Your Scattered Thursday Night Open Thread

My sources tell me that if a certain goober gets into office later on this year your holiday will be re-named Jews-Lie Forth.

Damn-this was the longest short week ever. Everyone’s been through it-you just can’t get caught up because different things are getting put on your plate and you leave at night with the notion, ‘things aren’t going to fall apart by the time I get back and that’s good enough’. It’s hell when three of those days are strung together.

The NFL News Doldrums are here and the nuggets are awfully skinny on salient info but I’ll give it a go.

This Boot Was Made For Rehab:

Dak is out of a walking boot. Remember back when wearing one was the kiss of death? At a pre-Covid draft one year I drafted a dude in one and my buddies went off on me-“He’s going to be out at least three months! You’re so stupid. Your wife is cheating on you!” (ok, that last one really hurt and was wrong but my buddies always went for the jugular) I tried to explain that walking boots were also now used to stabilize the foot and speed recovery from lesser injuries but they responded with, “your dog secretly hates you”.

No Funny Words Here:

Daniel Muir played for the Colts for a few years and he’s a wacko fundamentalist. His teenage son recently visited his grandmother and he had welts all over his face and body which she took pictures of. His 6’2″ 300 pound dad wailed on him or sanctioned the beating. These shitheads live on a compound-who knows what else goes on there? There’s your fucking Christian Love for you right there.

Black Kale Looks Better In The Shade:

Can you guess that various Ontario-grown fruits and veggies are becoming available now? Wifey tells me that this variant of kale is as nutrient-dense or more than the usual type that took the foofy cooking world by storm several Matrix iterations ago. What curious “good for you” item does she have me hunting down next week? SEA BEANS! Actually, if you have a recipe in your arsenal that involves kale and is something other than a soup, let me know in the comments.

When Do We Want It? Never!:

Advocating for the drinkers of Ontario here. The LCBO has a strike vote tomorrow-was the parking lot a madhouse earlier this evening? HA!

SPURTS!:

Soccario carries the evening with Argentina laying a walloping on Ecodoor.