Look at them dogs having an exchange of opinion. Does it remind you of anything that might be on later this evening? I don’t plan on watching but morbid curiousity has gotten the best of me before. I’m sure the comment section will be rocking this evening.
HA!:
The NFL got dinged a heady 4.7 billion in an antitrust lawsuit regarding overcharging for DirectTV fees. The plaintiffs argued that the league is filled with a bunch of conniving money-hungry liars and what do you know, a jury of their non-peers agreed. (perhaps someone can explain what’s going on here down below) Of course the NFL will be appealing.
Close Call:
Free agent Randall Cobb nearly paid the ultimate price of playing for the Jets last year-karma is a thing you know-when his house caught fire. The source of the conflagration was a Tesla charger that burst into flames and eventually engulfed the house. I smell burnt rubber and LAWSUIT! LAWSUIT! LAWSUIT!
Shut Up!:
So we had a contractor in our house this week doing a few things. Why? Because I can barely change a lightbulb, that’s why. He had been there for a few days before I met him yesterday for the first time. So on his way out the door and apropos of nothing he starts going on about Trudeau being fired from his job as a teacher because he was banging an underager but the media won’t talk about it. And Trump was railroaded. I just met him two hours earlier. What the hell happened to trite exchanges about the weather or sports? Fuck sakes.
Sprots:
Panama is beating the US 1-1 as I write this. Later on Uruguay will tackle Bolivia. Maybe there’s more NBA draft to watch, I don’t know.
Take it away, muchachos.
I hate Donald Trump, but my goodness is Joe Biden an old man.
So, here’s the thing about your Trudeau item. Teachers don’t get fired unless they bang a student. That’s just facts.
Sure.
https://twitter.com/KellyO/status/1806505436457189594
Ok, yeah, I just posted that pretty much.
And it’s VERY believable.
A cold?! My father looks more lively than him and he’s in mid to late stage ALS!
Years ago I managed to combine Lyme disease with a howling case of poison ivy and my fever was so bad I literally shit the bed and I promise you that, during that entire ordeal, I could string three sentences together more coherently than Biden just did.
What I’m saying is, that’s one hell of a cold.
I am not watching, and will not watch. Western Civilization was on borrowed time anyway, let’s just nuke the shit out of Putin and rip the bandaid off. Time’s up, folks.
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What do you think? Are we roughly the equivalent of 150 AD in the Roman Empire?
It’s starting to feel more like Constantine’s reign (around 320 AD) – the Christians are taking over, the seat of government will probably be moved (to fucking Florida)…
Live shot of the DNC
It’s so sad they don’t have the balls to pull the trigger and replace him.
There’s always the actuarial tables.
the scotus friday media dump tomorrow gonna sting a tiny bit more now
So, the only issue I can see with putting popsicles in the vagina to cool off is the sugar content.
Just plain ice should be fine.
Well the warnings don;’t say anything about ice, now do they?
Anyway, your movie’s probably fine.
My movie puts it in the butt.
But no one makes ads about THAT option!
This is like the 1960 debate. On the radio, Biden wins. On the television, Biden loses.
skipping the debate to watch a wnba game on a shitty local channel that is broadcasting green acres right now and the last time they broadcasted a game it was in 360p
u-s-a
The morals of an alley cat! Hah. Biden coming up on thr middle rounds.
That’s such a dated reference though. Who under 50 gets that?
Biden sounds good. His mind is still there.
But when it comes to appearance and body language, it’s a disaster.
And that’s what matters to the American public. The stupid, short-sighted American public.
He looks like a corpse.
“YOU WERE THE GODDAMN COMMANDER-IN-CHIEF! YOU CONTROLLED THE ARMED FORCES! THE UNITED STATES CONGRESS WAS UNDER ATTACK! WHERE IN THE HELL WHERE YOU?!?!”
-me, right now
If you got Biden’s wax figure out of Madame Tussaud’s out to the podium it’d be an improvement.
My joke about Biden shivving Trump is rapidly becoming his only hope. But I seriously doubt he’s got the stamina to do it.
By optics only, it doesn’t look good.
Against my better judgment I have wandered into the other room and watched some of it.
I don’t trust Biden to finish this debate on his feet, let along run the country for 4 years. Still gonna vote for him, though, because the other guy is nothing more than America’s raging id.
We are so totally fucked as a society.
If this was a baseball game, the long reliever would be in the bullpen frantically warming up while the game is still within reach.
Newsom in the bullpen
Two years too late. Democrats will have some half-ass excuse come November, but their commitment to a gerontocracy is going to bite us all in the ass.
Even you Canadiens.
stopped voting 8 years ago after that fucker won because i knew democracy was at the beginning of the end. have been vindicated ever since.
at least hillary did not get locked up, bernie is still coherent, and klobuchar would have thrown a stapler at trump’s head by now. never underestimate the power of the democrats to somehow fuck up a softball pitch.
them losing 1980 and the next dozen years after that, just a handful of years after nixon, taught the world that the dems only own a broken watch that’s right once every other decade
Uruguay already up 2-0. That’s probably good for the U.S., maybe they will phone things in on Monday and the U.S. can steal a win.
https://bsky.app/profile/tonyvisualizes.bsky.social/post/3kvvur2pvf42r
It says “sign in required”.
Yeah, Bluesky is a pain in the ass about that. Hang on.
Well fuck.
Ok, so it’s an image urging women not to put ice-pops in their vaginas to cool off.
Don’t kink-shame me.
Finally.
Side-note, I am truly stunned by how many of these ads there are. This seems to be the world’s least-discussed problem.
Still at work. Did Trump show up or did the GOP finally pull a Dave a replaced him with a far better body double?
They actually pre-empted the Copa game on Telemundo for it, so I caught a glimpse and he was running his stupid asshole mouth like always.
Mrs. Horatio has the debate on in the other room. About to put on a video game and blow shit up so I don’t have to listen to it, but in the 3 minutes I just endured Trump was yelling about the Founders and what they’d do about abortion “if they knew about it” and buddy if you don’t think they knew how to throw a pregnant woman down a flight of stairs in 1776 I don’t know what to tell you.
I think Biden is saving himself for an actual [clears throat] for dramatic effect.
I’m not watching the debate, but if Biden happens to lean over and shiv Trump a dozen times or so, then says “I wholeheartedly endorse the idea of Presidential immunity for all crimes” someone let me know.
“Give me a Life Sentence. By the time my appeals run out, it’ll be as long as a misdemeanor!”
Don’t ask me how I got them, but I got each campaign’s goals for tonight:
Trump: “I am not Benito Mussolini.”
Biden: “I am not Jimmy Carter.”
Trump MEANS IT, too.
*he’d never be some greaseball who’d let his enemies hang him, now a STRONG LEADER like Hitler or Putin….
Too bad the feeling isn’t mutual with the former.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6d2lhNRrVtc&pp=ygUWSGl0bGVyIHJlYWN0cyB0byB0cnVtcA%3D%3D
Oh Biden. You SO are!
Moving parts status? KEPT QUITE CLEAN. Over to you, Alexi!
This presidential debate is a sham. Unless they join by Zoom Robert F. Kennedy Jr.’s brain worm.
The Yankees are self-destructing so totally that they just fucked up a call to the bullpen.
Did a pizza delivery person show up to the mound?
Boone started out to the mound, Rodon waved him off, Boone went back to the dugout, the reliever, who had run out of the bullpen, had to turn around and run back.
It is 9-2 Toronto. Still undecided on what this means for the Leafs.
The Panamaniacs could – COULD – be the only CONCACAF side to advance. How delicioso would that be??
Now we dig in YOUR country.
You get yourself fucked my Christian namesake. We be goin thru.
/I honestly can’t believe you would say that.
/Picks up pencil to put Hippo next to Horatio
/diving for cover
“Look out, Hippo, he’s got a Big Turk!!”
//Lowratio comes out of the shrubbery
PAAAANNNNNAMA!!!!
(dun dun, dun dun dun)
PANAMMMMAAAAAA-UH-UH-OH!
So what’s the ideal outcome of tonight’s game from the U.S. perspective?
Greggggg gets fired
This.
The Maple leafs draft poorly.
I almost choked on my wine. Well played.
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Pearl Harbor wasn’t an embarrassment. It was an attack on our homeland that ended with us unapologetically nuking them twice.
This is where I would point out a generation raised on Facebook instead of field trips to museums will probably be ignorant on many matters more important than the nuances of war. But negative comments don’t move #limerita ads so I’ll just shut up and mind my own business.
Nuts to that. The world needs to hear more from the blax!
Nothing you can learn about history in 3rd grade is relevant anyway, let the kids have their fortnights and shamwows
FOX Post-Match analysis:
I’m not watching tonight. No one should.
No vote matters more than broadcast viewership eyes.
I got my wish. Monday means something.
USA beat Uruguay, Canada beat Chile, first we get the sugar, then we get the money, then we get the women.
How much have you drunk???
Bottle and a half. Vacation starts tomorrow
Good man!
Well shit.
This is turning into a potential Last Boy Scout situation.
Ain’t life a bitch?
More fouls than the end of an NCAA Tournament game.
Everyone gets a card!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yMoDJ4HWWaE
That’s the dumbest, most vicious action I think I’ve ever seen on a pitch.
PANAMA haz gone loco
What the fuck are they thinking?
Those zany Panimaniacs are at it again!
New plan, instead of steering away from drugs let’s go the other way. Each candidate does a line of cocaine at 9:00. Then we sit back and see who these entitled pricks really are.
I wholly expect at least one call tonight about “BIDEN ON MAH TEEVEE”
Encourage them to “do it, pussy; you won’t”
The Pan Within scores!
Yesterday a general attempted a coup in Bolivia and the elected President called everyone to go out on the streets and stop the military. Which happened; by today the general was detained and shown on TV.
So I’m worried for Uruguay. Plus, the modern CIA waits until your coup wins THEN steps in. These Gen X generales don’t know history.
I’m all for cursory chatting instead of foisting political / personal stuff upon meeting. That’s intrusive “Imma see what yer made of” crap. Hey, we’re not dating OK?
“Hey, it’s pretty warm out today. And speaking of, how’s big around is your cock?”
🤣🤣
Moderator: So which one of you is on the most drugs?
Trump: Mild Tranquilizer
Biden: Regular Cherry Coca Cola
Fox News: BIDEN ADMITS TO COKE USE
Biden: 4 Adderalltinis
Mrs. Scotchy: We need a few things done around the house…should I call a contractour?
Scotchy: Does anything involve slicing and preserving organs from a head hobo?
Mrs. Scotchy: Um…no…
Scotchy: Then yes.
I would tell your contractor that his services are no longer needed and find someone else. I am so tired of people vomiting their political thoughts on me.
He’s all done-that loopy shit was his parting gift to us.
Chaos cultists are very active recruiters.
Allright boys, you’ve been issued a quality rifle and taught how to use it. You been given two magazines of ammunition, and you know what to do. There’s more ammo if you need it but don’t be greedy.C’mon boys, let’s move out.
Can I hunt moose? DelicioUs.
Shoot anything you want, son.
I was an engineer on a nuclear submarine. Our weapon of choice was the 9/16″ combination wrench. That tool will keep the ocean out.
Is it CPAC time already?
“Ein ganzes Magazin? Wie urig!“ – Schweiz
I got satellite radio in my car so I can listen to this car wreck while I drive. And those trees and bridge embankments are going to look highly inviting.