knew how it ended.
How much did Don Julio pay for this?
USA! USA! USA!
I think if you watched American Symphony this song suffered a little in comparison to all the other incredible Jon Batiste music in the movie.
Poor Ahnold trying to pronounce the Greek guy’s name.
“Yorgos, uh, GyroOuzo”
That’s right, play the guy off who’s struggling to read his acceptance speech in your native tongue, and one not his own.
If they try to play this man off I’m calling the Stop Asian Hate campaign.
NOW YOU’VE DAMNED WELL DONE IT
Jesus God Almighty
https://twitter.com/KrangTNelson/status/1766972106061877405
I’m endlessly amused by the fact that Space Karen still seems to think he’s one of the cool, funny, popular kids.
The right is getting better at comedy and the left is getting nervous.
The next Babylon Bee headline should be “Elon Musk Identifies as ‘Funny’.”
Take the next step, morans. Wokeywoke!
I’d bet anything Elon’s favorite movie is Serenity.
It took me a while, but I got there.
How much do you want to bet he tried to buy a date with Summer Glau at some point?
Most relatable thing he’s ever done, frankly
First Shohei Ohtani steals all the MVP awards while playing for a last place team and now a Japanese crew is taking our Oscars!? What is this, the early 80’s!?
(We would also have accepted: “What is this, Bill Parcells’s worst nightmare”)
Let’s all go buy Datsuns!
The scene they showed for Dead Reckoning was one of the cheapest-looking in the entire movie.
DeVito grabbing the envelope from Arnold and reading all the names and the winner
We’re getting back into choppy waters here for the picks.
You think they let the nominees pick who introduced them? I love the thought of Ruffalo getting asked and saying “Mahershala Ali” before the question’s even finished.
Sterling K. Brown: “You know that Short-Round kid? Yeah.”
I had no idea who that guy was.
Won last year for Everything Everywhere etc., which I enjoyed immensely. Not really a rewatchable thing for me.
Saying you don’t know who Short Round is as much of a transgression as having been caught wearing pants, in my eyes.
Well that latter’s never happened, so I’m good.
Robert DeNiro looks like a real fucking joy to hang out with.
Little bit, he’s fun a little bit.
“El Conde”, up for conematography Oscar, is incredible. “Augusto Pinochet is alive snd a vsmpire”, uf. Too good. Dynsmite watch.
Loved this shit. Larraín’s a madman.
Is Ryan Gosling telling me that the fight scene in Mad Max: Fury Road were staged!?!?
Well, just destroy Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny too, why don’t you?
[hisses at you to shut up] – Olivia Manning
THE DRAMA ASSOCIATED WITH THE UNVEILING OF SOME OF THESE ACADEMY AWARDS I CALL IT A BRONNY JAMES WORKOUT BECAUSE IT IS HEART-STOPPING.
Damar Hamlin winces in sympathy
The International field was really good this year. There’ve been years where The Teachers’ Lounge would have been my favorite.
I feel like there’s crossover potential with an AVN Award for a, uhm, different version of The Teacher’s Lounge.
Oh yeah that’s gonna happen.
“Why is there a dryer in the teacher’s lounge? And why is it always breaking down?”
“Hey honey…here’s The Zone of Interest”
(points at penis)
Wife: (wholly uninterested)
“Oh is it called the ‘zone of interest’ because it takes an interminable amount of time for it to grow a mere three percent?” – WifeOfSpam
You have to say it in the original German, the language of love.
I call mine Fall of an Anatomy.
I call mine Apocalypse Now.
I call mine Top Gun.
Which is weird, considering you’re a bottom.